after ten years in construction i have an intense hatred of brooms
Posted by MyHeadIsFullOfFuck@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 33 comments
Posted by MyHeadIsFullOfFuck@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 33 comments
NighthawK1911@reddit
Actually a thing
MortalAlpha6@reddit
They should change police uniforms to something more submissive.
Hasz@reddit
Nominative determinism, meet your cousin enclothed cognition.
Prestigious-Fig1172@reddit
Very cool , nighthawk
Civil-Needleworker-8@reddit
Hajo Adam and Adam Galinski were not scientists, but they wore white lab coats and came up with the concept of enclothed cognition. They were also stoned.
MortalAlpha6@reddit
We need to investigate this further. Quick dress up in a maid costume while I take notes!
all_time_high@reddit
The simplest version of this for many is changing out of pajamas/sleeping clothes to get things done. My mind doesn’t feel in the ideal condition to do some work if I’m wearing the clothes I wore to bed last night.
Similarly, I feel more motivated to do yard work or gardening if I’m wearing old jeans and an old t-shirt. I feel more energized for the gym if I’m wearing “gym clothes”. When I wear my military uniform, I feel more confident when interacting with strangers in nearly any capacity because I’ve paid attention to the details.
rooneylover6969@reddit
That is a very standard method to build habits. My go to from atomic habits lol. If you just put on clothes and show up at the gym even just to go back home, you will end up working out.
extreme_cuddling@reddit
Same man. I find that I'm more commited to cooking when I put my apron on. More likely to get work done if I'm fully dressed.
Tom_Blunty@reddit
Even without motivation you can roleplay yourself into a successful life, crazy what the human mind can do
CidAndroid@reddit
No no, everything in life must relate some ridiculous fantasy or meaningless pixels that represent some kind of videogaeym. Otherwise our terminally online brain can't understand basic human functions and happenings in life.
ConsciousStretch1028@reddit
I remember watching a moist critical video where he talked about basically gaslighting himself into eating good and working out, pretty funny
johnson7853@reddit
I do be this. Then I binge eat to get back at myself for being a dick. Crushed an entire box of ice cream sandwiches one night.
deanrihpee@reddit
until our mind sabotage ourselves lmao
Slightly-Blasted@reddit
Being a human is basically just role playing whatever character you created for yourself in your head.
Nothing we concern ourselves with is actually real.
Next-Ad1957@reddit
I'm pretty sure this like a 2,000 yr old Hindu philosophy
Fishmongererererer@reddit
I have gym clothes and shoes. They’re basically the same thing as my hang out clothes and shoes. But if I put those on it’s time to workout.
Vertex138@reddit
I'm so glad you added a blurred photo frame to the greentext, otherwise I might not have been able to read it
infinityeunique@reddit
Its called liquid ass (I kinda unironically like the design, fight me about it, it looks pretty and im not goi g to budge) 😉
Vertex138@reddit
I think it looks fine with photographs and artwork when you need to adhere to a certain aspect ratio. But on a Reddit post like this, it just feels like OP is trying to dodge repost/bot filters.
_sky12@reddit
The newest evolution in /r/greentext technology
HamBlamBlam@reddit
The hard hat made him do it. It’s like the sorting hat in Harry Potter, it gives people…ideas.
trenixjetix@reddit
this is what i call autism powers
stronkreptile@reddit
is it possible to harness this power? my room desperately needs some talc, and i wanna paint over this stupid green and purple my wife picked when she was 12
Frozenmeyer@reddit
Fake Anon improved something.
Gay he mentioned his father.
Kaleb8804@reddit
Breaking through implicit stigmatization by role playing is one way to do it but I think it’s better for everyone if anon just starts being a functional adult
Usernameistoolonglol@reddit
I'm still not sure how construction uniform correlates with house cleaning. However, if Anon were to put on his dad's maid outfit, well...
snuubi@reddit
you can gaslight yourself to be cool untul you really are. neuroplasticity, baby!
SipoteQuixote@reddit
Actually yea, a lot of times I'm like "how would x do this" and my brain is like "they would probably start with this" and bam. The gears start moving
Reading_username@reddit
What happens when anon puts on a thong?
FollowingSuitable941@reddit
Bro put on a hard hat and immediately gained +50 organization
Foolishly_Sane@reddit
Unironically yes.
MarvelousOxman@reddit
Fake it til you make it