Tell me i’m not alone on this

Posted by HeywoodJaBlowMe123@reddit | Truckers | View on Reddit | 15 comments

Everytime a decent size rock hits my windshield i audibly say “ow”

Thanks for coming to my ted talk. Feel free to say i’m not alone in the comments

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Vast_Obligation8213@reddit

I've got 3 small chips from a single ass hole dump truck driver. They arnt big enough to be drilled and sealed but still annoying af

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External_Result_8560@reddit

I moan instead

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Difficult_Wedding_49@reddit

Same! Usually a moan followed by screaming Daddy!

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Commercial_Ad3579@reddit

“Stop blowing holes in my ship” is what I usually say.

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Lavasioux@reddit

Sir this is a Wendys.

Also your post cracked me tf up.

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Honch777@reddit

I always let out a vocalization when hitting a particularly bad pothole / bump.

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TruckerBiscuit@reddit

"Fucking goddamn Indiana!"

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HeywoodJaBlowMe123@reddit (OP)

Okay that’s me too

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EnolaNek@reddit

And apologize to the truck if you’re in a good mood and it was probably avoidable? Just me? Okay…

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ShoebillJoe@reddit

I flinch and duck any time anything hits the windshield even though I know full well I won't be hit lol

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HeywoodJaBlowMe123@reddit (OP)

Guilty of that. A butterfly caught me off guard once. Had a good laugh about that

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chocoholic24@reddit

Lately it's been birds, I reflexively duck followed by, "Fuck!" I'm gonna have a goddamn coronary

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dontdoxmebro2@reddit

I usually yell “bitch!” But I yell that at everything on the road so it’s fairly ambiguous.

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seneeb@reddit

STOP SHOOTING AT MY SHIP!

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_877-CASH-NOW_@reddit

“Ouch” or “fuck” depending on the size