Mamma Mia
Posted by willworkforspoons@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 133 comments
The Rick and Morty
Posted by willworkforspoons@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 133 comments
The Rick and Morty
towblerone@reddit
dilated cervix pizza mmm my favorite
SpookyMooMoo@reddit
Is this what they do with the extra skin when men get circumcised?
Electronic_House2272@reddit
As a nurse, yes we do this all the time
my_midlife_isekai@reddit
DemonicHowler@reddit
Mmm, cheesy.
🤢
HamboneBanjo@reddit
reddituser403@reddit
When you cut off your tip, serve it with yogurt dip.
-dripgod-@reddit
Never eat hospital food 🤣
greenbastard1591@reddit
Ledzep0521@reddit
Keep those sugar packets on hand
EPLemonSqueezy@reddit
Forkskin
greenbastard1591@reddit
beegtuna@reddit
dumbass_sempervirens@reddit
Only since Joan Rivers stopped needing new eyelids
mofomeat@reddit
That's pretty specific. Usually it's babies that get circumcised.
Beneficial-Produce56@reddit
I nearly choked. Bravo.
Tristan155@reddit
No, those are saved for deep fried calamari.
beegtuna@reddit
Mmm… Carrabba’s stretchy calamari that I like to tongue blast as I eat
LookAtTheWhiteVan@reddit
Yep!
bobblehead230@reddit
Deep fry it and you’ve got calmari
Seafaringhorsemeat@reddit
Once the Moyle uses his mouth to "clean the area" as they do, this is often the result, yes.
JuanThiccLumpia@reddit
I think it’s horse vagina pizza. But im only a janitor at the vets so what do I know.
DankStew@reddit
Those look like fortune cookies made out of ham
beegtuna@reddit
The paper inside has winning lottery numbers* on one side and a curse on the other.
*numbers are also cursed
Ribky@reddit
Oh shit, like Hurley's Lost numbers!
Lopsided_Tiger_0296@reddit
I was going to say cow vagina but yours is much more pleasant
Montanegro@reddit
Homer Simpson lips
SuccessfulGap4708@reddit
What’s up with those vagina/foreskin looking meats?
ibjibberdumgibber@reddit
Is that... Zucchini and ricotta with mortadella shaped into horse p*ssy?
Adventurous-Ad-1517@reddit
Foreskin pizza
Excellent_Spite_7422@reddit
That’s disturbing, but makes me question why I’ve never seen avocado on a pizza as that would be delicious
Gluten-Free-Milk@reddit
Biblically accurate pizza
miraculousgloomball@reddit
hey, those are my eye holes.
Get your hands off of myyyyy eye holes
Razlaw@reddit
My first thought as well.
Ok-Membership-2548@reddit
I want to look through your eye holes.
greenbastard1591@reddit
Teedeous@reddit
Where is this from, it was stuck in my head for years and not knowing it now has shaken me lmao
Psianth@reddit
Rick and Morty, Interdimentional cable
Teedeous@reddit
Of course, I knew it was fucking weird lmao
_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_@reddit
See text of the post.
Vey-kun@reddit
But he only after u if ure with thr box tho.
I think ure safe if its on a pizza.
minorthreat1000@reddit
Came here for this
Zestyclose-Tour-6350@reddit
Here i go again....
🤢
Spicysquishy@reddit
What in god darn fore skins is this?
viking_canuck@reddit
Eye sockets?
FromTheBackroads@reddit
Blistering barnacles!
Business-Ear-315@reddit
Pizza Orifizio
lego_not_legos@reddit
Bog of Eternal Stench?
diydiggdug123@reddit
…need gif of Rick and Morty eyehole cereal
742N@reddit
Pretty sure a guys gonna come and fight you over that Eye Hole pizza. Beware.
Phoenix908@reddit
Not the mortadussy!
Sad-Structure2364@reddit
Mortadella, ricotta, artichoke?
Teedeous@reddit
Mf eating the flesh light end pizza
Tallagator96@reddit
This is what happens when you hire the 16 year old kid who previously got fired from the Weiner King.
No_Information3972@reddit
Foreskin and feta is certainly a choice, but I can’t knock it until I try it.
Technical_Employ1826@reddit
What
No_Information3972@reddit
Sorry, wrong sub.
IShatMyDickOnce@reddit
That is a pizza, not a sub.
Ledzep0521@reddit
Piz-ussy
No_Information3972@reddit
I’m looking for the Hot Italian, foot long?
IShatMyDickOnce@reddit
I’m gonna tell my wife you’re hitting on me.
No_Information3972@reddit
No one is stopping you.
asicarii@reddit
Worst male strip club name I heard all week.
jellybuttrpnut@reddit
I think that's frumunda cheese
Stock-Mission-7561@reddit
While being serenaded by Richard Cheese and Lounge Against The Machine
OverChildhood9813@reddit
Or ricotta or burrata or even brie
Lopsided_Tiger_0296@reddit
It’s actually the traditional recipe of foreskin and smegma mixed with cum
hautdoge@reddit
The bris kit
Tallagator96@reddit
Okay. That one wrecked me…Awesome!
Tallagator96@reddit
I would like to see this pizza set in motion to Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody. “Mama Mia, Mama Mia”…
mofomeat@reddit
What the everhating fuck?
MrGrinch-BTW@reddit
Tallagator96@reddit
I finally realized why they call this food porn. I feel like I need to hide this from my Mom under the mattress.
ri_san5@reddit
Barnacle pizza
WholeAssVIBE@reddit
r/dontputyourdickinthat
YcemeteryTreeY@reddit
Yeah usually these posts are riddled with the stupid "unzip fap" comments. Enough already
naturdayspeedrun@reddit
Are you saying Mamma Mia or they saying Mamma Mia?
oopsibrokephysics504@reddit
Why are cervixes on a pizza 😭
n9xxx@reddit
god damnit…. no…..
bizoticallyyours83@reddit
☹️
Jleems@reddit
Why did someone chop up a pocket pussy and put it on this pizza
KillerRayvenX@reddit
Why they put those flashlights there?
pettypettymcbetty@reddit
Vagina pizza. My favorite.
Admirable_Ardvark@reddit
What kind of vaginas you been looking at??
pettypettymcbetty@reddit
Not these kinds. I like em tight.
Interesting_Sock9142@reddit
that looks like the cereal from Rick and Morty....eyeball holes or something
Admirable_Ardvark@reddit
Genuinely I can't tell if this is thin sliced avocado or iceberg lettuce (or both) plus the bologna buttholes and ricotta (I think).
Italy has a hit out on you, be safe.
Admirable_Ardvark@reddit
Plane-Fan9006@reddit
Ricotta from a mortadella vag is the best...
agentaurange@reddit
r/pizzacrimes
Starbbex0617@reddit
It's giving Freddy Krueger's stomach when all the souls are poking out screaming
LennyDark@reddit
I think in the 5th movie there's literally a pizza with screaming souls in it and this pizza is way more upsetting
gummycrack@reddit
Death Grips - Year of the Snitch
alphaturducken@reddit
Mmm cervix pizza
Nonlethalrtard@reddit
As soon as I cut the pizza I bet they all scream at me
CATNIP_IS_CRACK@reddit
That’s not a pizza…
the_whether_network@reddit
“We’ll swallow your soul!”
Captain_Marshmellow@reddit
No really, what the actual fuck is this?
SaulTNuhtz@reddit
This new Avatar movie really goes hard.
Mostly_Apples@reddit
Looks weird but I bet it's really tasty.
mental_dissonance@reddit
GreyGanado@reddit
I'm sure the foreskin pizza is tasty though.
Powerful_Concert9474@reddit
I should call her. Everything reminds me of her
ToggleMoreOptions@reddit
Where's the butts and nuts?
Did you get beat up by the eye hole man?
Dead_Calendar@reddit
What's that? Seafood, pasta artichokes?
BlauMink@reddit
Pizza bread, Zuchinni, Burrata , Ham
Looks really sad, and I bet it tastes bad too LOL
lusty-argonian@reddit
Mortadella, and likely stracciatella*
BlauMink@reddit
Stracciatella is too general, judt say Zuchinni stracciatella if you want to be really specific
Also, it looks more like turkey ham to me, mortadella would be way too cheap to pit on a pizza for my point of view, but what do i know
lusty-argonian@reddit
Might be a regional thing, where I live you can and absolutely do get mortadella that’s good enough quality to put on pizza. My workplace actually sells mortadella pizza and it slaps
none_of_this_is_ok@reddit
Mortadella, not ham.
SeaToTheBass@reddit
PantheraLutra@reddit
My eyehole
ChefAsstastic@reddit
greatthebob38@reddit
DudeThatsAGG@reddit
Marcus?
JizzMaxwell@reddit
Papa Pia
KittiesRule1968@reddit
This is bizarrely enraging. I can't explain it.
basement_egg@reddit
why did they put hot pocket pussies on a pizza?
pinkpools@reddit
Everything reminds me of they
JimiHendrip@reddit
This feels like sexual harassment
BraveReplacement2766@reddit
Keep your hands off my eyeholes
mortisxbx@reddit
Is this for a gender reveal?
ScratchyMarston18@reddit
teapho@reddit
Those are my eyeholes
SweatyMess808@reddit
Mortadussy
TheMaveCan@reddit
It looks like something Rolf from Ed, Edd, and Eddy would bring to the potluck
Jonkinch@reddit
Oh… it’s mortadella! I thought it was silly putty.
BeastalaMode20@reddit
Made with authentic plumbus
Technical_Employ1826@reddit
Burrata and bolognese together are great
obeyn8@reddit
Mortadussy
Donqweeqwee@reddit
Holy shit this looks terrible
Hugh_Jampton@reddit
Oh no sorry I ordered no prolapsed assholes on mine thanks
Zealousideal-Dot2161@reddit
Bologna Barnacles are bad for your G. I