Mamma Mia | TheaterFire

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towblerone@reddit

dilated cervix pizza mmm my favorite

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SpookyMooMoo@reddit

Is this what they do with the extra skin when men get circumcised?

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Electronic_House2272@reddit

As a nurse, yes we do this all the time

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my_midlife_isekai@reddit

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DemonicHowler@reddit

Mmm, cheesy.

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HamboneBanjo@reddit

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reddituser403@reddit

When you cut off your tip, serve it with yogurt dip.

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-dripgod-@reddit

Never eat hospital food 🤣

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greenbastard1591@reddit

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Ledzep0521@reddit

Keep those sugar packets on hand

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EPLemonSqueezy@reddit

Forkskin

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greenbastard1591@reddit

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beegtuna@reddit

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dumbass_sempervirens@reddit

Only since Joan Rivers stopped needing new eyelids

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mofomeat@reddit

That's pretty specific. Usually it's babies that get circumcised.

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Beneficial-Produce56@reddit

I nearly choked. Bravo.

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Tristan155@reddit

No, those are saved for deep fried calamari.

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beegtuna@reddit

Mmm… Carrabba’s stretchy calamari that I like to tongue blast as I eat

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LookAtTheWhiteVan@reddit

Yep!

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bobblehead230@reddit

Deep fry it and you’ve got calmari

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Seafaringhorsemeat@reddit

Once the Moyle uses his mouth to "clean the area" as they do, this is often the result, yes.

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JuanThiccLumpia@reddit

I think it’s horse vagina pizza. But im only a janitor at the vets so what do I know.

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DankStew@reddit

Those look like fortune cookies made out of ham

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beegtuna@reddit

The paper inside has winning lottery numbers* on one side and a curse on the other.

*numbers are also cursed

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Ribky@reddit

Oh shit, like Hurley's Lost numbers!

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Lopsided_Tiger_0296@reddit

I was going to say cow vagina but yours is much more pleasant

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Montanegro@reddit

Homer Simpson lips

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SuccessfulGap4708@reddit

What’s up with those vagina/foreskin looking meats?

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ibjibberdumgibber@reddit

Is that... Zucchini and ricotta with mortadella shaped into horse p*ssy?

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Adventurous-Ad-1517@reddit

Foreskin pizza

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Excellent_Spite_7422@reddit

That’s disturbing, but makes me question why I’ve never seen avocado on a pizza as that would be delicious

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Gluten-Free-Milk@reddit

Biblically accurate pizza

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miraculousgloomball@reddit

hey, those are my eye holes.

Get your hands off of myyyyy eye holes

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Razlaw@reddit

My first thought as well.

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Ok-Membership-2548@reddit

I want to look through your eye holes.

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greenbastard1591@reddit

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Teedeous@reddit

Where is this from, it was stuck in my head for years and not knowing it now has shaken me lmao

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Psianth@reddit

Rick and Morty, Interdimentional cable

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Teedeous@reddit

Of course, I knew it was fucking weird lmao

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_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_@reddit

See text of the post.

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Vey-kun@reddit

But he only after u if ure with thr box tho.

I think ure safe if its on a pizza.

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minorthreat1000@reddit

Came here for this

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Zestyclose-Tour-6350@reddit

Here i go again....
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Spicysquishy@reddit

What in god darn fore skins is this?

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viking_canuck@reddit

Eye sockets?

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FromTheBackroads@reddit

Blistering barnacles!

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Business-Ear-315@reddit

Pizza Orifizio

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lego_not_legos@reddit

Bog of Eternal Stench?

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diydiggdug123@reddit

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…need gif of Rick and Morty eyehole cereal

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742N@reddit

Pretty sure a guys gonna come and fight you over that Eye Hole pizza. Beware.

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Phoenix908@reddit

Not the mortadussy!

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Sad-Structure2364@reddit

Mortadella, ricotta, artichoke?

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Teedeous@reddit

Mf eating the flesh light end pizza

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Tallagator96@reddit

This is what happens when you hire the 16 year old kid who previously got fired from the Weiner King.

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No_Information3972@reddit

Foreskin and feta is certainly a choice, but I can’t knock it until I try it.

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Technical_Employ1826@reddit

What

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No_Information3972@reddit

Sorry, wrong sub.

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IShatMyDickOnce@reddit

That is a pizza, not a sub.

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Ledzep0521@reddit

Piz-ussy

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No_Information3972@reddit

I’m looking for the Hot Italian, foot long?

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IShatMyDickOnce@reddit

I’m gonna tell my wife you’re hitting on me.

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No_Information3972@reddit

No one is stopping you.

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asicarii@reddit

Worst male strip club name I heard all week.

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jellybuttrpnut@reddit

I think that's frumunda cheese

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Stock-Mission-7561@reddit

While being serenaded by Richard Cheese and Lounge Against The Machine

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OverChildhood9813@reddit

Or ricotta or burrata or even brie

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Lopsided_Tiger_0296@reddit

It’s actually the traditional recipe of foreskin and smegma mixed with cum

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hautdoge@reddit

The bris kit

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Tallagator96@reddit

Okay. That one wrecked me…Awesome!

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Tallagator96@reddit

I would like to see this pizza set in motion to Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody. “Mama Mia, Mama Mia”…

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mofomeat@reddit

What the everhating fuck?

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MrGrinch-BTW@reddit

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Tallagator96@reddit

I finally realized why they call this food porn. I feel like I need to hide this from my Mom under the mattress.

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ri_san5@reddit

Barnacle pizza

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WholeAssVIBE@reddit

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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YcemeteryTreeY@reddit

Yeah usually these posts are riddled with the stupid "unzip fap" comments. Enough already

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naturdayspeedrun@reddit

Are you saying Mamma Mia or they saying Mamma Mia?

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oopsibrokephysics504@reddit

Why are cervixes on a pizza 😭

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n9xxx@reddit

god damnit…. no…..

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bizoticallyyours83@reddit

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Jleems@reddit

Why did someone chop up a pocket pussy and put it on this pizza

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KillerRayvenX@reddit

Why they put those flashlights there?

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pettypettymcbetty@reddit

Vagina pizza. My favorite.

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Admirable_Ardvark@reddit

What kind of vaginas you been looking at??

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pettypettymcbetty@reddit

Not these kinds. I like em tight.

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Interesting_Sock9142@reddit

that looks like the cereal from Rick and Morty....eyeball holes or something

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Admirable_Ardvark@reddit

Genuinely I can't tell if this is thin sliced avocado or iceberg lettuce (or both) plus the bologna buttholes and ricotta (I think).

Italy has a hit out on you, be safe.

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Admirable_Ardvark@reddit

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Plane-Fan9006@reddit

Ricotta from a mortadella vag is the best...

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agentaurange@reddit

r/pizzacrimes

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Starbbex0617@reddit

It's giving Freddy Krueger's stomach when all the souls are poking out screaming

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LennyDark@reddit

I think in the 5th movie there's literally a pizza with screaming souls in it and this pizza is way more upsetting

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gummycrack@reddit

Death Grips - Year of the Snitch

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alphaturducken@reddit

Mmm cervix pizza

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Nonlethalrtard@reddit

As soon as I cut the pizza I bet they all scream at me

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CATNIP_IS_CRACK@reddit

That’s not a pizza…

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the_whether_network@reddit

“We’ll swallow your soul!”

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Captain_Marshmellow@reddit

No really, what the actual fuck is this?

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SaulTNuhtz@reddit

This new Avatar movie really goes hard.

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Mostly_Apples@reddit

Looks weird but I bet it's really tasty.

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mental_dissonance@reddit

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GreyGanado@reddit

I'm sure the foreskin pizza is tasty though.

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Powerful_Concert9474@reddit

I should call her. Everything reminds me of her

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ToggleMoreOptions@reddit

Where's the butts and nuts?

Did you get beat up by the eye hole man?

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Dead_Calendar@reddit

What's that? Seafood, pasta artichokes?

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BlauMink@reddit

Pizza bread, Zuchinni, Burrata , Ham

Looks really sad, and I bet it tastes bad too LOL

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lusty-argonian@reddit

Mortadella, and likely stracciatella*

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BlauMink@reddit

Stracciatella is too general, judt say Zuchinni stracciatella if you want to be really specific

Also, it looks more like turkey ham to me, mortadella would be way too cheap to pit on a pizza for my point of view, but what do i know

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