Sorry to have an old-man rant here. Why the fuck does this internet-native generation feel the need to share details like this with strangers on the internet?

"Update on how my bowel movement went after that extra spicy pad kaprow I posted pictures of earlier. Also with pictures"

"Look at the pictures of the temple I went to after the nice tuktuk drive informed me that the palace is closed today."

"Update on my HIV test after the bar girl I took home turned out to be a guy, but I was so drunk I just said fuck it and let him raw dog me. (Link to previous discussion in the comments.)"