Whenever I used to post something and someone would give me an award, I became so tired of doing the lame “thank you for the gold, kind redditor!”

So instead, I would write the person’s username on a small chalkboard (the dark background is importantly) and then send a video of me jerking off and cumming onto their username. And I don’t mean the last ten seconds before I blew my load. I mean flaccid before to flaccid after. The whole experience. Heavy breathing and moaning included.

I really thought that it meant more than a few cliché words but people did not like me doing that at all. It was a simpler time.