adapt this into a film. Now.

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AlfredKnows@reddit

Americans are blessed because they have guns to fire into the walls. Meanwhile what would europoors do in situation like this?

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ReturnRadio@reddit

Same thing they do with the swarming hordes I mean doctors and engineers, just bend over and take it

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Kaeru-Sennin@reddit

Eurochads have actual walls instead of the paper-thin fakery that breaks upon the slightest touch that Americlowns use, the dwarf can't be inside it to begin with.

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I'm pretty sure this is rage bait but I'll engage anyway. Have you ever been to America? Or better have you ever experienced a cat 5 hurricane in whatever dismal shithole you live in? My house has been standing for 3x as long as I've been alive and shows no signs of falling over anytime soon.

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ShitMcClit@reddit

You underestimate the dwarf

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DarkScorpion48@reddit

I don’t know about other countries, but in The Netherlands it’s impossible to have anything crawling around the walls. They are either solid or filled with insulation

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BananaMan0803@reddit

Europoops couldn’t comprehend the strength of a tornado, their 3 little pigs chinny chin chud minds would be shattered to see a brick house get picked up and thrown like a pebble.

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Kaeru-Sennin@reddit

Eurochads doesn't have tornadoes because they only prey on weaker beings (Americraps).

Another W for Europe as usual

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ZenPyx@reddit

Europeans simply used their superior intellect and built houses where there weren't tornadoes or massive earthquakes

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AlfredKnows@reddit

It is not dwarfs in the wall but doctors and engineers in the streets who want to grape you :/

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Wide_Ad_1739@reddit

Have you been wearing purple?

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Pejji@reddit

Dude true I literally can't walk 5 meters without having to fight the hordes, it's sad actually. I wish I lived in a rape-free country like the US.

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AlfredKnows@reddit

You wish you lived in a gun-full country so you could fight the hordes.

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Pejji@reddit

Yeah, my only annoyance would be the four to five times higher murder rate and the greater risk of getting raped in the US compared to Europe, but at least we could play soldiers with real guns when I try to defend myself on the streets.

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AlfredKnows@reddit

Possibility to be killed by a gun is a small price to pay for a possibility to kill with a gun.

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Pejji@reddit

Just like in the movies

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jimmysmatcha@reddit

That's Pretti Good, just like when Renee got domed LMAOOOOOOO

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SilliusS0ddus@reddit

That's not gonna look good at the pearly gates

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jimmysmatcha@reddit

Saint Floyd is looking up at us right now XD

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yeboioioi@reddit

Everyone should be willing to pay the ultimate sacrifice so that my fat neighbor can open carry at Taco Bell

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Pejji@reddit

Hell yeah brother, and mental health is gay as well (therefore it's bad)

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MulvMulv@reddit

If a country is gun-full then they will get them too.

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AlfredKnows@reddit

Not a big issue. If movies teach anything is that good guys always win the shootout.

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jamiebob555@reddit

Me too dude. There would crowds waiting on the beaches... If you know, you know

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Prestigious-Fig1172@reddit

American see a doctor in street = Suddenly have $192782 in dept.

European see a doctor instreet = Raped.

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AlfredKnows@reddit

Russian sees a doctor - conscripted into the trenches.

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m4teri4lgirl@reddit

mfw house made out of red bricks in the greatest country on earth

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crepoef@reddit

Europoor completely underestimates the burrowing power of the dwarf

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OogaBooga756@reddit

Mfw no ac

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Easy-Musician7186@reddit

Oh it definitly can, but that‘s why I have my Rh120 L/55 smoothbore gun placed right besides my bed. I might take my neighbours down whilst going for that little fucker, but that‘s a sacrifice I‘m willing to take. Danke Rheiner.

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lonevolff@reddit

Yea sure ok. As if you eurocucks dont have 20k generations of adapted rapedwarf designed to live in your sparkle water.

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Boris7939@reddit

Meanwhile what would europoors do in situation like this?

Get raped by the rape dwarf obviously.

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adapt this into a film.

Peter Dinklage will insist that its demeaning to hire an actual little person for the role, so we're going to be stuck with a fuckin' terrible CGI rape dwarf.

How am I supposed to fear the rape dwarf's penis if I don't believe it's real?

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Angry_Robot@reddit

Rapes dwarves are easily startled, but they will soon be back. And in greater numbers.

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Lasagnabelly@reddit

Everyone knows you don't shoot at the rape drawf

You lay thirst traps

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NieR_____@reddit

Nothing beat some good ol' rape dwarf stories