anon views literally changed
Posted by PeachLimb@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 33 comments
Posted by PeachLimb@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 33 comments
Due-Boss-4354@reddit
Flat Earth is completely believable and grounded thing compared to NASA friend handing a ticket to go to outer space.
I don't understand the point of this greentext. Is it absurdity? Why bring it down with regular flat Earther bashing then? Is this boomer material? Fuck it, I'm pressing the red button, real tired of you fucks.
throwaway6444377_@reddit
go to space
thry dont let me go outside
the windows are jyst screens brah
Alokir@reddit
Anon is stupid, of course it seems round, since our eyes are round.
Or is Anon a flat eyer as well?
Weak_Decision6660@reddit
flat earthers watching every conspiracy theory come true except for theirs
splittingheirs@reddit
If the earth isn't flat then why did globers kill jesus?
Exhil69@reddit
Is glober a synonym for...
Sec_Chief_Blanchard@reddit
yep. romans.
kdjoeyyy@reddit
It was the Jews that killed Jesus thoughđ
MantrTheTomboyFan@reddit
ah, yes, the Jews killed Jesus with the typical Jewish death sentence method, crucifixion
kdjoeyyy@reddit
The bible clearly emphasises that the Roman consul did not want to kill Jesus so he asked the Jews who wanted his death lol
MantrTheTomboyFan@reddit
And that's exactly why the bible cannot be trusted in everything it says. Do you really believe the prospect of a Roman governor in a position of power and dominance being cucked into taking a decision he doesn't want by the people he is subjugating and his empire has conquered?
kdjoeyyy@reddit
Youâd be cucked too if not listening would lead to a rebellion
Sec_Chief_Blanchard@reddit
But they didn't. It was the Romans. Where are you getting that idea?
AbadeersGhost@reddit
Flat earthers engage in the most obvious motivated reasoning. Either they just want to feel smarter then everyone else or they some hyper religious retĐ°rd desperately trying to square Revelation 7:1
A_Stoned_Smurf@reddit
That's just the water mountains, idiot. Everyone knows that, the waves get so large and distributed it just LOOKS like it's disappearing over the horizon! Ugh, globies are so stupid.
lonevolff@reddit
No no u see all ships are nasa submarines
Darcress@reddit
... sound about what they would say.
Something to do with chemicals in the tap water....
Flat earthers collective iq is still only double digits
YoungDiscord@reddit
Their IQ is a single digit kelvin number
baudmiksen@reddit
make_reddit_great@reddit
They're lonely people and they find solace in each other's company.
YoungDiscord@reddit
They can find company without having to spread misinformation
make_reddit_great@reddit
But the weird worldview is what brings them together. It's church for a post-religious world. Watch the "Behind the Curve" documentary.
SipoteQuixote@reddit
Its wild when all the other conspiracies are slowly turning out to be true... EXCEPT flat earth.
BOwOcket@reddit
Double? Thats ambitious.
Qulpaksad@reddit
Fifth top greentext in this subred btw
Crash_override87@reddit
This reminds me of an old joke âa man dies and goes to heaven. While at the gates Saint Peter asks him if he would like to know anything at all. The man asks, who killed Kennedy? Saint Peter replies- it was Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone with a bolt action rifle. The man thinks a minute and says, shit this goes deeper than I thoughtâ
Wise_Expression7941@reddit
Top ten things that never happened
PsychFlame@reddit
WHAT??
Ok_Charity_707@reddit
In a conspiracy theory, any evidence against the conspiracy is seen as proof for the conspiracy.
bitchnibba47@reddit
this is a repost of the most upvoted post on this sub
firuz0@reddit
It will be like those screens in the series Silo. Both the windows in the spacecraft and the visor on the helmet is a screen erasing the Great Turtle from the view.
YoungDiscord@reddit
A flat earther and a glober die in a freak accident and go to heaven and meet God
Given they always argued over whether the earth is flat or a globe, they decided to ask God himself
"The earth, is a globe" god booms in his mighty voice
The flat-earther leans over to the glober and whispers
"Holy cow, the conspiracy runs deeper than I thought"
FailureToReason@reddit
They would literally say the windows were actually digital displays and the whole thing is a deception.
They'd say 'think about it - would NASA really spend millions of dollars just to settle the flat earth debate when that's already their position?' Because if they didn't, the other flat eathers would say they were bought out by NASA and are now a shill.
Like what happened with the final experiment - for those without context, Flat Earther Jeranism went to Antarctica to conduct an observation of the sun, which proves definitively that the earth is not flat. When he renounced his flat earth views, other flat earthers ostracised him - called him a liar, shill, etc.
A few other good, relevant videos:
Video 1
Video 2
Bonus video - very funny.