So what does Santana do for a living?

No, let me explain something. I’m not Mr. Santana. You’re Mr. Santana. I’m the Jesus, or Quintana, or El Jesus Quintana, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing

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RevZafod@reddit

And now I can get them in the Dallas area without needing to fly to Lost Angeles.

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OldJames47@reddit

Not AT the In-And-Out Burger on Camrose, NEAR the In-And-Out Burger on Camrose.

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mike1975a75@reddit

He works down at the crime lab. They got them working in shifts!

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CandyPale4464@reddit

I wouldn’t hold out too much hope for the Creedence.

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fiestyscotsman@reddit

Little of this little of that🤷‍♂️I just know he gets there in a van!!

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fiestyscotsman@reddit

Quintana??🤷‍♂️am I wrong? I may be an asshole but, am I wrong?

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RedPhule@reddit

He has to walk around telling people he's a pederast.

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Its_Thrillhouse@reddit

First of all, dude, Santana is not the prefered nomenclature. Quintana, please.

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_WillCAD_@reddit

Santana? Creep can fucking shred, dude.

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Swashbuckling_Sailor@reddit

He mops the floors of the peep show booths.

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Santana made smooth with Rob Thomas, which is the second biggest song of all time. He also recorded many other awesome songs like black magic woman. Quintana on the other hand wears a hairnet, which no man in his right mind would do. So my guess is he’s doing some time in the dish pits due to his probation

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Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit

Also dude … *Doin’ time in Chino… for, you know, uh, eight year olds, in uh, the city limits… that ain’t legal either.

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Dave-1066@reddit

What are you, a parole officer now?!

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apparentlyiliketrtls@reddit

Nice mashup

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mercerjd@reddit

Your thinking about this has become very uptight

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davster99@reddit

Happy cake day

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Dave-1066@reddit

Wait…is this a…what day is this?

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mercerjd@reddit

Thanks, man.

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FrequentRevolution92@reddit

Obviously he’s not a golfer.

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7d8GCVKru@reddit

He’s a sex offender so probably telemarketing.

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Perfect_Earth_8070@reddit

He’s a pervert

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avreddits@reddit

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Mr_Boswell@reddit

Who… who the fuck is Santana?

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Negative-Wrap95@reddit

His special lady friend is a Black Magic Woman.

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Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit

Look, man, I’ve had a rough night, and I hate the fuckin’ Santana, man.

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iB0NZ3@reddit

Find your own Caravansarai!!

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edmechem@reddit

👏👏👏

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TheRealBaboo@reddit

You got to change your evil ways

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Kokiri-Kid-1998@reddit

He’s just helping her conceive, man.

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TonyWilliams03@reddit

Santana is not exactly a light weight

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PPLavagna@reddit

I’ve had a long day and I hate fucking Santana man.

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Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit

HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRA-ZY?!?!?! I’ve told this OP a fucking thousand fuckin times: Jesus Quintana…

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edmechem@reddit

Also Dude - confusing a creep who can roll, with Carlos MF Santana in this subreddit - that ain't legal either!

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Warm_Cranberry4472@reddit

He works going door to door telling everyone he is a pederast

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thebuttsmells@reddit

got his own ethos

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Flat_Body9569@reddit

Pederast, dude.

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Apprehensive-Bite373@reddit

Pretty sure he holds down a public works gig for the city of Van Nuys.

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forcekin0@reddit

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Tasty_Act@reddit

Music business…briefly.

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Interesting-Jello546@reddit

Hair net is to keep his hair slicked back.

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Junior_Lavishness_96@reddit

He goes door to door in North Hollywood

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RevZafod@reddit

Actually it's at 812 N Kenmore Ave in East Hollywood. Been there after the Fest in Oct 2007 where I took my third "Best Walter" trophy.

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nothingtooserious@reddit

Brant will fill you in on the details

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cyclorphan@reddit

Crossing guard, heh

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Scott_1580@reddit

Well dude, we just don't know

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Clear_Marsupial808@reddit

You’re not wrong, you’re just an asshole….

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Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit

No he’s wrong, with proof. He did one post calling Jesus “Santana,” probably with 8-year olds…

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Clear_Marsupial808@reddit

Ok then….

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loodgeboodge@reddit

Dude can roll man

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dreevsa@reddit

He’s a ringer

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RevolutionaryKey8565@reddit

What's this day of rest bullshit? (I think Liam is a ringer, i.e. the actor is a pro bowler)

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TonyWilliams03@reddit

My theory is the Dude is the Ty Webb of bowling.

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henrydaiv@reddit

Well uh hes a pedarist man.

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j592dk_91_c3w-h_d_r@reddit

He stocks the coffee cans and half and half at Ralph’s.

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kinkyslc1@reddit

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RevolutionaryKey8565@reddit

I recall an interview back in the day saying the character was based on Paul Calderon's Clockers character named Jesus. He worked at a food place.

Harvey Keitels detective interrogates hey, Zeus; and Calderon corrects him: "my momma calls me Jesus. My daddy calls me Jesus, and you are going to call me Jesus."

Some kind of biblical name or something.

Turturro is known for working with Spike Lee, and over the years he talked with Lee about having two characters named Jesus. They wanted to work up this character. The coens got the idea from turturro and Lee.

Your gut is probably correct. The hairnet is likely functional. That chemical castration fuck up the way they walk. But damn this creep can roll.

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BoomDonk@reddit (OP)

New shit has come to light!

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