The Eagles
Posted by Ray_Midge_@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 32 comments
From the biography of Gram Parsons Twenty Thousand Roads by David Meyer
Posted by Ray_Midge_@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 32 comments
From the biography of Gram Parsons Twenty Thousand Roads by David Meyer
HeavyMetalRN1974@reddit
I’m kinda surprised the Dude hated them so much because he’s practically a doppelganger of Joe Walsh.
strange_reveries@reddit
Well, tbf Joe Walsh was the exception to the rule in the Eagles. The least Eagles-y part of the Eagles. In fact, iirc, Henley almost vetoed Walsh's joining the band because of his wild reputation.
HeavyMetalRN1974@reddit
Henley has to be the biggest cocksucker in the music business next to Roger Waters. I was at Foxwoods casino with my wife and I’m sitting at a poker table and the dealer was talking about the different acts that came through. She said when Don Henley was there the staff had a huddle and was told no one is to look him in the eye or he will demand they be fired. What an ASSHOLE. Ego rock star pedo threatening wage workers. Fuck him and his Walden woods.
stonedlonr@reddit
Just without the money.
paygunholiday@reddit
Gram Parsons … hardly a lightweight.
SemenOfGranite@reddit
Bulk of the series.
DoctorEnn@reddit
It’s kinda hilarious just how intensely people hate the Eagles.
Money-Look4227@reddit
This sounds like it was written by Donald Fagen. I wonder what The Dude thinks of The Dan...
Key_Country3756@reddit
And that, all you little achievers, is why the Dude hates the f___ing Eagles!
lebowski-ModTeam@reddit
Walter, face it, there isn’t any connection. Your roll.
(A Lebowski quote slapped onto a pic that no literal relevance to the film is not a connection)
useless_modern_god@reddit
“A plastic dry-fuck” 😂
Ronald_Deuce@reddit
He's just helping her conceive, man
BachRach433@reddit
you don't like my music? get the fuck outta my cab
peanut_butter_zen@reddit
Look man it's been a long night
Junior_Lavishness_96@reddit
Especially after being forcibly removed from Jacky Treehorn’s beach party.
dhlthecobra@reddit
That chief of police was a real reactionary.
Junior_Lavishness_96@reddit
A FUCKING FASCIST
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit
Hey, put the review away, they callin’ the Maudes, man.
Wirelessness@reddit
They left their Kent State debacle off the bio. As a vehement anti-war activist, this must be why The Dude hates the Eagles, man.
silvio_burlesqueconi@reddit
Dead Flowers is apparently about Gram's girlfriend mailing him flowers while he was hanging with the Stones in London.
dhlthecobra@reddit
Buncha assholes
eggsuckinggrandmama@reddit
However if you read between the lines it’s not a bad review of them
LawrenceSellers@reddit
Tool famously ripped of “The Eagles - Those Shoes” in the song Sober.
So shit, man, I hate fucking Tool. (/s)
warbastard@reddit
Loud-Vacation-5691@reddit
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening
Junior_Lavishness_96@reddit
Malibu Chief of Police, real reactionary.
vhmike@reddit
Go back and read this in the voice of The Stranger. Made me laugh to beat the band. Parts anyway.
StinkySauce@reddit
Human paraquats
OnionTamer@reddit
He cut of their Johnsons!
kinkyslc1@reddit
jonb72@reddit
That’s just like my opinion dude.
AgileDrag1469@reddit
Take it to the limit, because you can’t hide your lyin’ eyes watching the tequila sunrise at the Hotel California from the comfort of your Ol’ 55. You can exhale anytime you like, but you can never wheeze.