ULPT Request: Foul Up Your Bottled Water
Posted by Woodpecker-Sensitive@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 11 comments
Something that won't kill you or make you sick, but would taste foul AF in water? Bonus piss disks if it remains clear.
failtuna@reddit
You got dogs? Or know anyone with dogs?
Well thats the dogs bottle now, you pour it into a bowl and then back in the bottle so you don't waste it when walking that dog.
Might as well fill it with water from a dog's bowl to get started.
bowhunterb119@reddit
Vinegar
LevelPerception4@reddit
This! One tablespoon of distilled white vinegar.
buffaloshvantz@reddit
Anchovy oil
reijasunshine@reddit
Bitter spray for pets. The brand Phooey! is especially nasty. (I know firsthand, unfortunately)
tetheredvoid@reddit
Also that bitter apple spray they use with horses
tetheredvoid@reddit
Citric acid is a powder you can mix in. Non-toxic and should stay clear in small amounts.
slutty_muppet@reddit
It'll just taste like lemon
tetheredvoid@reddit
No. It will taste like pure sour and, not expecting that, would be very confusing/concerning in plain bottled water.
slutty_muppet@reddit
Salt
ViolettaHunter@reddit
Enough white vinegar should do the trick. But would need to be a lot.