ULPT Request: Foul Up Your Bottled Water

Something that won't kill you or make you sick, but would taste foul AF in water? Bonus piss disks if it remains clear.

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You got dogs? Or know anyone with dogs?

Well thats the dogs bottle now, you pour it into a bowl and then back in the bottle so you don't waste it when walking that dog.

Might as well fill it with water from a dog's bowl to get started.

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Vinegar

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This! One tablespoon of distilled white vinegar.

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Anchovy oil

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Bitter spray for pets. The brand Phooey! is especially nasty. (I know firsthand, unfortunately)

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Also that bitter apple spray they use with horses

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Citric acid is a powder you can mix in. Non-toxic and should stay clear in small amounts.

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It'll just taste like lemon

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No. It will taste like pure sour and, not expecting that, would be very confusing/concerning in plain bottled water.

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Salt

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Enough white vinegar should do the trick. But would need to be a lot.