I really dislike moo-ka-ta.

Perma ban

I'm paying a premium for low quality pork.

If you are paying a premium that means your Ploy is pocketing the difference

I don't even like pork. john pork. I gotta cook myself?

If your Ploy isn’t cooking it for you, you are doing it wrong

and as a bonus I get smoke in my face?

“Don’t sit down wind from the burning pot.” : Sun Tzu

cool cool. I spent 20 minutes peeling 20 shrimp.

Your Ploy should be doing that too.

at least the ice cream at the end is free. that might be my favorite part.

Your Ploy comes with ice cream