This has been said a million times, but dudes who go around trying to prove their not gay, parading their own "Raised Truck and Dirty Hands" level of masculinity, always end up saying things far gayer than just admitting you wanna have sex with men
Any dude who aggressively resists encouragement to properly clean his asshole is only doing so because knows he's going to really enjoy it, and that's something he can't reconcile with how he sees himself and the world.
I’ve been using wet wipes for years without a single clog. If they actually clogged toilets then government wouldn’t let them advertise as flushable. I think what clogs toilets is people putting baby wipes down there
Nah bro you don't get it he's using dude wipes. See, it has dude in the name which means it's super masculine and stuff man it means you're like a massive gigachad you just don't get it
UnknowablePhantom@reddit
Guy looks at Rorschach test and immediately sees a big juicy cock.
Successful-Flan-9763@reddit
you dont?????
Sub__Finem@reddit
What a weirdo!
TheNewOP@reddit
That's normal though
Condition_0ne@reddit
You forgot to mention the sections of the ink blot that show the cock going in and out of a moustachioed mouth.
You see that, too, right?
5quidd4shrooms@reddit
This has been said a million times, but dudes who go around trying to prove their not gay, parading their own "Raised Truck and Dirty Hands" level of masculinity, always end up saying things far gayer than just admitting you wanna have sex with men
Dronelisk@reddit
besides what's wrong with taking it up the ass?
pegging is one of the most wholesome fetishes, and it's hardly gay
ElKuhnTucker@reddit
My butthole is 99% clean, and that's enough because I don't get my butthole licked
SentientDust@reddit
Oop's sphincter is loose from taking big veiny cocks all night
reimmi@reddit
Bro thinks it's more gay for water to shoot up your ass than to tickle your own ass with paper
horiami@reddit
I got a cheap toilet seat bidet out of curiosity
It's really good, all my concers turned out to be for nothing
It's not strong enough to be uncomfortable or too weak to clean
It's not cold, it doesn't make a mess
I've had it for a year now and it's been great
authorised_pope@reddit
That's not how you write a haiku.
Virgil_Rug_Say_RUG@reddit
anyone who still agrees with this take needs to go to japan. 100% will change your mind
PhallusCrown@reddit
nah i definitely feel like my butthole is dilated for a few minutes after shitting
Happyradish532@reddit
Of course water is gay. Fish fuck in it.
Condition_0ne@reddit
Everytime you rehydrate you're throating pure gay sex.
threemenandadog@reddit
Lana !!!
Condition_0ne@reddit
Any dude who aggressively resists encouragement to properly clean his asshole is only doing so because knows he's going to really enjoy it, and that's something he can't reconcile with how he sees himself and the world.
bmcgowan89@reddit
I just drop and walk in public, usually at Walmart, because it's legally allowed there. None of this gay wiping shit
PyroKid883@reddit
Born to shit, forced to wipe
baudmiksen@reddit
If I want to wipe something it will be the nut off your chin
WendyLRogers3@reddit
Plumbers hate wet wipes, because they clog pipes like crazy.
mayhap11@reddit
I’ve been using wet wipes for years without a single clog. If they actually clogged toilets then government wouldn’t let them advertise as flushable. I think what clogs toilets is people putting baby wipes down there
The_Freshmaker@reddit
I mean the bidet colon cleanse is an advanced move, no way that newbie would know how to pull that one off.
SlySychoGamer@reddit
Clearly american.
Bidets are great.
Maybe_this_time_fr@reddit
Yeah OOP is 150% gay.
19Alexastias@reddit
NGL using wet wipes over toilet paper is way gayer than using a bidet.
Autumn_Fire@reddit (OP)
Nah bro you don't get it he's using dude wipes. See, it has dude in the name which means it's super masculine and stuff man it means you're like a massive gigachad you just don't get it
PinBeneficial1366@reddit
He is definitely gay
fibojoly@reddit
Anon needs to go see his GP and possibly a proctologist, methinks.
TheThalmorEmbassy@reddit
Bidets are hedonistic and degenerate and anon is 100% correct
No_Attempt_3307@reddit
Immediately thinking of gay sex when presented with a bidet is more gay than using a bidet ever will be.
Autumn_Fire@reddit (OP)
Definitely a self report on anon's part