What's the most depressing holiday park you know of?
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ProperDustySombrero@reddit
Sand bay holiday park only saving grace is that it's right opposite the beach
Budget-Tap-4326@reddit
Went there once and Newcastle were playing. There was cocaine residue on the toilet roll holder.
PipkinsHartley@reddit
Oh my goodness, it looks exactly the same as one a few miles down the coast at California Sands. It's the only place I've arrived and was sorely tempted to turn around and leave. If we hadn't had excitable small kids with us I would have done.
BenitoBro@reddit
Definitely Pontins in Prestatyn. Pretty sure that place had a national reputation for how awful it was. Only recently shut down as well.
It's a shame as Prestatyn is an extremely nice seaside town, well aside from being neighbours with Rhyl l
Hopeful_Evening4520@reddit
Did a few ATP festivals in Butlins and was a bit disparaging about them. Butlins is absolute paradise compared to Pontins Prestatyn. Food I would never eat, stains everywhere, broken front door, gap under door about 6 inches high. After Pontins I now think back very fondly on Butlins.
I can honestly say I've never seen anywhere come close to Pontins Pretatyn and I've been to Blackpool!
bloodandglory31@reddit
Agree, went for one night in the 90’s. It was horrific
Itsamefranknfurter@reddit
I would agree with that as a kid I stayed there one night and my mum went and booked into the haven park next door. She described it as colditz.. worse pontins ever is pakefield . That's like a concentration camp on steriods
Kamaya82@reddit
Pontins Brean Sands.
We went in the late 90s, rooms were awful, facilities just as bad.
What made it worse was my parents didn't realise that there was an event taking place when they booked, which was basically some sort of UK meet up for home brewing enthusiasts.
So, we were the only family with kids in the entire complex surrounded by blotchy-faced men shit faced on homemade wine and moon shine.
silvu67@reddit
We actually own a chalet here! For us it's nice to have somewhere to go throughout the year to go and enjoy the beach etc.
The kids enjoy the social club. But the rest of the park needs some serious investment.
Hemsby itself is lovely.
Hemsby has actually been in the news in recent years due to the coastal erosion.
tomahawk66mtb@reddit
May I ask roughly howu h a chalet goes for there?
driftwooddreams@reddit
The Beachcomber, Cleethorpes. Or more accurately Humberston and 5 miles from Cleethorpes. Utterly grim 1950s prefab city. My mum and the lady next door used to clean chalets (by chalets I mean cardboard huts) there. They lasted about a month I seem to recall. Now hilariously called Cleethorpes Pearl, looks just as grim as the name of the town next door would suggest.
plingplongpla@reddit
What is the actual point of places like that? I’ve never seen depression visualised so accurately. Who wants to be there and what soured, joy deprived mind would turn that into something to make money from on the guise of a holiday?
Chevalitron@reddit
They're marginally better if there is good weather, and if you're on some sort of activity holiday, walking holiday or alcoholic bender, the accomodation is just a cheap place to crash at night that is more secure than a tent.
tomahawk66mtb@reddit
Except the one pictured is about £100-120 per night... Which is nuts.
WanderWomble@reddit
They were cheap.
Martipar@reddit (OP)
I really don't know,. I suspect they date from the 50s or 60s but even then they'd not be seen as desirable places to stay.
uk_com_arch@reddit
There was one I went to in Cornwall, somewhere east of Newquay (not sure exactly where now), probably 10 years ago. It looks exactly the same design of buildings, probably built in the 60’s and last maintained in the 70’s.
Paper thin walls, so you could hold a conversation with your neighbours if you wished, we spent most evenings competing with the neighbours to see who could listen to their tv the loudest.
The rooms were awful too, damp, cold and dark, the massive window at the front meant everyone could see inside and there were always kids running around and peering in. They were terraced so no side windows and the rear windows looked out onto a steep overgrown bank, no window in the tiny kitchenette or bathroom, and no shower in the bathroom.
I seem to remember the furniture was similarly ancient and very very sparse, I had a single bed and a single night stand in my bedroom, no other furniture, not that you could fit anything much else in. No pictures, no lamps only the single lightbulb/shade dangling from the ceiling. All painted beige, with brown carpets maybe? At least dark coloured carpet, so you couldn’t see the stains.
Still I was young and it was cheap, we spent most of our time in the holiday camps pub. Maybe that was the point of the oppressive accommodations.
KingDaveRa@reddit
These places were of a different era. It was just somewhere to stay, built cheaply, so every could offer cheap holidays when people could suddenly afford it. Folk arrived by train and coach (charabanc!). Hi-de-hi is a snapshot of that era really.
But of course international travel - with actual hotels (built cheaper and run more cheaply) undercut all that. Our expectations have increased. These chalets have never managed to keep up. Pontins, Butlins, Haven, all nosedived and in some cases are barely holding on. There's no money in those sort of holidays, our expectations are too high.
We stayed in Cornwall on a wooden cabin on a farm. It's basically a house - all mod cons, very comfortable, we loved it, and have been back a few times. It's basically a fully fledged house. That's what people expect these days, rather than a beige prefab.
Kamaya82@reddit
This sounds a lot like ones I stayed in, probably mid-90s near Tintagel!
sloth_ers@reddit
Wasnt John Fowler Holidays was it?
Used to work for them, cheap arse holiday parks throughout Devon and Cornwall..Most look like remenants of the 70s.
Martipar@reddit (OP)
On the subject of damp this is an official photo from the booking site, i can see dark lines on the tiles that look suspiciously like mould. https://www.norfolkchalets.co.uk/accommodation/sunsets-dreams-2-bed-chalet-hemsby/
Poo_Poo_La_Foo@reddit
That is a hilarious name for what is pictured! Genuinely looks like a prison.
I've never been to a holiday park, but assuming they're like the OP it's a no thank you for me!
Ok-Ship812@reddit
Pontins Rhyl had me wanting to buy a vaulting horse and some shovels.
theNixher@reddit
You can make anywhere look bleak with English grey skies lol
We've stayed in places like this before, you don't really spend much time beyond sleeping there, most of the time is spent out doing stuff, at the beach etc.
Expert_Dot1927@reddit
Sandy lands in Saltcoats, built beside an abattoir 🤢
PureDeidBrilliant@reddit
Not I, but my boyfriend went to a former holiday camp where they filmed that godawful The Last Train series (plot spoiler: asteroid hits Earth, apocalypse comes, survivors are trapped in a train full of cryogenic gas, they defrost after 50 years to find themselves in Sheffield which hasn't changed much). He said it was "grim". I think he went there before they used it as a filming location which says a lot...
Spreakib@reddit
Wow, is that the one they made out of old barracks (so i was told), what a small world.
Key-Metal-7297@reddit
We stayed here at Hemsby years ago, weather was horrid and apartment was basic but kids still had fun and it created a lasting family memory. Wouldn’t rush back though 😂
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