Anon likes Sydney Sweeney

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BrocoliAssassin@reddit

If you're lucky enough she will let you have sex with her so she can have a baby with your or maybe even marry you so she can divorce you,get money for you for the next 18 years and take your house.

But hey, at least you'll get to see the Chad she's fucking in your house when you pick up your kids every week.

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ThisTooWasAChoice@reddit

The trick is to get rich enough that she’s lucky to be with you, not the other way around.

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C_umputer@reddit

That's even harder, unless you start straight up scamming people

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KennyGaming@reddit

You’re saying the only path to wealth is to scam…?

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For most, kind of. I have been saving for the last five years while making ok-ish living (for my country) and I still can't really afford shit. Even crappy houses here start from 70k, actually good ones are hitting 200-300, and by the time I have enough to barely buy one, they will get even pricier.

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KennyGaming@reddit

What does that have to do with my question? Being serious

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C_umputer@reddit

It's a direct answer + my personal example. Scammers make probably 10x the money of a regular working people like us.

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KennyGaming@reddit

What do you mean by “scammers”? If you’re in a first world country there’s plenty of paths to wealth other than scamming. For example: starting a successful business, senior management corpo roles, doctor…

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C_umputer@reddit

I live in Eastern Europe mate, doctors get paid $500-1000 a month, I know, I am one.

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ThisTooWasAChoice@reddit

Bro I’m getting scammed every time I go grocery shopping. 1L Orange juice for $4 what a bunch of crap.

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C_umputer@reddit

Yes slowly increasing prices of goods and services is also very scummy. Not as bad as loosing all your savings but still awful.

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ThisTooWasAChoice@reddit

If you’re scared of loosing savings you should tie that bag with a big green fuckin’ $ on it tighter.

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Aaarya@reddit

You can scam her into believing you're rich..

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C_umputer@reddit

I can't even afford to pretend I'm rich

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BendItLikeDeclan@reddit

Tfw jeets have more of a chance than me

Why live

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C_umputer@reddit

Lmao they don't, unless it's one in a billion dude.

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ThisTooWasAChoice@reddit

Population India: 1.48 billion

So about one and a half.

Are we cooked?

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C_umputer@reddit

We can spare 1.5 fat chicks.

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ThisTooWasAChoice@reddit

So 2 fat chicks, just one is a dwarf.

Come to think of it I’ve never seen an obese dwarf.

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marino1310@reddit

Right now is the golden age of scamming, you got a few years before it’s illegal again

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C_umputer@reddit

Nah thanks, I'd rather keep doing my underpaid job and not go to prison.

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joshsmog@reddit

Yeah he said get rich wtf u stupid

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YourAverageBrownDude@reddit

Be at least a millionaire, or fool someone by pretending to be

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aghastamok@reddit

Yes, absolutely anon. If you see them in public, just go up and talk to them with confidence. Make sure you point out how hot they are, they find that charming.

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placeholder-123@reddit

Only works if t^(s) < 72, with t^(s) being the time since last shower, and units being hours

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No-Admin1684@reddit

Bruh, even chad is going to look greasy and unkempt by hour 36 in summer

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Ferridium@reddit

72 eh I see you are an optimist

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AiHangLo@reddit

To clarify, she hasn't had a stroke?

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jam3sdub@reddit

Motherfucker do you not know what bedroom eyes are?

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TheThalmorEmbassy@reddit

Yeah, it's cope from people with fucked up faces

She looks like Maggie Smith

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FlatulentSon@reddit

No.

She gave strokes tho.

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TheThalmorEmbassy@reddit

how to find a woman that looks like Sydney Sweeney

Sell heroin

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JannyBroomer@reddit

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Angel_OfSolitude@reddit

Finding one is pretty easy. Just go places women like to gather and you'll spot one eventually.

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Pintsocream@reddit

Please don't help the predator

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420ball-sniffer69@reddit

You’d probably get a restraining order before finding a gf anon

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TomaszA3@reddit

Funny how all online advice it to be a creep, stalker and to not befriend them first but "shoot your shots" with someone you don't even know based purely on them being pretty.

Oh and to fake liking a hobby just for everything above.

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No_Iron_9220@reddit

Ages like 0-19 I rarely shot my shots.

20-30 I started and found some success. Eventually my rate got pretty high. You find a social scene that involves alcohol (IE: Social sports - some leagues prioritize hitting the sponsor bar after more than others, like WAKA kickball).

The booze helps as social lube, you try not to spill your spaghetti, and ask if they are single and then to happy hour on another day (and specify the day in the ask, not "I'll text you"). Happy hour is a light commitment.

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123noodle@reddit

To clarify are you saying it's creepy to go up to a cute girl in a bar and flirt with her?

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TomaszA3@reddit

If you're in a place specifically for that, sure, go ahead, but flirting and asking out before you even know each other is the wrong way to go about it.

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AntDracula@reddit

Post tits

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420ball-sniffer69@reddit

If you’re not conventionally attractive then yes

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Nice_Cash_7000@reddit

Its all insecurity and always have been.

Using internets dating advice has never been a good idea. Youll end up alone, but even if you dont, you will just find yourself with an incompatible partner that wont be interested in you for long or a partner that you have to keep manipulating to have by your side.

Being real has worked for thousands of years. Just be yourself, even if the success rate is low, its still not gonna be 0 with a large enough sample size. Not even mentioning the fact that its gonna lead to you getting with a person who actually likes you for who you are. Which should always be the goal. Love is all about accepting the other person for who they are.

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AntDracula@reddit

just be yourself advice

post tits

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420ball-sniffer69@reddit

Just be yourself bro

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Nice_Cash_7000@reddit

Im a skinny dude lmao

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TomaszA3@reddit

Yeah, about the only real problem is if you're the type to sit at home and would want someone similar. Then it's a logical impossibility, unless you try to be more outside specifically to meet more people.

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MidnightBootySnatchr@reddit

It works sometimes tho.

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Angel_OfSolitude@reddit

I didn't say it would get anon dates, I just said he would find them.

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420ball-sniffer69@reddit

What

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hazza987@reddit

It's getting them into the back of the windowless van that's the hard part.

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dragonoid296@reddit

mitch hedberg ass comment

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CheeseWith_3_Es@reddit

Laddiss Wushuruum?

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carbonatedfuck@reddit

Max… Occuhpaahnsyonehundredandtwenty

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iamwantedforpooping@reddit

There is a number in the name!?

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clayticus@reddit

She has money for a trainer, make up artist and hair stylist. Any mid girl can look like her

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Dzeddy@reddit

The fat distribution tho

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clayticus@reddit

genetics, maybe surgery

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FlatulentSon@reddit

But she has great jeans..

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baudmiksen@reddit

Gene Simmons was the better gene

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Current_Flamingo_656@reddit

I literally only look at her tits. She has an above average face not even a 10/10 in the mid west what is rare is that she has huge tits and well shaped.

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poopitypong@reddit

This isn't worth reposting to here.

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BrocoliAssassin@reddit

This gets posted every week.

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sln1337@reddit

I can see it worked perfectly on you.

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saaggy_peneer@reddit

coke dealer

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Sifl-and-Olly@reddit

You could: 1) Be very rich, or 2) Wait until sexbots go live fiscal Q4 2028

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Every_Fail_9494@reddit

Become rich🥴

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sovietarmyfan@reddit

Shave it all off. On the bald subreddit there are many examples of balding men who looked much much better when they just shaved it all.

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AgentSkidMarks@reddit

Have money. Just take a look at Ariana Grande's boyfriend. Dude looks like he could be a Reddit mod.

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No-Classroom-6637@reddit

VR. Enjoy the goon mines bruh.

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TiddybraXton333@reddit

Find a chick with Down syndrome that has a huge rack. That’s your option

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Current_Flamingo_656@reddit

Just keep posting frogs. I'm sure things will work out.

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chunnufarista@reddit

Kidnapping.

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NotGivinMyNam2AMachn@reddit

Stop being ugly

Stop being poor

Stop being stupid

Stop talking about anything that interests you

Tolerate everything that this person could or would do to you

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Rickard0@reddit

Answer: Confidence and a Shower.

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Salter420@reddit

Shes got that lobotomized look about her.

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nhalas@reddit

You need to sit on 8 digit portfolio in US or Euro based.

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nhalas@reddit

Or visit Lituania, I heard that there is no competition.

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Kiramic@reddit

This is correct, the shame of being fat keeps our women on their toes - as nature intended.

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puaka@reddit

Sydney Sweeney doesn’t even look like Sydney Sweeney

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NorthKoreanKnuckles@reddit

Contact your local mac.

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yomnot@reddit

Finding one is pretty easy. But getting together on the other hand is........

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marino1310@reddit

Just be rich, easy

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Hatedpriest@reddit

Ever watch "Who Framed Rodger Rabbit"?

Eddie: whaddya see in him?

Jessica: he makes me laugh.

It's that easy.

I mean, getting to know the girl's likes and dislikes (by actually talking to her) helps.

Broke ugly guys with small dicks can pull chicks. You've seen it, I know you have.

The other thing is not to appear desperate. I understand it's a biological demand, but you've gone how long without? You're already expecting your hand to be the only thing you're mating with, so walk in like you don't need it (want vs need are 2 different intensities), but if something happened you wouldn't be opposed.

Crack jokes. Little Johnny jokes are good, if they're not too raunchy.

Also, you'd be surprised how many hot chicks are single because they're seen as "out of my league" by many.

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