Dallas Circle Jerk

Posted by Competitive-Rock-223@reddit | Dallas | View on Reddit | 66 comments

Guys can we please revive r/dallascirclejerk already? Every city deserves a safe space to aggressively overreact to local discourse and argue about highways, weather, destroying local art and sports in a giant sarcastic circle. We can’t keep outsourcing our jerking to the main sub forever.

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D_Believer_93@reddit

The reason y’all’s circlejerk page is dead is because y’all don’t have a dedicated Torchy’s with a glory hole like Houston! 🤣

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PantherCityRes@reddit

We can’t keep outsourcing our jerking to the main sub forever.

Three things: 1. It’s a “circle” jerk because it is a community effort - it requires as many as possible. 2. The best circle jerks are had out in public for all to see. 3. This isn’t outsourcing, it’s in-sourcing. Nobody is having anybody else jerking them for them in this circle - that’s an elephant walk.

Oh one more. I think I heard one of the “took our jobs” types from r/Frisco just scream: “back to the pile.” That’s not circle jerking…that’s just straight up weird…

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ohkokokay@reddit

r/frisco is the limp biscuit of circlejerking

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PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS@reddit

I didn’t know Frisco was a thing. I mean I know they have an outlet mall near them in Allen, but not much else.

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Thin-Constant-4018@reddit

Life feels nicer that way

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AnastasiaNo70@reddit

Frisky ho!

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rohde88@reddit

We just need to calculate how long it would take to jerk everyone. Mean jerk ratio if you will

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magdalena_meretrix@reddit

Well it depends, could we jerk two at once?

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Crying_in_99Ranch@reddit

r/Frisco has shown what a lack of moderating does to a community. Most of the posts there are done by instigators purposely trying to cause dissent

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PantherCityRes@reddit

Well given who is President…it’s no longer dissent. It’s propaganda for conformity and compliance - it’s bootlicking.

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insta-kip@reddit

As opposed to the mods here?

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AnastasiaNo70@reddit

Well. I learned something new today.

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NickNak18@reddit

Ask and u shall receive

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letscallthis_trash@reddit

Thank you for your service 🫡

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Dangerous-Sale3243@reddit

The Austin circle jerk subreddit eventually turned into a weird right wing meme sub

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frenchezz@reddit

Why do you think someone with a hidden comment history wants to revive the DFW one? This threads already turned into racist and homophobic dogwhistles.

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Competitive-Rock-223@reddit (OP)

My comment history is hidden because I’m active in a lot of Jewish subs and the antisemites like to message me death threats but go on…

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ProfessionalPoem8133@reddit

Yeah that would be the worse outcome for a Dallas circle jerk.

most of the users there aren't even from Austin, they just repost AI-generated "own the lib" memes like it's boomer facebook. Actual Austin-focused posts don't get any attention because no one there knows what they're talking about

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whiplash_7641@reddit

Jesus that sub gave me eyecancer the level of smugedge lords is outstanding

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greg_barton@reddit

You might harass u/oldbluebox about it. They've been active on reddit recently so you won't be able to get the sub transferred to you via r/redditrequest

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oldbluebox@reddit

Open to modding whoever. Send me a DM

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Competitive-Rock-223@reddit (OP)

Can we do away with the approved user thing?

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oldbluebox@reddit

Not sure how to update that. Sent you a mod request though.

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Competitive-Rock-223@reddit (OP)

No idea how to moderate a community but I’ll do my best

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Not_Enough_Shoes@reddit

r/ modsupport might be one you’re interested in.

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greg_barton@reddit

u/Competitive-Rock-223 you get that? :)

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poop_pebbles@reddit

Im here for the gang bang

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BCMBCG@reddit

The soccer ball posts have annoyed me far more than the whales being painted over ever will.

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ohkokokay@reddit

We’re have fun here, no?

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deleted_by_reddit@reddit

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I_SmellFuckeryAfoot@reddit

someone doesnt like fun

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Grindalokki@reddit

Your username name stands for ‘big cum muzzler big cum guzzler’

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WhatIsPants@reddit

Do you just wake up in the morning and decide to yuck another man's yums or what

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Glathull@reddit

That sounds pretty gay.

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WhatIsPants@reddit

Mind your own business

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Glathull@reddit

I was. Then I saw two guys yucking and yumming all over each other. Right out here in public!

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WhatIsPants@reddit

No dude that is Pornhub you have the wrong window open again

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Glathull@reddit

Pornhub is always the right window.

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Jackitos@reddit

Only if your VPN is on

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AnastasiaNo70@reddit

Omg the cackles I just cacked

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Walter_Padick@reddit

I was just gonna post, but you gave to be a approved user

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Competitive-Rock-223@reddit (OP)

I changed that! Post away

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Competitive-Rock-223@reddit (OP)

What? So lame. I guess the revival is a flop.

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medisamurai@reddit

That hp shopper story hit hard

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lilboytuner919@reddit

destroying local art

Well there’s your problem, this town doesn’t give a fuck about that

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Rakebleed@reddit

you first

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Competitive-Rock-223@reddit (OP)

I like to stand in the middle and watch.

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Metalt_@reddit

You mean sit in the chair

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Educational_Egg6927@reddit

Just joined ready to bring hell

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gdsc@reddit

Obama closed my neighborhood Dickeys and they’re putting in some kind of hippy oatmeal studio

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YaGetSkeeted0n@reddit

Barack HUSSEIN Obama 🤬

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gdsc@reddit

taxed my dead dog!

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ohmysocks@reddit

He ate mine!

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TheChrisSuprun@reddit

...but he can still vote according to Abbott and Paxton.

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AnastasiaNo70@reddit

🤣 What year are you here from?

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msondo@reddit

I kinda created r/harryhines for that purpose but it never took off. It’s a little more meta than your typical circle jerk sub

Feel free to use it if y’all want

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AnastasiaNo70@reddit

I just want to know why 205/Goliad is STILL two gaddamned lanes? How in the Year of Our Keanu is it STILL TWO LANES?

(Thanks.)

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