ULPT Request: Petty revenge ideas
Posted by lemonhader@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 28 comments
Just to provide 100% context, and I already know what you’ll say-I’m the scorned BM. Bear with me. I’m not.
I took the high road, raised my daughter with dignity, and even encouraged a relationship with her dad. Knowing they spoke bad about me, I refused to let my daughter be disrespectful when speaking about them or any other adult associated with them.
What did BD and his new chick do? Befriended an old close friend of mine to try and paint me to the courts as a druggie and alcoholic (I’ve never done drugs or been drunk). Tried to call the cops that I kidnapped my kid when THEY took him out of state without my knowledge. Tried to get me arrested at my house because…I’m not sure, but I was there spending time with my kid?? Tried to say I abused my child. Tried to say I ran them over (I told the investigator if I tried to, I wouldn’t have missed. They laughed. Case closed).
3 years ago, custody and visitation was split 50/50 after my kid’s entire childhood was majority with me, because BD couldn’t be a parent. I made a lot more, and even as a single parent with 1 income, AND 50/50, the courts made ME, mom, pay child support (the idea is what they have at one house, they should have at the other. My thought is that I didn’t make significantly much more, but OHkay). Last year, when my kid was 17, they tried to take me to court for full custody and more child support. Said I abused my kid, didn’t feed her, didn’t provide for her, and whatever else absurd claims. No one believed them and custody remained 50/50 AND THE CHILD SUPPORT CUT IN HALF (LOL - go ahead, I did, visibly and audibly in court).
Well. She’s now 18. (If you still think I’m the bad parent, she chose to live with me full time and basically severed all contact with them). Still do? I’ll take it. Can you send me some ideas?
Now to the point. This bitch owes me THOUSANDS of dollars (as a reimbursement so can’t be added to child support) and when I have reminded him, was met with stupidity and …more stupidity.
3 months ago, I gave him that much time to pay me back since well, our child is no longer a minor, to no avail.
Besides filing a small claims case, which I’ll do this week, what can I do to be petty?
Lopsided_Ad_1696@reddit
I just randomly found this one in an old Reddit thread a week ago that might be feasible if you have personal info: "My CPA ex-husband once said that if he ever really wanted to fuck with someone, he would send them a big 1099 from a fake company. Then it's up to them to prove to the IRS that you never got the money."
It's pure evil and a little fraud-y but you could probably pull it off without any real consequences if you were careful.
lemonhader@reddit (OP)
Wait I need more details. Did this come with a notice from the IRS LOL
RiddyReddit333@reddit
*Have porn magazine subscriptions sent to his home. Gay porn.
*Pay a hooker to meet up with him and his biotch somewhere and rub all over him asking him for more drugs. Sort of like that Trading Places scene w/Jamie Lee Curtis.
*Tap tiny cracks in all the windows in his house.
*If he has any trees or landscaping he likes, throw mint on the lawn and diesel under trees.
*While his car is parked somewhere at night (while he's out with the Biotch), hammer long nails into his tires.
lemonhader@reddit (OP)
Wait I didn’t see your offer. Now that I did, come back 🤣🤣
lemonhader@reddit (OP)
He did used to be a druggie (made him choose me or drugs)
He rents so I wouldn’t want to do that to the owner.
As for the nails. Thats incriminating. I just put it under the tire so THEY run over it 🤷🏻♀️
Muufffins@reddit
Fuck his dad
7orque@reddit
and send bd the video
lemonhader@reddit (OP)
I found out he’s in PRISON guys
lemonhader@reddit (OP)
I’m contemplating.
katencam@reddit
Always the way
ConcernOk7569@reddit
Send him a bag of dog poop lol.
lemonhader@reddit (OP)
Ima slingshot it to the front door lol
ConcernOk7569@reddit
lol stuff it in his shoes.
lemonhader@reddit (OP)
Lol! I don’t have THAT close of access
ConcernOk7569@reddit
Dang! Well slingshot dog poop it is!
Acceptable_Jamboree@reddit
One kid? That kid has bigger problems, their gender changes more frequently than a traffic signal.
Acceptable_Jamboree@reddit
To clarify "kidnapped my kid when THEY took him out of state " The daughter became a "him" .... big consistency error.
c_a_n_t__e_v_e_n@reddit
1a
punania@reddit
I presume you know all the details (SSN, DoB, addresses, etc.). If so, this is fun: call all their utility providers and ask to set up a password on each account. Wait a few weeks. Then call back and say you (as them) are going to be out of the country of work for the next 6 months and would like services suspended for that period starting next Monday.
lemonhader@reddit (OP)
Haha shit! I do know all of that!
punania@reddit
Ymmv, but even if you can get one turned off, it’s a huge hassle to fix.
QueenLuminous@reddit
This comment makes me so happy. Genuinely clever.
QueenLuminous@reddit
Apparently my indirect joke was out of line, since Reddit decided to delete it. Whatever. I am going to repeat the last sentence anyway:
Nothing about you sounds like you are the bad/evil parent here. Anyone claiming otherwise, fuck them.
lemonhader@reddit (OP)
I appreciate you 🙏
DM it to me 🤣
atomicwoodchuck@reddit
Is it possible to find license plate numbers of stolen cars, and photo shop it into BDs car, and leave anonymous photo tip?
lemonhader@reddit (OP)
I am pretty good at photoshop 🤔
katencam@reddit
Damn…
QueenLuminous@reddit
Assuming you live in USA, since you spoke about states. I have been told in your country people can leave an anonymous tip FBI that there is a hostage situation and they will break down the door with guns on hand. Probably works a whole lot better, if the leaver of this anonymous tip also tell them, the house owners are making bombs in their home and planning on using them on a terrorist attack.
So I have been told. Hope this helps.
Also nothing about you sounds like you are the bad parent here. Anyone claiming otherwise, fuck them.