We're all gonna feel really stupid after we die and the Heaven's Gate people are all decked out in gold or whatever you wear when you die and be like "Why the fuck did you all wait for World War 3 when you could have just rode the comet like a normal ass dead person?"
elizabeth cotton (blues musician) wrote a couple of songs in her teens, gave up her career to raise a family and went back to recording music in her 60's.
8 of the members did, including Applewhite. One of the cult members had worked in a cancer ward and was familiar with the process. Surprisingly, it wasn't Applewhite's idea to begin with and he initially forbid them from doing it, but that obviously didn't last.
Okay, so I ordered this apparently on a night I was pretty messed up. I don't remember ordering it at all. When it came in the mail I opened it and started cracking up and thanking my drunken self for the decision he made. It might've been Etsy but I'm not positive.
Drunk me once spent $100 on a rare fig tree and 6 surplus machetes from the Bolivian army. Tree makes lovely green figs and one can never have too many machetes.
One night when I was pretty drunk I ordered a shirt that just says "I'm fat because whenever I fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich". I'm a straight male. I still think it's pretty funny but don't have the balls to wear it in public.
She's 5 years older than me, technically Gen-X. A lot of shared experiences but but every once in awhile we'll discover something one of us has no idea about. This isn't that, she just thinks it's embarrassing lol.
another way to start a cult is by joining an existing one and doing an offshoot. join an mlm or an organized religion/spiritual group, rise up in ranking, gain followers, then split.
Heaven's Gate castrated a few people (with their consent). I don't remember anything about throwing the stuff in the ocean, but they were in San Diego so ocean-adjacent.
There's a really good documentary about Heaven's Gate streaming on HBO Max. I remember them being the butt of so many jokes in the late 90s. After watching it I just felt so sad for everyone involved. They were batshit crazy, no doubt, but a lot of them were just lost people looking for some purpose. It's a good watch
There's also a great podcast titled Heaven's Gate. It's 10 parts and narrated very well, and it focuses a lot on the people who were left behind, both family members and other cult members. It inspired me to pick up Ben Zeller's book on the subject.
Yeah that was an insane incident. I would just Google around for the stuff involving Jim Jones. Dude was an insane narcissist and utterly insane in general. It's fascinating to study, though.
I couldn’t get into AHS when it first began, but there have been so many iterations I’ll have to do a serious binge watch. I didn’t know there was a cult season.
It's a interesting one. My one problem is that the narration brings up in passing that Bonnie Nettles had met Marshall Applewhite while working as a nurse in the psych ward that he was being treated at and just doesn't really interrogate that at all and later seems to imply the group took a more abusive turn after her death.
If you hurry you can get your suicide cult set up for Friday April 13th 2029 when Apophis (1200 ft asteroid) is going to pass closer to Earth than our geosynchronous satellites.
“I’ve been involved in a number of cults both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but you make more money as a leader.” - C. Bratton, Esq.
the reason the cult members were discovered is because they mailed a letter to a member that had left to let them know they were dead. He drove up to Carlsbad and found their bodies
lol actually there are two people alive who are paying and maintaining their website according to the groups wiki page:
Two former members, Marc and Sarah King of Phoenix, Arizona, operating as the TELAH Foundation, are believed to maintain the group's website.^([29])^([77])
I’ve been curious about how and apparently it’s either family members or there were a couple people who were like out of town or something on the big day so they pay the hosting fees.
I’m almost 47 and haven’t even begun the planning stages of my comet spaceship, nike shoes, death by barbiturates cult. I’m way behind. Though I do already wear nike shoes.
My little Gen z coworker mentioned that she had a meltdown last night because she's only 24 and doesn't know what she wants to do for the rest of her life.
I'd send this to her, but she'd have no idea the context.
That said, I'm 43, so maybe this is my sign to start a cult.
My entire life my insisted that I was born evil. She told me that I would grow up to become a serial killing rapist cult leader. She totally thought I was going to be my generation's version of Charles Manson. She even said "that's going to be you" when the Heaven's Gate people thing happened. I have not accomplished any of that at all. Thank you for reminding me how wonderful of a disappointment I am to her. Lol
RKsu99@reddit
This just reminds of me of one of my favorite movies of all time--Dude Where's my Car? Criminally underrated reflection of the times.
Historical-Newt6809@reddit
ZOLTAN!
LlewellynSinclair@reddit
I mean, I’m approaching 45 and haven’t yet founded a doomsday cult, I’m most definitely behind.
AlienPrimateHybrid@reddit
We're all gonna feel really stupid after we die and the Heaven's Gate people are all decked out in gold or whatever you wear when you die and be like "Why the fuck did you all wait for World War 3 when you could have just rode the comet like a normal ass dead person?"
Mr_Lucidity@reddit
Shit I'm 43, is it cult time already?
OperationLazy213@reddit
Yes but he had probably tried to found several other cults before that and was unsuccessful. Don’t act like he was starting from scratch.
autocosm@reddit
Then I remember Mormonism was invented by an 18 year old and my depression returns
that1tech@reddit
But I'm 45....
letharus@reddit
Colonel Sanders is your next idol of hope then.
aceshighsays@reddit
elizabeth cotton (blues musician) wrote a couple of songs in her teens, gave up her career to raise a family and went back to recording music in her 60's.
Apprehensive_Hat8986@reddit
He's hip.\ He's cool.\ He's\
45
that1tech@reddit
Whoever told you the first 2 grossly exaggerated me
Bennely@reddit
Some kids, probably. In the hall.
thinnerzimmer87@reddit
Thank you
Mudlark2017@reddit
You old bastard
Wait, so am I
perpetualmotionmachi@reddit
That's okay. After giving up his dreams in his early 20s, Phillip Seymour Hoffman didn't start doing heroin again until he was 46
that1tech@reddit
...I don't know if that is the best birthday idea
jasonrubik@reddit
It must be nice to be so young
Silver_Job5141@reddit
It still gives me a little hope. I mean I’d probably join my friend’s cult first. I could probably work to have my own sect.
projectx51@reddit
Don't feel bad, Michael Jordan didn't start playing basketball until high school...wait....uhhhhh.....oh
Aggravating-Baby1239@reddit
Whose art is this??
BoisterousBanquet@reddit
I have this t-shirt. My wife hates it.
Witchwonk@reddit
Hey I love this but didn’t they just cut off their balls and not their dicks?
DrewBaron80@reddit
8 of the members did, including Applewhite. One of the cult members had worked in a cancer ward and was familiar with the process. Surprisingly, it wasn't Applewhite's idea to begin with and he initially forbid them from doing it, but that obviously didn't last.
Neil_sm@reddit
Of all the rules I never thought I'd need to make...
Lord_of_Millenheim@reddit
They would have cut their dicks off, but they didn't have the balls
Witchwonk@reddit
BoisterousBanquet@reddit
I think so? But that's not as funny.
Witchwonk@reddit
I mean, yeah. Totally. 👍🏼
slackjaw79@reddit
Where can I buy this?
BoisterousBanquet@reddit
Okay, so I ordered this apparently on a night I was pretty messed up. I don't remember ordering it at all. When it came in the mail I opened it and started cracking up and thanking my drunken self for the decision he made. It might've been Etsy but I'm not positive.
slackjaw79@reddit
You lucky son of a bitch
BoisterousBanquet@reddit
I found it! It was Etsy. Seller is "nickdraws." No idea if it or Nick are still a thing though, this was over 2 years ago.
Prestigious-Bee4302@reddit
Man, my drunk self never bought me anything good.
saltporksuit@reddit
Drunk me once spent $100 on a rare fig tree and 6 surplus machetes from the Bolivian army. Tree makes lovely green figs and one can never have too many machetes.
NightWriter500@reddit
Where… does one get machetes… from the Bolivian army?
unicorn-beard@reddit
One night when I was pretty drunk I ordered a shirt that just says "I'm fat because whenever I fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich". I'm a straight male. I still think it's pretty funny but don't have the balls to wear it in public.
BoisterousBanquet@reddit
Lol, I would've done the same. And I'd totally wear it if my wife was with me.
PapaTua@reddit
It was Etsy
fishm0ng3r@reddit
I don't think you can buy it. However, if you cut your dick off, one will be mailed to you in 5 business days.
PapaTua@reddit
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1243260543/heavens-gate-universe-unisex-heavy
Food_Library333@reddit
WTF!? That's hilarious, I love it.
Redfalconfox@reddit
She’s just jealous cause she doesn’t have a dick to cut off.
MalarkyD@reddit
Amazing
SegaPlaystation64@reddit
Do you have matching Nikes?
BoisterousBanquet@reddit
I don't, the Nike Decades are expensive as hell now because they're long discontinued and that's was the shoe.
MeganK80@reddit
💀💀💀💀
actionerror@reddit
😂 is she a Xennial too?
BoisterousBanquet@reddit
She's 5 years older than me, technically Gen-X. A lot of shared experiences but but every once in awhile we'll discover something one of us has no idea about. This isn't that, she just thinks it's embarrassing lol.
fredflintstone2200@reddit
I'm 51 , I better get started
_ShartyWaffles@reddit
I’m 47 and none of my cults have taken off :/
aceshighsays@reddit
another way to start a cult is by joining an existing one and doing an offshoot. join an mlm or an organized religion/spiritual group, rise up in ranking, gain followers, then split.
CalliopePenelope@reddit
Have you even considered castration?
Express-Cow190@reddit
If you want worshippers to give you money, have you tried feet pictures on OnlyFans?
Second_City_Saint@reddit
I did. People didn't find it as funny as I did that I kept them in a shoe box after they were amoutated.
odin_the_wiggler@reddit
Gotta start convincing people to cut their junk off and toss it into the ocean. (Yes, that really happened.)
_ShartyWaffles@reddit
Okay so I need to relocate somewhere coastal and try to recruit men. Thanks!
odin_the_wiggler@reddit
We believe in you!
Second_City_Saint@reddit
Did you toss it in the ocean?
Bklynswim@reddit
What?! What cult was that?
twirlerina024@reddit
Heaven's Gate castrated a few people (with their consent). I don't remember anything about throwing the stuff in the ocean, but they were in San Diego so ocean-adjacent.
Apprehensive_Hat8986@reddit
We know. The Abrahamic traditions are rather well known globally.
kalitarios@reddit
Stump thy stem ✂️
BigBubbaMac@reddit
I'm convinced. Are we thinking Indian Ocean?
boommerz420@reddit
That guy in jones town was pretty big
rainpaintedhands@reddit
Well, shiiiiit....
I got $30, a full tank of gas, and a head full of empty.... where's the compound, boss, and when we serving the kool-aid?
SDNick484@reddit
I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.
Maybe you should just be a follower?
actionerror@reddit
You need to up your Kool-Aid game
SparkleKittyMeowMeow@reddit
Well there's the problem. You're supposed to use Flavor Aid.
horrible_hobbit@reddit
You can join my cult of the bum knee.
disinaccurate@reddit
You’re missing the sex part.
guyincognito121@reddit
Yeah, 45 here, same deal. Guess I'll be ascending without any of you skeptical losers.
projectx51@reddit
"Why do we fall, sir? So that we can learn to pick ourselves up."
ILoveRustyKnives@reddit
kalitarios@reddit
hoopstick@reddit
When you think about it, his cult didn’t take off until way later. The important thing is he never gave up.
Zilch1979@reddit
Mine, either. Collab?
lastchance14@reddit
It’s not about the oneS that fail. It’s about the One that takes off.
ltaylor00@reddit
There's a really good documentary about Heaven's Gate streaming on HBO Max. I remember them being the butt of so many jokes in the late 90s. After watching it I just felt so sad for everyone involved. They were batshit crazy, no doubt, but a lot of them were just lost people looking for some purpose. It's a good watch
DrewBaron80@reddit
There's also a great podcast titled Heaven's Gate. It's 10 parts and narrated very well, and it focuses a lot on the people who were left behind, both family members and other cult members. It inspired me to pick up Ben Zeller's book on the subject.
maggie320@reddit
I love documentaries so I’ll have to check that out. I always feel sorry for the people roped into this stuff. This, Jonestown, Branch Davidians, etc.
_1JackMove@reddit
There's some good ones on Jonestown, too. A few movies based on that event that are decent, too. Jim Jones was a scarily evil man.
maggie320@reddit
I’ve seen some stuff about Jonestown, but I’m sure there are quite a few I haven’t seen. Those poor people, and what happened to Leo Ryan.
_1JackMove@reddit
Yeah that was an insane incident. I would just Google around for the stuff involving Jim Jones. Dude was an insane narcissist and utterly insane in general. It's fascinating to study, though.
Rhapsodyingloom@reddit (OP)
The Mother God one is good too. She’d wine drunk on webcam and pass out to hold seance naps with Robin William’s ghost.
Educational-Basil472@reddit
That one was so crazy and so sad at the end. Drinking that crap that made her blue and what they did with her body my god
maggie320@reddit
Ok, I’ve never heard about that but I will definitely check out. Sounds…interesting.
Harkonnen_Dog@reddit
Did you watch the American Horror Story: Cult season?
maggie320@reddit
I couldn’t get into AHS when it first began, but there have been so many iterations I’ll have to do a serious binge watch. I didn’t know there was a cult season.
username__0000@reddit
Their website is a trip back in time
vagastorm@reddit
I think they «left” two people behind to update it. Apparently no funds were left for design upgrades.
BoredCareGiver@reddit
It's a interesting one. My one problem is that the narration brings up in passing that Bonnie Nettles had met Marshall Applewhite while working as a nurse in the psych ward that he was being treated at and just doesn't really interrogate that at all and later seems to imply the group took a more abusive turn after her death.
kelso_boy@reddit
NPR did a really good one too.
PoisonMind@reddit
If I remember correctly, Heaven's Gate wasn't his first cult.
Spazz6269@reddit
They cover it in the Dark side of the 90's (I think that's the name) on Hulu ... Yeah way more in depth then I knew about as a kid.
cranberries87@reddit
Yeah, I remember listening to a podcast about them and feeling sad too.
Blackbird136@reddit
Heh. My obsession with this cult runs deep. It’s so interesting…and also crazy.
Miserable-Okra-8787@reddit
Goddamnit, hit a little too close to home when I saw this in my feed until I saw which sub it was in. 🤌
Bennely@reddit
I’m 48. Shit.
YorkiesandSneakers@reddit
I’m almost 46, and I still don’t have a single follower whose down to suicide with me.
ughyoujag@reddit
Killahdanks1@reddit
Right here with you. Also, the comet doesn’t come close again until like 4092 or some shit.
So you and I are going to have to come up with an original cult.
MarketCrache@reddit
Join the Zionists. You get to bury zip-tied children alive into a dusty grave.
Food_Library333@reddit
4092!? My Kool-aid won't lat that long.
Cole_Townsend@reddit
HankHillPropaneJesus@reddit
4385 get it right! /s
Killahdanks1@reddit
I’m not kidding I heard about it on the radio this morning.
meh_69420@reddit
If you hurry you can get your suicide cult set up for Friday April 13th 2029 when Apophis (1200 ft asteroid) is going to pass closer to Earth than our geosynchronous satellites.
healywylie@reddit
Who are you addressing?! Maybe you already have a head start!
Killahdanks1@reddit
Oh we left already. Sorry. If you can make it to the ranch you can come. But you need to bring 10 people, or start your own cult.
healywylie@reddit
I’ll live( or die) vicariously through you. What’s your cults name so I can keep tabs?
ughyoujag@reddit
Just round up the 10 people and join us. We need the bodies for Project Mayhem
healywylie@reddit
Shoot,Robert Paulsen is my uncle
ughyoujag@reddit
Bitch tits Robert Paulsen is your uncle? Obviously you’re in
healywylie@reddit
Sorry, WAS. Not sure if you’d heard , but yeah.
ughyoujag@reddit
multiarmform@reddit
evacuate
https://youtu.be/uBHCUwhpCgU?si=1PKlUdI8TUmKy1tY
OhSoSolipsistic@reddit
Yo I’m down, cult origination sounds rad
ughyoujag@reddit
pinklavalamp@reddit
I’m 1981 - can I come ?
blamberr@reddit
Count me in
ughyoujag@reddit
TobylovesPam@reddit
Cool beans, who's your worm guy?
Killahdanks1@reddit
ughyoujag@reddit
WE like money. Let’s move forward
YakiVegas@reddit
I'm always torn between pity for people who are this lost and stupid or relief that they're no longer in the gene pool. RIP you poor bastards.
DrewDAMNIT@reddit
...but I'm 45....
2240Sycamore@reddit
39, by design Did they beam you up into the lights in the sky?
mstermind@reddit
In a cult there's always a person at the top who knows it's a scam. In a religion, that person is dead.
Exact_Hold5871@reddit
The funniest thing ever was when The Onion had a headline that read “Aliens arrive late: Hope nobody k*lled themselves yet.”
Throwaway_inSC_79@reddit
Great, a freaking cult leader has accomplished more than I have.
nr1988@reddit
I mean there's currently a cult leader who...has a pretty prominent position already
Throwaway_inSC_79@reddit
Yeah but he owned some businesses and bankrupt them by now. I don’t even own a business. 😔
Latter-Commission564@reddit
Leading a cult is a bigger accomplishment than most people can claim.
AngelMuffin0923@reddit
idk if its just my service or the app acting up but the image isnt loading for me lol 😭 anyone else?
new_publius@reddit
We are older than 43.
Sanguine-Penguin711@reddit
I have one more month to bask in my pre-44 potential.
Mabvll@reddit
Im 43, and my cult is nowhere near ready to be rolled out in a production environment. Im still in the beta testing phase.
a_solid_6@reddit
Not all of us! I still have the rest of this year to get my cult started.
Rhapsodyingloom@reddit (OP)
I’m 42 🛸👽
Mysterious-House7815@reddit
You’re the answer to life the universe and everything
Day_Old_Paper@reddit
Same, and now I feel inspired.
No-Signal-2804@reddit
i just turned 40 7 days ago, eat me
Cael_NaMaor@reddit
Nah... I don't like old meat. It's too gamey...
Me (45)
anewlaugh@reddit
Don't worry we still have Grandma Moses. That gives us until 78 to do something spectacular.
WhatForgot@reddit
Fact
new_wave_rock@reddit
I’m 43 and I haven’t founded a comet-following cult yet. Dammit.
SignificantApricot69@reddit
A lot of us are older than that already. I will settle for a cult that includes me and some cats.
Jaded_Marsupial_@reddit
Just hit 43. Better get movin on my cult. Anyone in?
roadrunner00@reddit
I will never unsee those Nikes
Bizarrebazaars@reddit
Oh! Great! I’ll be able to start a cult this year then! Whew!
cracked_belle@reddit
davwad2@reddit
Bruh, I'm 43 and tmI went to the same college as this guy.
BusyArachnid8039@reddit
Low key my fav cult
Novus20@reddit
JFC he was only 43…..wow
capthazelwoodsflask@reddit
But I'm 48 and still too cheap to send my $1 in to "Bob"
weltvonalex@reddit
I am 46, so should move straigth to the bag over the head phase?
Blue_Eyed_Devi@reddit
Oh shit, that made me legit lol
Main-Animator1986@reddit
43? Wtf m that's an insult to me
Huck84@reddit
TeddyK was 36. It's never too late.
Melliorin@reddit
Wow... I just turned 42 and this was i spiration I needed today.
jB_real@reddit
Thanks. This was the exact motivation I did not know I needed.
mischievous_misfit13@reddit
This year is my year!!!!
Fight_those_bastards@reddit
Yeah, but I’m 43 now, and I still can’t figure out a novel cult to found!
HighRootz@reddit
This shit happened down the street from my house 🤣🤣🤣
Miz_momo82@reddit
Wow and here I thought I missed that boat (comet?)
Skate_faced@reddit
Im 46. This only makes matters worse.
Excellent-Goal4763@reddit
Too late for me!
AccordingBathroom484@reddit
All xennials are 43 or older.
Rhapsodyingloom@reddit (OP)
Not all have had their birthdays yet this year.
Snugglebunny1983@reddit
Lol, I turn 43 this year. Maybe I should start my own cult.
Scrapla1@reddit
I remember some kids at school getting in trouble for wearing that "follow me" t shirt with his face on it.
JaredUnzipped@reddit
I decided to start my YouTube channel this year because I have a goat farm and like to talk about philosophical topics.
I'm 43.
Who knows if it'll go anywhere, but I'm trying. I'm making routine videos three days a week. I value all 18 of my subscribers.
Rhapsodyingloom@reddit (OP)
I know I’m hearing the call. Goat cult all-the-way
OAKandTerlinden@reddit
I AM SO FAR BEHIND!
Then again, cults = people. Gross
AwkwardFactor84@reddit
Glad to know it's not too late to start a suicide cult.
oceanvibrations@reddit
I gotta admit, of all the cults this is my "favorite" one.
BeSeeVeee@reddit
Now there’s a motivating slogan I could really put my (identical) sneakers on for!
Deathgripsugar@reddit
TRUMPARUSKI@reddit
Goals son, goals
Pure_Assumption973@reddit
You got something for almost being 50?
Otherwise-Safety-579@reddit
Thanks I guess
fishm0ng3r@reddit
'82, I'm 44. Soooo....
AffectionateFig5864@reddit
I needed this.
pooper_scooper-1234@reddit
Who made this image?! This artist is top notch!! ❤️
CSWorldChamp@reddit
I'm behind...
keelanstuart@reddit
That's the spirit, champ!
anythingspossible45@reddit
Well damn
heyitscory@reddit
Thank you.
Someday I will crash the moon to the earth and finally bring an end to all the meaningless suffering. Perhaps in all the universe.
I was ready to give up on my dreams.
Dirt that suffers. Like, seriously... who invents that!?!
MagnumPIsMoustache@reddit
My favorite cult!
Selmarris@reddit
Dammit, I’m 43 and I haven’t founded a cult yet
MauriceLevyEsq@reddit
“I’ve been involved in a number of cults both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but you make more money as a leader.” - C. Bratton, Esq.
“The night time is the right time.” - Leader Guy
ekmogr@reddit
I'm 44
PopsiclesForChickens@reddit
45, I guess I need to found a cult.
Carb0nFire@reddit
Chop chop, you're falling behind!
Pick a comet and start brainwashing!
Tricky-Passion-7191@reddit
Bahaha.
Apparently Heaven's Gate is still going....it's just underground.
Trashusdeadeye@reddit
Oh, I can see it clearly now… just turned 43 last month 😂
WheelLeast1873@reddit
But I'm older than 43
saundra79h@reddit
I’m 46 and 3/4 😂😂😂😂
Basic-Biscotti-2375@reddit
I'm 43 and don't even have the cool Nikes like he did
maggie320@reddit
I’ve got Skechers, will those work?
Imnotonthelist@reddit
Are they the slip-ons?! I want those 😍
maggie320@reddit
Yes. I had spinal surgery a few years ago and they are a life saver.
ReactionJifs@reddit
if you had a mass suicide today you'd have to rock some HOKAs
GirthyGeoduck@reddit
Nike discontinued that model after the event. Black Nike Decades will go for 4 figures on eBay
Mysterious-Lab-5918@reddit
Pushing 45...
Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
ohnotthatbutton@reddit
I love how their website is still up. Must have bought some forever web hosting package
pugsnblunts@reddit
They left a guy to not kill himself so he could keep the website running. No joke
ReactionJifs@reddit
the reason the cult members were discovered is because they mailed a letter to a member that had left to let them know they were dead. He drove up to Carlsbad and found their bodies
cybah@reddit
lol actually there are two people alive who are paying and maintaining their website according to the groups wiki page:
username__0000@reddit
I’ve been curious about how and apparently it’s either family members or there were a couple people who were like out of town or something on the big day so they pay the hosting fees.
coaxialology@reddit
Hey, I'm 43! Inspiring stuff.
ReactionJifs@reddit
ACK-SHUALLY ☝
He had several previous cults (and names) before starting Heaven's Gate.
Don't give up on your dreams, KEEP TRYING 😤
imhungry4321@reddit
Too good! That meme inspired me to make this one
hadesscion@reddit
But I'm 47...
infernalspawnODOOM@reddit
Oh, he was doin' shit before that.
itcamefromspace42@reddit
Full-March-4700@reddit
This cured my depression for the day.
I_Sure_Yam@reddit
That crazy eyed man was 43?!
DeScepter@reddit
Oddly inspiring.
barbadosMid@reddit
This fits so well with how things have been going for me irl i really cant explain
AndrewInMN@reddit
I’m almost 47 and haven’t even begun the planning stages of my comet spaceship, nike shoes, death by barbiturates cult. I’m way behind. Though I do already wear nike shoes.
Rich_Celebration477@reddit
I see you OP
Rhapsodyingloom@reddit (OP)
🤫
Electronic_Rope4178@reddit
I’m 43 now, I guess I better get on it.
TZath@reddit
Yeah; it’s a sobering thought that by the time Mozart was my age he’d been dead for nine years.
SocialMimicry99@reddit
Guess I gotta get a new pair of Nikes
PoisonMind@reddit
Just Doe it.
evanweb546@reddit
Hey, so I have a year to get on the ball then. Nice. 👍🏼
Adventurous-State940@reddit
Found?
jackfaire@reddit
Shit I'm 45. Gotta get started on my cult building.
michaelincognito@reddit
Lawrenceburntfish@reddit
Thanks man. I needed this today. 🥹
walter_grimsley@reddit
https://youtu.be/C9hDhc1Bd4U?si=pF-3_eJ28-PYWzsv
Ill just leave this here.
FormidableMistress@reddit
Christopher Lee put out his first death metal album at 91.
Jerry_F_Mandarin@reddit
I need some new shoes. 💫
Aggravating-Try1222@reddit
🎶Knock, knock, knocking on Heaven's Gate🎵
w0rsh1pm3owo@reddit
[3] it is my time
GreyTigerFox@reddit
So, there’s still hope for Xenu?
guidevocal82@reddit
I've eaten enough Taco Bell, and I haven't exploded a toilet yet, but maybe today will be the day.
Anti_Social_Buddafly@reddit
Thank you! I still have time to gather worshipers 🥹.
Both-Tree@reddit
I’ve been having an awful day and an existential crisis to boot but this post made me feel infinitely better. Thank you for posting it!
Cutthechitchata-hole@reddit
Im 47 and if you peruse my comment history you might think im close to heaven's gate type shit
Cutthechitchata-hole@reddit
Hey i think i figured out where "type shit" comes from.
DestroyerTame@reddit
I know we joke around a lot, but this was actually kind of the uplifting thing I needed to hear today.
MrsEmilyN@reddit
My little Gen z coworker mentioned that she had a meltdown last night because she's only 24 and doesn't know what she wants to do for the rest of her life.
I'd send this to her, but she'd have no idea the context.
That said, I'm 43, so maybe this is my sign to start a cult.
Apprehensive_Hat8986@reddit
Yeah... I'm older than that and have been running solidly in reverse for a decade.
beattysgirl@reddit
But I’m 46 😭
Rhapsodyingloom@reddit (OP)
Never too late to be a follower
gjcij2203@reddit
The shirt im currently wearing
kalitarios@reddit
Me at 49
NewToHTX@reddit
I’m 45….
JestersMox@reddit
Time to get started I guess...
makeshift101@reddit
Next month is my month to shine
xt0rt@reddit
Inshallah 🙏
Deluxe78@reddit
Are there any black-and-white Nike Decades ?
IrememberXenogears@reddit
But, I'm 43!
Sibshops@reddit
If you are 43! factorial, you are much to old to be here.
Getghostdmt@reddit
the dates separating Heavens Gate and The Phoenix Lights is 13 days
OhTheHueManatee@reddit
My entire life my insisted that I was born evil. She told me that I would grow up to become a serial killing rapist cult leader. She totally thought I was going to be my generation's version of Charles Manson. She even said "that's going to be you" when the Heaven's Gate people thing happened. I have not accomplished any of that at all. Thank you for reminding me how wonderful of a disappointment I am to her. Lol
blahblahsomebody@reddit
He was 43??
ijustsailedaway@reddit
That guy was 43?! I thought he was like 70.
Church42@reddit
geekgirlwww@reddit
meyoutwothree@reddit
Is it that I cant be a unick? Cause that makes more sense
ArtaxIsAlive@reddit
I’m pretty sure I still have the newspaper from that day, reporting that story on the front page.
59apache01@reddit
The castration was the key......
tMoneyMoney@reddit
Julio Franco hit a HR at the age of 48. There’s still time to get drafted to MLB and knock one over the fence.
ErnieBochII@reddit
This ‘83 guy appreciates the timely motivation here.
Cthulhus-Tailor@reddit
Great, so even a notorious cultist has a better timetable than me.
atari2600forever@reddit
But I'm 47
ConnectKale@reddit
My Bucket list did include starting a cult. Although more like buy my merch kind of thing.
No-Signal-2804@reddit
guize lets make ours about cannibalism so the news picks up on it
melophat@reddit
I'm 44.. so I am, in fact, behind.
FatReverend@reddit
All I'm getting from this is that I should have had many followers before I was 43. Now at the age of 45 it's too late to run a fucking cult.
Damn, now I'm bummed..
Illustrious_Owl_9693@reddit
🤣🤣🤣
midnight-dour@reddit
43 in October…I got time.
habitual17@reddit
Not all of us