Dallas Should Replace the X with a soccer ball for the World Cup
Posted by Corgisarethebest123@reddit | Dallas | View on Reddit | 55 comments
Posted by Corgisarethebest123@reddit | Dallas | View on Reddit | 55 comments
Odd_Fig4686@reddit
For the duration of the World Cup can America finally call it Football like it actually is called? You can revert back at the end of July.
Iam4st8@reddit
fuck you reddit.
Diligent-Juice-4715@reddit
How disrespectful people are.
Corgisarethebest123@reddit (OP)
46 years ago…
Limp-Use-2945@reddit
That would be disrespectful as hell.
West-Listen-9078@reddit
No it should be a meatball
El-MonkeyKing@reddit
This is some circle jerk quality stuff
Interesting_Lunch798@reddit
Why it's just soccer? You can go a abandoned field by any apartment complex on a Saturday and see people play soccer. Big whoop!!
verminbury@reddit
Well …maybe two balls.
HornFanBBB@reddit
But a lone kicker.
gruuvey@reddit
Or one magic ball.
Atomic-pangolin@reddit
No, that’s a little disrespectful to jfk and what happened. Is this a trend of people shitposting stuff or an actual suggestion?
VeganWerewolf@reddit
What do you think?
Atomic-pangolin@reddit
Dude, I’m a resident. I don’t have time to know or keep up with all the little BS things. People do seem to not be very smart though, so I legitimately don’t know anymore
caffpanda@reddit
You had time to comment, you had time to do a little digging.
Atomic-pangolin@reddit
That’s cool, I’ll just let my patients die while I look this stuff up. I had this one guy who threw a clot, has 3 kids. You’re right, my priority definitely should’ve been on this since their kids don’t really need a dad.
VeganWerewolf@reddit
Glad you are on reddit while providing healthcare, you aren’t the only one that works in healthcare.
caffpanda@reddit
Apparently you also had the time to write this reply too, wild. My point is in the time it took you to comment, you could have instead flipped through the subreddit briefly. What's the saying about having two ears and one mouth? Don't martyr yourself and use patients as an excuse for willful ignorance.
Atomic-pangolin@reddit
Don’t excuse you being a cunt. My time is important and you’re not special- don’t act high and mighty over me asking if something is a joke or not. Get over yourself and your goddamn right I’m not going to look it up- it’s not that fucking important
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Corgisarethebest123@reddit (OP)
Do you believe the official story regarding what happened to JFK?
Atomic-pangolin@reddit
No. But I also am not an authority and have other things on my plate which are far more pressing. But do I believe that JFK was shot at both of the X’s, yes.
Corgisarethebest123@reddit (OP)
What are the other things on your plate?
yarmulke@reddit
A second free kicker from the grassy pitch
Informal-Loan-4793@reddit
This feels like the beginning of a city-wide World Cup scavenger hunt or walking trail.
SR-45@reddit
They’re sending out a lackey with a can of white paint to that very spot. 🙃
Mindful_Rager@reddit
Still preferred than the whales.
Leader_Bud@reddit
Oh god, just hurt myself laughing at this one.
Leader_Bud@reddit
Maybe with a guy doing a header
Watchmaker2112@reddit
Dallas should let you kick a soccer ball from the sixth floor book depository for the World Cup!
magicwombat5@reddit
$3 per ~~shot~~ try. Free ticket to a game if you hit the X soccer ball.
morrito@reddit
This got me good. Not as good as Kennedy, but still got me.
Wizzmer@reddit
Killed by a penalty kick.
MaddieMorrisVA@reddit
Okay, this one’s my favorite
Midnight-69@reddit
Big fan you're killing it with Agott rn!<3
exquisite_corpse_wit@reddit
Score a header
AggieDem@reddit
Interestingly enough there is a Brazilian footballer named John Kennedy, though JFK is probably more famous when it comes to headers.
mrtnchp04@reddit
How many times he get hit with the ball?
Getghostdmt@reddit
The Summer they finished the Whale mural the Toadies played a free concert in the West End. I was a junior in HS. Now they alley is dead and they painted over the mural for some temporary bullshit that is possibly already the most advertised event in the world.
JokersGlascowSmile@reddit
Man, the West End back in the day with Deep Ellum right down the road felt like Dallas was truly coming into its own as an exciting and vibrant city. Shoulder-to-shoulder pedestrians with art, food, music. Great times.
Unbridled-Apathy@reddit
Second this. So many great memories of concerts, nice restaurants and clubs, and an extensive outdoor place to enjoy. Could go down there, park, and have a great evening.
Striking_Reindeer_2k@reddit
Maybe a whale?
the_orange_alligator@reddit
Pack it up, everyone! We finally had the best one of these jokes
Loud_Inspector_9782@reddit
No
Bink_Plinklinkly@reddit
holy shit peak satire
TexasMVFan@reddit
Or just have the World Cup somewhere else.
senormessieur@reddit
Goodbye, Giant Eyeball
Speaksforthetr3s@reddit
A soccer ball with its brains blown out
Speaksforthetr3s@reddit
🤭🤭
cryptohorn@reddit
Yes I would expect City govt to do this
happymancry@reddit
Reunion Tower looking around nervously like…
Kavra_Ral@reddit
This one's really good. Subtle, but hits right in the A Modest Proposal Strike Zone.
deputytech@reddit
back and to the left….
thisonelife83@reddit
Some of these are just really obvious.
KarmaLeon_8787@reddit
Don't give them any ideas...