Fartmaxxing
Posted by JunoSaurvexa@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 48 comments
Posted by JunoSaurvexa@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 48 comments
karatebanana@reddit
holy moly
Prime624@reddit
No not mole, Nutella.
JunoSaurvexa@reddit (OP)
Don’t knock it till you try it
listenherebunghole@reddit
This ain't even your picture shut up
Just_A_Sad_Potato@reddit
I'm knocking it before I'm trying.
oli_ramsay@reddit
Deep_Method_820@reddit
I’ll be knocking as well
Dripping_Gravy@reddit
🎶Can’t you hear me knocking🎶
WeevilWeedWizard@reddit
I'm knocking that shit harder than the planes knocked down the twin towers
Mountain-Influence81@reddit
Nobody sane is going to try that
SgtMajorPanda@reddit
Delicious_Space_6018@reddit
Im gonna ring the doorbell on this one
tunachilimac@reddit
Do you honestly eat this?
VanishedRabbit@reddit
Phew..
HeftyRecommendation5@reddit
Been recycled so many times you can literally count the pixels on the hand lol
msguider@reddit
veldtx@reddit
Try milk and sweet potato for fartmaxxxxxxing
deadmanwalkins@reddit
im okay with this, it's basically chocolate mayo
Prestigious_Date_619@reddit
What's stopping you from eating them separately? 😭
YoureSpecial@reddit
Where’s the garlic & onions?
BriefFisherman8771@reddit
Good god!!! 😵😵💫
Hipposplotomous@reddit
Only acceptable usage of the suffix "maxxing"
Crab-odile@reddit
Genuinely eggs and Nutella go so hard. You should try scrambling eggs with Nutella at the same time istg it tastes like a crepe
highlift@reddit
Kashmir1089@reddit
If you really wanted to maximize the farts you would cover it in refried beans or hummus.
Next-Drink8593@reddit
Yeah right.
Plus_Answer1733@reddit
Omggg :( no chat I cannot support this
Omega1459_@reddit
Holy shit fuck you
hamster-on-popsicle@reddit
Congrats on the pregnancy !
ClassroomMother8062@reddit
Not just knocking but beating on it like the pigs with a warrant
Repulsive_Glove6085@reddit
Vexmythoclastt@reddit
Now what fucking drugs made you do this?
UncleDuude@reddit
Hard boiled yolks make all sorts of stuff delicious. You can make hollandaise with them
MasterBlaster4949@reddit
delinaX@reddit
This is freewill. It's not good. But it's freewill.
youknowdewey@reddit
There was this tiktok recipe where they blend up 6 eggs and chocolate to make a mousse. I would eat this I love eggs I love chocolate why not
Euriphaea@reddit
Eeeeew brother eeeeew
a_spicy_meata_balla@reddit
I gasped
ActionMan48@reddit
I'm calling the police.
MajesticL@reddit
I’d eat ngl
ermine_supreme@reddit
I genuinely think there is something wrong with your brain.
MajesticL@reddit
Perhaps but I am free
ToriEvergreen@reddit
ermine_supreme@reddit
get help
whateverdrezti@reddit
Have you ever tried "hefeweizen" from germany? I think you will be pleased.
AppUnwrapper1@reddit
How do I unsee this?
Decent_Piece_8620@reddit
Some foods are made for flavor. Some are made for chaos. This is clearly the second category.
icnik@reddit
That’ll get your toot box going