JetBlue A220 bound, gagged and plugged at JFK
Posted by Catsloveairplanes@reddit | aviation | View on Reddit | 95 comments
Arrived mid march and still grounded
Posted by Catsloveairplanes@reddit | aviation | View on Reddit | 95 comments
Arrived mid march and still grounded
Negative-Mirror5949@reddit
I mean he is right but I feel like there could be a few more technical ways to describe that. Not complaining though
ThatOneGayDJ@reddit
Roytulin@reddit
10/10 caption 🤣
yetiflask@reddit
Ah, so now the plane can't suck, squeeze, bang and blow?
iwantalltheham@reddit
Ummmmm phrasing
Gusearth@reddit
this reminds me of that post asking why some airbuses have “slutty eyeliner”
FjordFjesta@reddit
It’s French.
windas_98@reddit
I also enjoyed a post in a different sub where someone asked by planes have buttholes.
Yosh145@reddit
Unfortunately this one didn’t get it, maybe it cried it off?
skyHawk3613@reddit
I like the slutty eye liner. Makes the plane look sexy and whorish
lucius-vorenius@reddit
Why do some airbuses get slutty eye liner and some don't? : r/aviation
Stunning-Ad3888@reddit
This is amazing.
Admirable_Site_8337@reddit
Thank you. I missed this somehow. This and this current OP is making my day 😂
GenericAccount13579@reddit
I legitimately can’t not think of that post every time I see an Airbus with that paint
Artificial_Squab@reddit
That's hilarious.
Compkriss@reddit
Engine replacement availability issues? Porter had a lot of E195s stored in Ottawa waiting for new engines last year too.
lmsalman@reddit
That would my guess anytime there’s a random A220 or E2 jet just sitting somewhere chances are it’s to do with the geared turbofan issues, and waiting on replacements.
thecanadiansniper1-2@reddit
What went wrong withe Pratt and Whitney GTF engines? I know that some low quality metal got into the production line somehow. Just happy that P&W Canada still has a good reputation for building smaller jet engines and turboprops.
roastpuff@reddit
Bad gearbox metal go boom basically, so they’re grounded until a replacement with good metal castings can be sourced.
Stoney3K@reddit
Not the gearbox, but mostly issues with the Load Reduction Device on the fan hub, which causes the cabin to get flooded with smoke if it fails.
Kojetono@reddit
That's the CFM leap
jmlinden7@reddit
It's actually everything other than the gearbox which had issues.
roastpuff@reddit
Oh, you’re right. It’s the turbine/compressor disks and other bits and not the gearbox.
beryugyo619@reddit
I just realized, though, while there is nothing wrong with words "gear" and "turbofan" each in isolation, one appearing after the other does feel like "money" and "pit" appearing in a same sentence. The fans get back torque you know, maybe it might just be bad gearbox go boom in form of fans going boom
Vespajet@reddit
It's one of the reasons why Egyptair sold off their fleet of them to a leasing company who in turn (in partnership with a Delta subsidiary) scrapped a few of them for parts.
flynryan692@reddit
This is basically what Spirit Airlines did in the fall. They used the bankruptcy court to reject the majority of their A320neo leases, 40+ which were already sitting in Arizona, the rest ferried into GYR and MZJ. As we've seen recently, the lessors are scrapping them. The impact of the GTF recall has been significant on the industry, unfortunately.
G25777K@reddit
Over promised and under delivered. IMO they sold their customers 100% of BS and they ended up getting 30% of what they paid for at close to full price. Embarrassing and a complete joke at PW. The A220 has it's own issues but that engine is garbage with no real line of sight for a full fix.
thecanadiansniper1-2@reddit
What other problems does the Cseris have? I heard that they were pretty good.
G25777K@reddit
Let's just say manufacturing issues. Supply chain and support is also stretched thin.
ChampionshipOwn7825@reddit
Makes you wonder why these airlines didn’t just go with CFM
Dreamerlax@reddit
No CFM on the E-jets, A220.
Stoney3K@reddit
I mean, CFM could have jumped into that market gap and made a LEAP-1E for the E-jets, if the engines aren't too big to fit under the wings.
Dreamerlax@reddit
I think CFM is maxed out, production-wise.
Stoney3K@reddit
r/planesgonewild is over there -->.
Winter-Economy-9919@reddit
r/planesgonewild
DFW_diego@reddit
Aaaaooogaaaah!!
IceTDrinker@reddit
This made my day
TheScottishPimp03@reddit
That title has to have a kink behind it, aint no way
LightPilotLifeguard@reddit
r/planesgonewild
Haldron-44@reddit
Reubachi@reddit
God dang I’m so excited to see a Garak meme in the wild
Haldron-44@reddit
I can't take credit for creating it. But I saw it and instantly both heard his voice, and thought "he would totally say something like that" 🤣
TheTangoFox@reddit
Is this the ship named BlueBalled?
superspeck@reddit
They blue themselves
Gampfer@reddit
Blue Let The Dogs Out?
ThirdSunRising@reddit
Pay no attention to the butt plug; that's just an ordinary APU
superspeck@reddit
Oof, right in the planus
ParticularlyVivid@reddit
I am reading 'Sky Daddy' rn and this gave me a chuckle
TruePace3@reddit
Airport security trynna stop me from clogging up the APU with semen
jimbothy_@reddit
Wait until you see what bound gagged and plugged 747 looks like 👅👅
TruePace3@reddit
Mommy material
trillium13@reddit
Don't threaten me with a good time!
LMJacobs@reddit
Kinky. 😏
JustPlaneNew@reddit
JFK-Just Keep Fu*king
Starks@reddit
Notice me, United-senpai
streetlegalb17@reddit
Would
nauticalfiesta@reddit
there has to be less expensive airports that JetBlue flies into where they could have stashed it. But I'm assuming its sitting there for MX reasons and a ferry flight wouldn't have made sense.
Puravida1904@reddit
I know that FedEx 767 is gooning over that young sexy A220 all bound up like that
concorde77@reddit
Damn, even plugged up it's planus
Air320@reddit
Considering the title, that just seems wrong.. and ambitious.
Hi_Trans_Im_Dad@reddit
She still has the slutty eyeliner.
Liko81@reddit
I didn't think this was an NSFW sub, now I have bondage pics floating past on my feed...
vinylscratch27@reddit
Bruh, why did you put it like that? It's JetBlue, not JetOfCumBlue...
BronxAngel96@reddit
Thanks for snapping a pic of my work! Lol. Yesterday we had to reposition our parked aircraft.
Strenue@reddit
That headline tho
banjosandcellos@reddit
Everything reminds me of her
trillium13@reddit
Has she been naughty?
TheTazzle@reddit
Our type of plane!
Dragonogard549@reddit
there was no need for that sentence to exist
Sea_Perspective6891@reddit
Looks like Jet Blue planes are into some weird stuff.
testthrowawayzz@reddit
Interesting choice of words.
I'm assuming it's because of the PW engine issues?
Admirable_Site_8337@reddit
Yes!!!! What a fantastic OP. 😂
Bravo 👏 👏👏
fellipec@reddit
Okay, not kink shaming it
douchey_mcbaggins@reddit
Did they even bother to establish a safeword?
Remarkable_North_999@reddit
RETARD
kaaskugg@reddit
PULL UP!
BlackVQ35HR@reddit
This is a plane that wanted to fly for Ryanair.
mollyyfcooke@reddit
Had to double check the sub at first!
mattyb678@reddit
Excuse me, what?!
FartInGenDirection@reddit
How many groundsman tried to fuck it?
Drewbox@reddit
Some guys will pay extra for that.
michimoby@reddit
phrasing!
bartek16195@reddit
New r/aviation lore just dropped
floodblood@reddit
had to double check the sub
renomac@reddit
In more ways than one...
salamandermander99@reddit
Thats certainly a way of describing it
usernamesareclass@reddit
I never knew sub on Reddit was short for submissive!
RBJ_09@reddit
Freaky ahhh airplane
blizzue@reddit
BONK go to horny jail
Puravida1904@reddit
Lmaooo gagged and plugged is crazyyy
viperlemondemon@reddit
Pshh lucky
xx420mcyoloswag@reddit
Well that’s one way to put it
Negative-Mirror5949@reddit
Wha...at.....?
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