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Posted by Lurking_Gooner@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 100 comments
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DrSmeg@reddit
>be me
>US native
>walking home late one night
>BANG
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The_Demolition_Man@reddit
British guy complains about Indians
Reddit gets mad at America
ExRtorm@reddit
Why do you think stories like these are posted constantly, if not to divert attention away from American issues? I can pretty much guarantee you this post was not written by a brit.
PGSylphir@reddit
Thinks like what? That the US is a shithole? That the US Schools are shooting galleries? That the US is a joke for not having free healthcare like almost the entire world? Sorry to bust your bubble, yankee, most of the world thinks that.
ExRtorm@reddit
No, what? I'm saying people outside of the US don't constantly think about and compare their country to the US.
The_Demolition_Man@reddit
Things happen outside the US
ExRtorm@reddit
And those people don't immediately go "Man I sure wish we were more like the US, that would fix all of our problems hurr durr"
The_Demolition_Man@reddit
He didn't say he wished the UK was more like the US
ExRtorm@reddit
What do you think the last line means?
The_Demolition_Man@reddit
Its a criticism of a lot of Brits feelings of moral superiority
ExRtorm@reddit
Because there's an insinuation that something like this wouldn't happen in the US, yeah?
Tuarangi@reddit
You can tell it's not a Brit as racist Brit anon would unironically call them "a p**i" as is tradition here for anyone from that area, Indian, Pakistani or Bangladesh
Note: I censored the slur as Reddit gave me a warning for simply posting what Reform councillor Jay Cooper said on social media and an alleged human staffer rejected my appeal despite it being clearly obvious I wasn't actually doing what Cooper did
Krwawykurczak@reddit
I think you were not able to stay focus till the end while reading the story.
Q_dawgg@reddit
“Don’t stop-“
RancidOoze@reddit
randomusername1934@reddit
>Be me
>American
>Get shot while in bed, just from the number of people shooting at each other and missing
>Ambulance arrives
>Ambulance demands $500,000 to get out and actually help me
>Cannot afford
>Ambulance refuses to help, also sues me for emotional damage caused by maliciously not paying
>Crawl to hospital
>Police shoot me while crawling
>Claimed I was crawling in a threatening manner
>Such is life in US of A
KeyserSozeBGM@reddit
Right, I like the end where it says at least we have free healthcare and no school shootings. We get those weekly, but 1 brit kid gets stabbed and they can't handle it lol
Moto-Ent@reddit
We like to try and address issues instead of everyone getting Charlie Kirked.
JustChillin3456@reddit
Can’t relate I don’t live in Detroit or Baltimore
deanrihpee@reddit
i see these kind of "stories" regarding UK, and it's all "samey", which makes me wonder, is it actually a common occurrence for being stabbed like that and the perpetrator just… get lesser punishment…?
Co0k1eGal3xy@reddit
The the US has more knife crime per capita than the UK and the UK has 4x lower incarceration rate.
So the UK is safer for civilians AND criminals, which is good I guess? I mean punishing criminals harder might reduce the crime rate even further but the current government is focusing on different goals.
LesserValkyrie@reddit
I mean if you live in a white neighborhood as a white person in the US you are safer than a white person living in London, but if you are black living in a mainly black neighborhood you are screwed
We should really see things locally, can't compare an entire country to a single city
JustChillin3456@reddit
When the vast majority of crime in America and the Uk are committed by a small demographic , it’s not fair to use those people to represent an entire country
4ensicFiles@reddit
Fuckin' billionaires, at it again
JustChillin3456@reddit
Billionaires commit the most murder ?
Mister__Fahrenheit@reddit
You know how strict UK is when it comes to any sort of blade? Like a bloke getting arrested for carrying a potato peeler and grannies getting charged for walking around with gardening shears… Well Sikhs have a religious exemption and are allowed to carry Kirpan blades because their religion dictates that they carry one. And a fellow was stabbed to death with a Kirpan recently but the Sikh murderer told police he stabbed him because he called him a mean name. Yeah, name calling is enough to justify murder in Britain now i guess
onarainyafternoon@reddit
But did the Sikh murderer go to jail?
Darkndankpit@reddit
Process is still ongoing.
onarainyafternoon@reddit
So the system is working as intended
Wobblabob@reddit
The excuse hasn't been accepted as a valid defence against murder.
You think this is the first time there's been a stabbing based on name calling?
deanrihpee@reddit
i mean, I've heard from memes and green text, but i live nowhere near UK so i don't really know in actuality, and religious exemption sounds bs, you can't just hide behind a religion for something dangerous, this is 2026 ffs
underwaterknifefight@reddit
https://bbc.com/news/articles/c07220k0n29o
Wobblabob@reddit
There's been no lesser punishment given and the excuse isn't being accepted
The trial continues
Velocister@reddit
The cops still handcuffed the victim as he was bleeding out from a fatal wound.
>Police initially handcuffed the victim before discovering his fatal injury a short time later.
Lmao.
deanrihpee@reddit
dear planet earth, what the fuck
chatshitgetpegged@reddit
‘During the trial's closing speeches, prosecutor Nicholas Lobbenberg KC rejected the defendant's account that he had been racially abused before the attack, calling it a "wicked lie". "It is not a case about Sikhism, it is not a case about racism, it's a case about murder," he told jurors.’
KeyserSozeBGM@reddit
Happened to 1 kid so now we must pretend it happens weekly.
JustChillin3456@reddit
“Weekly”
In the UK there are around 5 stabbing deaths every week
But let’s not pretend like you care
ShibbyTheScrub@reddit
Who said it did?
KeyserSozeBGM@reddit
Was I replying to you?
Knightmare_CCI@reddit
Since over here there's been literal admissions by the police service deliberately covering up or not investigating hundreds-strong child grooming gangs...
I wouldn't be surprised.
Trevor_Gecko@reddit
I unironically would rather universal healthcare and endure isolated incidents like this than have no healthcare and wndure isolated incidents of school shootinga.
ThatAngeryBoi@reddit
I'd rather not live in a place where stabbing someone is allowed if you call them something mean
AbelMate@reddit
Didn’t a guy in the US kill his daughter for saying mean thing about trump and get no punishment recently
Hannabal_96@reddit
Better than a place where being a pedophile and convicted felon makes you president
ThatAngeryBoi@reddit
What if it made you Prince?
Rambozo77@reddit
Or got you a knighthood?
Darkndankpit@reddit
Trial is still ongoing, nobody was "allowed" to stab anyone, the prep was arrested along with the victim but victim was only under questioning while perp was actually detained.
TheNextDump@reddit
Fake: obvious case of ragebait
Gay: anon wants to get stabbed by a foreigner to fufill his fetishes
ShibbyTheScrub@reddit
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c07220k0n29o
TheNextDump@reddit
Imma be fr, i hear similar stories from people on the daily and thought this was another case of schizoid ranting
v_t_s@reddit
Lost me at chatting on snap
yoloswaggins92@reddit
Yeah that's paedo behaviour, probably a good thing anon got stabbed.
Lurking_Gooner@reddit (OP)
"How dare you VC with friends while on a walk what are you some kind of pedo?"
I hope this is bait.
imnevereversober@reddit
The people here have never socialized or had friend groups, they're all in their 30s and exclusively use discord - it's not b8.
Sh00pty_W00pty@reddit
its moreso genuinely nobody older than like maybe 20 year old uni freshers use Snapchat these days
Lurking_Gooner@reddit (OP)
I mean make sense given how the person who was murdered was attending college.
jollycompanion@reddit
Snapchat is for genuine troglodytes.
Nadiadain@reddit
Nah snap is asscheeks
realquidos@reddit
The kid was 18 btw
ShibbyTheScrub@reddit
This actually happened in the UK this week.
Arstanishe@reddit
would you provide a link? UK has too many stabbings, i can't find the correct one
ShibbyTheScrub@reddit
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c07220k0n29o
Posted above.
yoloswaggins92@reddit
I said what I said
ShibbyTheScrub@reddit
yoloswaggins92@reddit
ShibbyTheScrub@reddit
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c07220k0n29o
Link in case anyone hasn’t seen the story.
Wk1360@reddit
Brits always say that foreigners need to adapt to the local culture but then turn around and get mad when one of them stabs somebody to death for no reason.
Play4u@reddit
Jarvis, Google "breakdown of stabbings in the UK by race"
sebastianinspace@reddit
this is the best comment i have read on here all week.
PJ_2005_01@reddit
Fake: How could anon write this if he was dead? (Also this is just generic anti immigrant 4chan slop but I digress)
Gay: anon got penetrated repeatedly by another man
JustChillin3456@reddit
The UK is now poorer than every US state
I’m sure there’s no correlation to mass importing people that want to kill you and the cops who defend them
Captaingregor@reddit
Well yes, if you creatively interpret data then that is true
JustChillin3456@reddit
Like this ?
“Based on GDP per capita (adjusted for the cost of living), the average person in the UK is poorer than the average resident in every single US state, including the poorest state, Mississippi”
Scurvy_BT@reddit
Fake: Anon is British Gay: Anon gets penetrated by another man
Dammit_Meg@reddit
I thought you were going to say gay: anon is British so kudos on subverting expectations
Scurvy_BT@reddit
I'm an avid Necessary Information enjoyer, so I know the truth that British people are a figment of the French imagination.
Dammit_Meg@reddit
Please censor your slurs in future. E.g. Fr*nch
ShibbyTheScrub@reddit
Very real
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c07220k0n29o
Judah_Earl@reddit
I predict another summer of riots.
HiveMindKing@reddit
This sounds strangely real.
HidesFromLuigi@reddit
Well clearly it wasn't murder. He only stabbed the guy in the lung, which he totally could've lived from if he wasn't held down... But fr are the police getting a murder charge as well? They basically just helped killed that guy
Ver_Nick@reddit
He could've lived if he had some kind of iron lung
Eclaiv2@reddit
LesserValkyrie@reddit
OP probably had racist thoughts when bleeding to death so deserved
GargamelLeNoir@reddit
Anon makes fanfiction to get mad about.
underwaterknifefight@reddit
https://bbc.com/news/articles/c07220k0n29o
Q_dawgg@reddit
This is just Euros trying to stay relevant after they realize they’re not being important anymore.
RegularSky6702@reddit
It's about a case that happened
Sweaty-Towel8423@reddit
Henry nowak is fanfic apparently
Scootareader@reddit
You missed the part where he recorded himself on Snapchat following and harassing the guy prior to the stabbing. Almost like evidence seen in court is why the stabber is facing a lesser charge.
ExcitementBright9381@reddit
I can’t find any reliable source for this. Do you have an article on this aspect of it?
ShibbyTheScrub@reddit
He made it up. There’s a voice recording but that’s not what happened.
Nadiadain@reddit
I feel like stabbing a guy is a bit of an escalation regardless unless you were actively being threatened or attacked
KeyserSozeBGM@reddit
Agreed but there's a difference between walking down the street minding your own business, and waking down a street hurling racially charged insults. 🤷Get what u get lol
RegularSky6702@reddit
Link?
Lurking_Gooner@reddit (OP)
None of what you just typed is true.
Sweaty-Towel8423@reddit
Look this is Reddit everyone will get upset at the truth
Hungry_Dumpling87@reddit
now do UK Vs US murders per capita
nEwBiEKC@reddit
It was clearly an act of revenge for 1919 /s