Eagle screech and machine gun fire*

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DrSmeg@reddit

>be me
>US native
>walking home late one night
>BANG
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The_Demolition_Man@reddit

British guy complains about Indians

Reddit gets mad at America

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ExRtorm@reddit

Why do you think stories like these are posted constantly, if not to divert attention away from American issues? I can pretty much guarantee you this post was not written by a brit.

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Thinks like what? That the US is a shithole? That the US Schools are shooting galleries? That the US is a joke for not having free healthcare like almost the entire world? Sorry to bust your bubble, yankee, most of the world thinks that.

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ExRtorm@reddit

No, what? I'm saying people outside of the US don't constantly think about and compare their country to the US.

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The_Demolition_Man@reddit

Things happen outside the US

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ExRtorm@reddit

And those people don't immediately go "Man I sure wish we were more like the US, that would fix all of our problems hurr durr"

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The_Demolition_Man@reddit

He didn't say he wished the UK was more like the US

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ExRtorm@reddit

What do you think the last line means?

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The_Demolition_Man@reddit

Its a criticism of a lot of Brits feelings of moral superiority

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ExRtorm@reddit

Because there's an insinuation that something like this wouldn't happen in the US, yeah?

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Tuarangi@reddit

You can tell it's not a Brit as racist Brit anon would unironically call them "a p**i" as is tradition here for anyone from that area, Indian, Pakistani or Bangladesh

Note: I censored the slur as Reddit gave me a warning for simply posting what Reform councillor Jay Cooper said on social media and an alleged human staffer rejected my appeal despite it being clearly obvious I wasn't actually doing what Cooper did

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Krwawykurczak@reddit

I think you were not able to stay focus till the end while reading the story.

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Q_dawgg@reddit

“Don’t stop-“

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RancidOoze@reddit

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randomusername1934@reddit

>Be me

>American

>Get shot while in bed, just from the number of people shooting at each other and missing

>Ambulance arrives

>Ambulance demands $500,000 to get out and actually help me

>Cannot afford

>Ambulance refuses to help, also sues me for emotional damage caused by maliciously not paying

>Crawl to hospital

>Police shoot me while crawling

>Claimed I was crawling in a threatening manner

>Such is life in US of A

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KeyserSozeBGM@reddit

Right, I like the end where it says at least we have free healthcare and no school shootings. We get those weekly, but 1 brit kid gets stabbed and they can't handle it lol

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Moto-Ent@reddit

We like to try and address issues instead of everyone getting Charlie Kirked.

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JustChillin3456@reddit

Can’t relate I don’t live in Detroit or Baltimore

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deanrihpee@reddit

i see these kind of "stories" regarding UK, and it's all "samey", which makes me wonder, is it actually a common occurrence for being stabbed like that and the perpetrator just… get lesser punishment…?

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Co0k1eGal3xy@reddit

The the US has more knife crime per capita than the UK and the UK has 4x lower incarceration rate.

So the UK is safer for civilians AND criminals, which is good I guess? I mean punishing criminals harder might reduce the crime rate even further but the current government is focusing on different goals.

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LesserValkyrie@reddit

I mean if you live in a white neighborhood as a white person in the US you are safer than a white person living in London, but if you are black living in a mainly black neighborhood you are screwed

We should really see things locally, can't compare an entire country to a single city

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JustChillin3456@reddit

When the vast majority of crime in America and the Uk are committed by a small demographic , it’s not fair to use those people to represent an entire country

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4ensicFiles@reddit

Fuckin' billionaires, at it again

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JustChillin3456@reddit

Billionaires commit the most murder ?

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Mister__Fahrenheit@reddit

You know how strict UK is when it comes to any sort of blade? Like a bloke getting arrested for carrying a potato peeler and grannies getting charged for walking around with gardening shears… Well Sikhs have a religious exemption and are allowed to carry Kirpan blades because their religion dictates that they carry one. And a fellow was stabbed to death with a Kirpan recently but the Sikh murderer told police he stabbed him because he called him a mean name. Yeah, name calling is enough to justify murder in Britain now i guess

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onarainyafternoon@reddit

But did the Sikh murderer go to jail?

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Darkndankpit@reddit

Process is still ongoing.

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onarainyafternoon@reddit

So the system is working as intended

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Wobblabob@reddit

The excuse hasn't been accepted as a valid defence against murder.

You think this is the first time there's been a stabbing based on name calling?

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deanrihpee@reddit

i mean, I've heard from memes and green text, but i live nowhere near UK so i don't really know in actuality, and religious exemption sounds bs, you can't just hide behind a religion for something dangerous, this is 2026 ffs

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underwaterknifefight@reddit

https://bbc.com/news/articles/c07220k0n29o

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Wobblabob@reddit

There's been no lesser punishment given and the excuse isn't being accepted

The trial continues

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Velocister@reddit

The cops still handcuffed the victim as he was bleeding out from a fatal wound.

>Police initially handcuffed the victim before discovering his fatal injury a short time later.

Lmao.

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deanrihpee@reddit

dear planet earth, what the fuck

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chatshitgetpegged@reddit

‘During the trial's closing speeches, prosecutor Nicholas Lobbenberg KC rejected the defendant's account that he had been racially abused before the attack, calling it a "wicked lie". "It is not a case about Sikhism, it is not a case about racism, it's a case about murder," he told jurors.’

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KeyserSozeBGM@reddit

Happened to 1 kid so now we must pretend it happens weekly.

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JustChillin3456@reddit

“Weekly”

In the UK there are around 5 stabbing deaths every week

But let’s not pretend like you care

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ShibbyTheScrub@reddit

Who said it did?

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KeyserSozeBGM@reddit

Was I replying to you?

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Knightmare_CCI@reddit

Since over here there's been literal admissions by the police service deliberately covering up or not investigating hundreds-strong child grooming gangs...

I wouldn't be surprised.

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Trevor_Gecko@reddit

I unironically would rather universal healthcare and endure isolated incidents like this than have no healthcare and wndure isolated incidents of school shootinga.

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ThatAngeryBoi@reddit

I'd rather not live in a place where stabbing someone is allowed if you call them something mean

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AbelMate@reddit

Didn’t a guy in the US kill his daughter for saying mean thing about trump and get no punishment recently

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Hannabal_96@reddit

Better than a place where being a pedophile and convicted felon makes you president

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ThatAngeryBoi@reddit

What if it made you Prince?

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Rambozo77@reddit

Or got you a knighthood?

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Darkndankpit@reddit

Trial is still ongoing, nobody was "allowed" to stab anyone, the prep was arrested along with the victim but victim was only under questioning while perp was actually detained.

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TheNextDump@reddit

Fake: obvious case of ragebait

Gay: anon wants to get stabbed by a foreigner to fufill his fetishes

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ShibbyTheScrub@reddit

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c07220k0n29o

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TheNextDump@reddit

Imma be fr, i hear similar stories from people on the daily and thought this was another case of schizoid ranting

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v_t_s@reddit

Lost me at chatting on snap

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yoloswaggins92@reddit

Yeah that's paedo behaviour, probably a good thing anon got stabbed.

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Lurking_Gooner@reddit (OP)

"How dare you VC with friends while on a walk what are you some kind of pedo?"

I hope this is bait.

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imnevereversober@reddit

The people here have never socialized or had friend groups, they're all in their 30s and exclusively use discord - it's not b8.

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Sh00pty_W00pty@reddit

its moreso genuinely nobody older than like maybe 20 year old uni freshers use Snapchat these days

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Lurking_Gooner@reddit (OP)

I mean make sense given how the person who was murdered was attending college.

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jollycompanion@reddit

Snapchat is for genuine troglodytes.

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Nadiadain@reddit

Nah snap is asscheeks

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realquidos@reddit

The kid was 18 btw

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ShibbyTheScrub@reddit

This actually happened in the UK this week.

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Arstanishe@reddit

would you provide a link? UK has too many stabbings, i can't find the correct one

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ShibbyTheScrub@reddit

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c07220k0n29o

Posted above.

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yoloswaggins92@reddit

I said what I said

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ShibbyTheScrub@reddit

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ShibbyTheScrub@reddit

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c07220k0n29o

Link in case anyone hasn’t seen the story.

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Wk1360@reddit

Brits always say that foreigners need to adapt to the local culture but then turn around and get mad when one of them stabs somebody to death for no reason.

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Play4u@reddit

Jarvis, Google "breakdown of stabbings in the UK by race"

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sebastianinspace@reddit

this is the best comment i have read on here all week.

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PJ_2005_01@reddit

Fake: How could anon write this if he was dead? (Also this is just generic anti immigrant 4chan slop but I digress)

Gay: anon got penetrated repeatedly by another man

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JustChillin3456@reddit

The UK is now poorer than every US state

I’m sure there’s no correlation to mass importing people that want to kill you and the cops who defend them

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Captaingregor@reddit

Well yes, if you creatively interpret data then that is true

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JustChillin3456@reddit

Like this ?

“Based on GDP per capita (adjusted for the cost of living), the average person in the UK is poorer than the average resident in every single US state, including the poorest state, Mississippi”

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Scurvy_BT@reddit

Fake: Anon is British Gay: Anon gets penetrated by another man

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Dammit_Meg@reddit

I thought you were going to say gay: anon is British so kudos on subverting expectations

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Scurvy_BT@reddit

I'm an avid Necessary Information enjoyer, so I know the truth that British people are a figment of the French imagination.

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Dammit_Meg@reddit

Please censor your slurs in future. E.g. Fr*nch

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ShibbyTheScrub@reddit

Very real

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c07220k0n29o

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Judah_Earl@reddit

I predict another summer of riots.

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HiveMindKing@reddit

This sounds strangely real.

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HidesFromLuigi@reddit

Well clearly it wasn't murder. He only stabbed the guy in the lung, which he totally could've lived from if he wasn't held down... But fr are the police getting a murder charge as well? They basically just helped killed that guy

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Ver_Nick@reddit

He could've lived if he had some kind of iron lung

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Eclaiv2@reddit

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LesserValkyrie@reddit

OP probably had racist thoughts when bleeding to death so deserved

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GargamelLeNoir@reddit

Anon makes fanfiction to get mad about.

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underwaterknifefight@reddit

https://bbc.com/news/articles/c07220k0n29o

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Q_dawgg@reddit

Man alleges racism after being arrested

claim is dismissed

Apparently this is the same as being arrested for “being racist” after being a victim of a crime.

This is just Euros trying to stay relevant after they realize they’re not being important anymore.

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Lurking_Gooner@reddit (OP)

None of what you just typed is true.

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