The CDC is seeking volunteers to help screen for Ebola in US airports. We had a good run.
Posted by philmn@reddit | collapse | View on Reddit | 37 comments
Over-Map6529@reddit
This sounds absurd enough i want to check but it's paywalled. Anyone have the source text?
camoure@reddit
Here’s a Reuters article
Over-Map6529@reddit
TY!
Magnesium4YourHead@reddit
"Referring suspected cases for further assessment"...
Why does this make me think their referral is an email telling them to see a doctor?
tayawayinklets@reddit
Try this msn repost.
Over-Map6529@reddit
TY. FFS that's a sad read.
forgot-my-toothbrush@reddit
I beg your finest pardon?
Did the US not just remove all the programs that contained the paid experts who would generally manage this? Now they want untrained volunteers to take over?
What could possibly go wrong?
Parking_Chance_1905@reddit
Even better... they want volunteers, probably so they won't have to pay them.
maybeiamcursed@reddit
The volunteers are current CDC employees and would be earning their normal salary + have their travel expenses paid for.
Parking_Chance_1905@reddit
Well that good at least.
existing_for_fun@reddit
Yeah, no way these tools would be paid. I wouldn't volunteer to assist this administration.
WintersChild79@reddit
Time for MAGA to show their dedication to the cause and lack of fear of disease.
existing_for_fun@reddit
It's all fake news, right? Why not volunteer!
tayawayinklets@reddit
That's the plan, Stan! Billionaires are creating all kinds of 4 Horsemen scenarios for shits and giggles! They are purposely doing what is wrong for humanity and the planet on as many levels as they can.
Qanaesin@reddit
Welcome to everything this administration has done so far.
N0N0TA1@reddit
Wouldn't it be nuts if the president survived all the crap up to this point only to horribly & excruciatingly expire from fucking ebola!?!?
shwhjw@reddit
Can't die from ebola if you never test for it.
N0N0TA1@reddit
Yeah, it's just the usual bleeding from the eyes.
shwhjw@reddit
"Of all the people who bleed from the eyes, they say I'm the best at it."
Ulfgeirr88@reddit
At this point it might be safest for the world to treat the US like a leper colony
FangFioDente@reddit
V for vendetta mentioned
Ulfgeirr88@reddit
Yeah people were so concerned about 1984 and Brave New World that they didn't spot V for Vendetta sneaking in the back door
Temporary_Second3290@reddit
Lmfao that's hilarious I can't believe this timeline!
SadExercises420@reddit
Just in time for the giant wrestling ring being being constructed on the White House lawn. It’s just too much like idiocracy
Temporary_Second3290@reddit
Idiocracy at its finest. The rest of the world is laughing and moving on.
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Willing-Dog6463@reddit
*sigh*
AssumeImStupid@reddit
"seeking volunteers" bruh I'm the most cynical person I know and I didn't even have "drafted by the government to fight Ebola" on my bingo card
Final_boss_1040@reddit
Make ICE volunteer
Ginsdell@reddit
Wait last I heard, they were screening people from certain countries and putting them at cdc approved airports? Sadly mine in Dulles. We should be banning those flights. We learned nothing from covid :(
imminentjogger5@reddit
Me going full acceleration mode
l31l4j4d3@reddit
Hahahahaha!
HappyAnimalCracker@reddit
I needed this laugh
SadExercises420@reddit
That’s how trump wanted to do everything with covid too.
FangFioDente@reddit
What’s probably happening right now is the republicans are seeing an opportunity to try again, thinking God is on their side and will merely punish the wicked, just like last time, except accidentally killing more republicans who will refuse to cooperate with what they view as a government psyop and continue to work through a lockdown, they’ll try to inoculate the US before midterms.
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CyroSwitchBlade@reddit
da fuk?