Today's ration: open top apple pie
Posted by elonmusktheturd22@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 14 comments
1600 calories estimate
1 jiffy pie crust mix, 1 quart jar homemade pie filling. Baked in a dutch oven over the wood stove.
Thats all im eating today.
Lazy_Entertainer1764@reddit
that pie’s lookin’ like a cozy dream… bet it tastes way better than whatever frozen junk i got in my freezer rn lol. wood stove baking is the real MVP! 🥧🔥
Fomulouscrunch@reddit
That's usually called cobbler. Did it slap? It looks like it slapped.
BlueSkiesComingAtMe@reddit
Isn't cobbler the other way around?
CriticismFun6782@reddit
Yes, Cobbler slaps you...
GeorgeFromManagement@reddit
Yeah, cobbler is a fruit filling surrounding crust
Legitimate-Fox-7030@reddit
It looks completely uncooked.
godfatheroffilth@reddit
When you say baked do you mean "held it near a lightbulb for a minute?"
Signal_Chicken4909@reddit
Thats rude as hell bro
TBellOHAZ@reddit
And correct. This looks like it was baked in a refrigerator.
Brilliant-Bake9686@reddit
1600 calories? That's not just a pie, that's a vibe! 😂 I mean, who needs variety when you’ve got a whole pie day?
DuckSwimmer@reddit
wtf 1.6k calories for that tiny thing? I’d fuck it up tho fr
MelonJelly@reddit
Calories add up surprisingly fast, and it's hard to tell the exact size of that pie.
Agreed though - it looks delicious.
JokerHomerus@reddit
Hell yeah bro, I'd eat a slice. Love some apple anything lol.
flippingisfun@reddit
I’d say I think this one looks better than the last but it’s been awhile since the last pie if I recall correctly.