anon it must be the microplastics in our water

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_BlANK19_@reddit

That's crazy, waiting for my downfall

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magicanon4@reddit

It's not your downfall, it's your canon event.

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TheJollyJagamo@reddit

I started balding at like 24 or something, been rocking a shaved head since then. It's awesome, actually. You never have to take the time to style or take care of your hair, as you just shave it off!

Something for everyone to keep in mind, bald will always look better than balding.

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Wiinterfang@reddit

Is never too late to start balding. I had a full head of hair until last year. I'm not bald or anything but is definitely thinin 😬

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Own-Effective3351@reddit

Grow a beard and shave the head. Can’t be worse than having the discord mod pedo hair

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SmaugRancor@reddit

Or just hop on Minoxidil + Finasteride and forget about it.

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EntryLevelOne@reddit

Oh man do I wish that that was an option for every guy. I'm cursed with the worst facial hair possible, can't even grow a decent-looking stubble

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Uniquely-Bee@reddit

You can still cancer-patientmaxx for sympathy points, though

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Altruistic-Local-541@reddit

I tried that and everyone reacted very negatively around me

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Own-Effective3351@reddit

They were trying to stop you from stealing all the women

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Altruistic-Local-541@reddit

Yes, my sisters definitely tried very hard.

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Beautiful_Medium_869@reddit

Here's my funny story. I always knew I was gonna bald cause all the males on my family started really early

So when I left the mandatory military service in my home country at the age of 21 I kept the buzzcut going, now im balding and I'm unfazed about it and also none including me gives a shit about it

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SenseiTomato@reddit

low dose finasteride + minoxidil and you're golden

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cheese0muncher@reddit

I've got a face not even a mother could love AND I started balding at 16, I win anon. 8)

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Prestigious-Fig1172@reddit

When my dad was my age he was already bald, and I'm not even close.

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RawardHoikes91@reddit

Grow a beard, shave your head. Works like a charm every time.

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nocountryforolddick@reddit

balding was the best thing for some men who had dumbass hairstyle...

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100TheCoolest17@reddit (OP)

But then anon would be a balding woman

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TomatoSpecialist6879@reddit

Genes play a part on deciding when you start balding, but most people usually bald from a very shitty lifestyle and/or substance abuse.

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momen535@reddit

A Million curses upon my high school biology teacher that, during class he pointed at my head and said that I will go bold later in life.

Years later I still have a full head of hair but that scumbag caused an irritating fear and insecurity about the chance of me losing hair. I still remember his smug grin and his finger pointing at me (he was also bold).

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