[NSFW] Mandate that all cigarettes must look like penises, so smocking them would look like giving a blowjob. Hopefully it would help homophobic men to stop smoking
Posted by HimikoTogaFromUSSR@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 28 comments
Responsible_Lake_804@reddit
As a fake bi, I’m excited about the prospect of gatekeeping cigarettes from homophobic men. I’m here for a good time, not a long time. Let them suffer into their 100s.
IntrovertsRule99@reddit
Why do you only want homophobic men to stop smoking? How about homosexual men and women, or bisexuals? Shouldn’t we want to save their lives as well? As a matter of fact let’s try to get everyone to stop smoking, that sounds like a better idea.
HimikoTogaFromUSSR@reddit (OP)
Ideally yes, but sadly the idea wouldn't work for anybody else
Anarchistcowboy420@reddit
It would probably still work for homosexual women.
HimikoTogaFromUSSR@reddit (OP)
Huh, I think you're right
warm_rum@reddit
The perfect response. Thanks for the chuckle OP
sacrecide@reddit
nah the stress of living in trumps america already adversely effects gay people, make the cigarettes look like mayonnaise and unseasoned food
Scumbag__@reddit
Smoking is cool when homosexual men, women and bisexuals do it
DuckFreak10@reddit
It’ll take a few generations but eventually only the non-smoking heterosexual males will be able to reproduce and will kill out the smoking bloodline
Naughty_Aunt_Jemima@reddit
I understand it's a crazy idea, but why do we care what other people do? I literally haven't smelled cigarettes in years.
Aggressive_Poetry801@reddit
Camel cigarettes did the same with Joe Camel by making him look like a penis. I can't even go near a cigarette now without thinking of a penis. And vice versa
secretprocess@reddit
I always need a cigarette after I blow a camel
december14th2015@reddit
Why are we helping homophobic men?
HimikoTogaFromUSSR@reddit (OP)
Already answered in the post
nodnodwinkwink@reddit
Cigars are a lot more phallic and that doesn't seem to bother the manly man men cigar enthusiasts.
derekclysdale@reddit
So your technique for smoking is the same as a blow job? Yikes. No wonder smoking kills. Especially for those who swallow.
Judean_Rat@reddit
Cigars already look like small dicks, do cigar smokers even care?
355822@reddit
It would just make more smokers addicted to sucking dick. So, a win?
AnonAwaaaaay@reddit
Guess I'll finally take up smoking!
bbennett108@reddit
This reminds me of an old anti-smoking PSA: https://youtu.be/82x9pzHkHK4
IamAWorldChampionAMA@reddit
There would be a surprisingly amount secret smokers
LawnGnomeFlamingo@reddit
This would encourage women who are tired of being harassed by men to start smoking. Try hitting on me when I’m sucking on this flaming penis.
lordwafflesbane@reddit
I believe Freud famously determined that cigarettes are already penises.
BigSweatyMen_@reddit
Google Wkuk nic-o-dic
HimikoTogaFromUSSR@reddit (OP)
Whoa, there is no new ideas under the Sun, lol :))
santient@reddit
Freud would approve
ToohotmaGandhi@reddit
No. I would probably pick up the habit then...
DukeofFairfax@reddit
Have seen cigars?