calculating the odds for this genetic lottery
Posted by WytLadyDiseaseFibro@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 110 comments
Posted by WytLadyDiseaseFibro@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 110 comments
Zenenator@reddit
MaraiaLou@reddit
I'm just gonna pretend OOP is from a bathhouse culture
grillboy_mediaman@reddit
i remember when i was a young boy visiting family in taiwan, i would shower with my cousins, also boys. i remember one funny comment, since i was circumcised and they weren't, where they basically asked me "why is it that americans insist on fancy penises?" which i thought was pretty funny. I also remember combining our piss streams, which was pretty fun.
Compay_Segundos@reddit
Why do you insist though?
I_Am_JesusChrist_AMA@reddit
What's wrong with a fancy penis? You don't put a little top hat on yours?
grillboy_mediaman@reddit
well, i don't, i didn't
FluffyBoiCat@reddit
Folk
CompressedWizard@reddit
Alert-Comment2286@reddit
"The Dick of My Father"
EquivalentSnap@reddit
I imagine his family is a nudist
WytLadyDiseaseFibro@reddit (OP)
i choose to believe this as well
BUF_Mosley@reddit
SeingaltUNo@reddit
ImScared93lol@reddit
https://i.redd.it/zauqxo9vkm3h1.gif
Brave33@reddit
troubleshoot04@reddit
TheTingel@reddit
This is the best first reply to see.
If you see this, you know the OP was cracked!
EuenovAyabayya@reddit
TANGO MIKE INDIA OVER
DM_cool_bird_pics@reddit
The aristocrats!
lefeuet_UA@reddit
Aristocrats shower daily
Real-AlGore@reddit
i mean it depends on the culture and time period
beingmemybrownpants@reddit
This
Marnot_Sades@reddit
glamatorculist@reddit
While I am disturbed that he knows all this about his own family, he is correct.
BANSHEE_47@reddit
LnDxLeo@reddit
Average Alabama researcher
HiveMindKing@reddit
Average German family
baz4k6z@reddit
Isn't it the swedish that have this family sauna tradition ?
finicky88@reddit
Hey that's only the Saarland, not all of us! The rest of us is into poop and feet.
Ok_Being4209@reddit
Saar, why do you redeem!
theredhound19@reddit
Kindly do the needful!
floydianvergil@reddit
πππ
Able_Caregiver8067@reddit
I am Bavarian, i am into girls with alcoholism
Sean-Benn_Must-die@reddit
thats not even a fetish, the only way yall reproduce is by meeting people at a bar, same shit in norway.
Cats_and_wine@reddit
standard bavarian things
Cats_and_wine@reddit
dont forget the dungeons!!
BrunesOvrBrauns@reddit
Why does it feel like you can insert any nationality into incest stereotypes? Like I'm never surprised I'm like oh yeah those guys get freaky not surprised π
ThisIsTrueCrime@reddit
Our woman have schnitzels and our men bratwursts.
Flashlight_Inspector@reddit
Average German humor
splashtext@reddit
Jawohl
MartianTourist@reddit
Here's something else for Anon to sniff
Nadiadain@reddit
Miss piggy is a lucky lady
Danijay2@reddit
Mushiren_@reddit
What I'd do to see the replies
BushWookie-Alpha@reddit
[Sweet Home Alabama INTENSIFIES]
fahaddemon@reddit
Bro knows his family, a true family man!!
edgynotemo@reddit
What an intimate family
RenovatedBeef@reddit
I have forgotten the dick of my father
Jakubisko@reddit
SunnyApex87@reddit
Man what the fuck
fluffynuckels@reddit
shroomigator@reddit
And just like that, America was great again.
Ora3le@reddit
Sethleoric@reddit
How the fuck does he know all this?
GATX303@reddit
The aristocrats?
Kyonizuka@reddit
I have so many questions.
sikkobok@reddit
Cheap ass rage bait that fails its aims
PhantomCruze@reddit
Sofagirrl79@reddit
https://i.redd.it/87pdzg3crn3h1.gif
kekistanmatt@reddit
There' sthe obvious sex stuff but, his dad only showers once a week?
Ok_Independence_2630@reddit
BlackestFlame@reddit
i get it
Cringeextraaxc@reddit
I know thatβs the joke and all, but why does anon know so much about his families genitalia
TheRicFlairDrip@reddit
They are nudists
Goingallinn@reddit
Sir, are you going to order now?
LivingintheKubrick@reddit
Danny-Fr@reddit
It's true in theory but in practice anon's mom and sister are the same person.
ZZTMF@reddit
o0SinnQueen0o@reddit
SturmGizmo@reddit
What about Grandma and Grandpa, We want to know everything.
Impressive-Door-2581@reddit
FrankSinatraCockRock@reddit
https://i.redd.it/s8h5kt61hm3h1.gif
85K5@reddit
WytLadyDiseaseFibro@reddit (OP)
lol
AwesomeHazz@reddit
Absolute tourists in here. This is an ancient pasta making its rounds especially in /fit/ for ages now.
peepeeinmypajts@reddit
They don't even down vote and call people new British cigarettes for asking greentext lingo questions. How the wizardly and subpar have fallen.
FailureToReason@reddit
petra_lenz@reddit
r/holup
FluffigerSteff@reddit
Ver_Nick@reddit
KsuhDilla@reddit
everyday we further stray from god
Zutroy2117@reddit
Lecteur_K7@reddit
CommunicationOk3766@reddit
Daddy, chill.
Tomboney@reddit
Is this the Donald talking about the fam?
AutismStickk@reddit
Disgusting but he's absolutely correct
unknownobject3@reddit
No sentence in this post is acceptable
I_Suck_At_This_Too@reddit
_BlackDove@reddit
MagicTriton@reddit
Ok_Charity_707@reddit
https://i.redd.it/kkztuaghhm3h1.gif
Amateurlapse@reddit
TurKiball@reddit
Worst day to have eyes
Jenkinswarlock@reddit
_sky12@reddit
Freud is pleased
VesselNBA@reddit
Morphling69@reddit
jesus fucking christ
Anariel_Elensar@reddit
add_sequence_OYSTER@reddit
Theseus505@reddit
Psyop cat.
forgettfulthinker@reddit
Somehow it gets worse
magnidwarf1900@reddit
No_Neat_6259@reddit
"yeah I'm from Alabama, how did you know?"
Kaeru-Sennin@reddit
_sky12@reddit
lewd-boy-o@reddit
UncleKeyPax@reddit
meowayne the cat orangeson is that you?
Schafer28@reddit
bratbarn@reddit
BestCap5066@reddit