ULPT - Help with a neighbor being entitled

Posted by Pubble1@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 20 comments

Hello everyone,

I recently bought an apartment with public parking spaces in front of the building. A neighbor from the adjacent building keeps lifting my windshield wipers whenever I park closer to their side, even though the parking area is public property owned by the local government. The spaces do not belong to her building, my building, or any individual resident — legally, anyone can park there.

The situation has escalated beyond that. She has also drawn inappropriate things on my car windows and behaves this way toward multiple people in the area. We even have her on camera. Unfortunately, in my country the footage cannot be used as legal evidence, and despite several police reports, nothing has been done.

People have tried speaking to her calmly and respectfully, but she continues yelling and insisting the parking belongs to her building, despite official documentation confirming it is public parking owned by the municipality.

At this point, it feels like ongoing harassment. Please help with any tips!

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Dangerous-Web-1962@reddit

piss disk

PimoCrypto777@reddit

Print a huge sticker on very thin paper that says "you park like an asshole" and stick it on the driver's side half of the windshield. And enjoy watching her trying to peel it off a little piece at a time.

No_Marketing7769@reddit

And they end up scratching it BAD

Hello_Hangnail@reddit

Bologna slices on her paint job

AnimalAkaWillum@reddit

Does your locale have a plant called poison ivy?

I would not rub it on her car door handles nor her front door handle.

Key-Candle8141@reddit

"in my country"? Feel like you might be leaving out context?

Necromartian@reddit

Yeah. They are Kim Yong Un.

No_Educator_6376@reddit

Put Vaseline on all the door handles so her hands get all greased up every time she opens the door

originalmango@reddit

A little on her windshield wipers would be a nice touch too.

That would take a while to clean up

Dougally@reddit

In this situation I prefer using dog shit under the door handles.

CountryBoyCanSurvive@reddit

I feel like this is a job for piss disks and liquid ass

IPlayFo4@reddit

Absolutely, figure out exactly where her vehicle takes air in through the cabin filter and spray it there. Except if ur on camera this could be iffy lol

AbruptMango@reddit

OP's problem is that video footage can't be used as evidence.

It's time to turn that hindrance into a superpower.

I like your style!

If video evidence can't be used, paint her car with brake fluid.

AugustusReddit@reddit

Get a posse of other affected car owners. Arrange a convenient time at night to meet and reposition her vehicle from the parking spot onto the road. Then alert the local police about an abandoned vehicle on the road. They'll call a tow company to move it... Repeat as necessary on random nights. Make sure to call from a public phone box, but different "concerned citizens" so it can't be classed as harassment.

ThatsHotHeiress@reddit

She might just be hungry, hangry. You should send her a ‘delicious’ lunch.

A note on her windshield stating “Sorry for the damage. I promise I won’t hit your car again”.

thegroucho@reddit

Loosen her tyres' valve stems, put a tiny pebble.

Unlike cutting the stem, or puncture, this isn't destruction of property.

Put bird seed on top of her car. Sure, nearby cars will get covered in bird shit too, but her will be covered most.

Stick a potato down the exhaust pipe.

Cable tie some sort of a rubber or silicone implement on the said exhaust pipe, preferably a rubber chicken, or some other things ... use your imagination what sort of things...