What did they do with Worf’s old spine?
Posted by strangway@reddit | TNG | View on Reddit | 146 comments
From 0516 “Ethics”. Great episode, lot of intriguing ethical questions about medical consent, scientific research, yadda, yadda…
Did they chuck his backbone in the bin? Give it to a targ like giving a dog a bone from a rack of BBQ ribs at the Memorial Day feast?
Where is Worf’s back?
adamwnotanumber@reddit
Gave it to this guy
jjreinem@reddit
Fed into the replicators, turned into food, then fed back into the replicators again. It's part of the great material craptinuum now.
smiley82m@reddit
My theory was always that a transporter and the replicator is the same technology. Only difference is a fresh data script of a person being transported is taken every time and a replicator is just using a filed away data script of the item. If they could combine the two then you'd never have illness again or aging. Everyone can have all knowledge from their life but look like they did going through the academy. Jean Luc could just have a younger heart. Kirk could have younger eyes.
jjreinem@reddit
That comes up a lot - but it's not really compatible with what we see in the show. Transporters have a MUCH higher resolution than replicators, meaning that if you wanted to store a pattern long term you'd need an impractical amount of storage space. They literally needed all the computer storage on DS9 just to hold the neural patterns of five people, and had to reconstitute the bodies on the holodeck to be driven around like meat-puppets to store the rest.
The closest you can get to long term storage of a transporter pattern is by constantly cycling the subject through the buffer - basically beaming them out into their own transporter. It's a pretty clever idea because lets them use the outgoing beam as external storage, expanding the effective size of the transporter buffer to be arbitrarily large. But it's risky since every time you send that signal out, you're going to get a little bit of data loss as it travels back. No one really cares if they lose 0.00001% of their body mass in a normal transport - it's probably nothing the body can't deal with on its own. But when it happens billions of times in a row without any kind of break...
Well, the odds of you rematerializing with a heart that looks like a block of Swiss cheese start getting hard to ignore.
paganmeghan@reddit
soup
powercrazy76@reddit
Gave it to Deanna. Ribbed for her pleasure ;-)
IDICPainter@reddit
On Picard's wall with the other skulls
AgarwaenCran@reddit
stock
Mediocre_Training453@reddit
Broke back Klingon, great movie I hear.
jrgkgb@reddit
It sold for about $1700
https://www.christies.com/en/lot/lot-4780118
GoldfishMotorcycle@reddit
Well I guess that answers the "where" question then.
Garret Wang's got it!
Spaceghost_84@reddit
And he’s gonna tell everyone with ears about how rude it was to him!
Producer1701@reddit
People stating the obvious again
DistributionMajor545@reddit
I can only assume you're a friend of DeSoto.
GoldfishMotorcycle@reddit
Best boss I ever had!
SleepWouldBeNice@reddit
Missed opportunity not to buy it for $1701
Wranorel@reddit
You mean 1701-Dollars?
Spaceghost_84@reddit
Strips of gold pressed latinum.
JayMerlyn@reddit
If whoever bought it reads this comment, they'll never forgive themselves.
strangway@reddit (OP)
I won’t.
strangway@reddit (OP)
What a difference $21 dollars could’ve made 😭
Spaceghost_84@reddit
Gowron: Duras has your back Worf. Most shameful.
Duras: I got it for three bars of latinum at an auction of medical waste! Poor Worf, the spineless petaQ!
Worf: glares
ShortBussyDriver@reddit
I'll give you about tree fitty.
NekoArtemis@reddit
"this prop features a row of spines that presumably protrude from Worf's back, the continuation of Worf's distinctive Klingon forehead ridges,"
Humans have those too? This Christie's employee needs to look at a spine.
baphometromance@reddit
Go put 'klingon spine' in a search engine and go to the image results. The description is perfectly succinct.
NekoArtemis@reddit
There's an image in the listing and this post. Maybe do the same for human spine and compare.
baphometromance@reddit
I wasnt clear enough, but searching would show you the exterior view of a klingon spine, including the visible ridges, which vary greatly from human physiology
TheVyper3377@reddit
They gave it to Riker so he can always have Worf’s back.
BK_0000@reddit
The Daystrom Institute took it in case they ever want to make an army of Clone Worfs (Worves?).
davepage_mcr@reddit
Star Trek: The Clone Worfs is the animated series we didn't know we needed.
mechinizedtinman@reddit
Worfi
MultiGeek42@reddit
How about an army of wareworfs?
strangway@reddit (OP)
Each clone smaller than the next. When stacked on top of each other, they form the scariest pyramid known in the Galaxy, and the spunkiest with sooo much team spirit!
wyldknightn87@reddit
Probably the same thing that they do with people’s appendixes and tonsils
outtatime369@reddit
The have it in the Shitty Daystrom sub on display
Peas-Of-Wrath@reddit
Recycled it in the replicator so there’s extra calcium for making food items.
trebuchetwins@reddit
in our day and age it's the norm to cremate "medical waste" (i.e. any biological material that's no longer needed). i would assume in the star trek universe it gets put in a sealed container and then teleported into the nearest sun, container and all.
strangway@reddit (OP)
Sounds like a space Viking funeral. Wait, are Klingons just space Vikings‽
trebuchetwins@reddit
i vote they are now.
cmpb@reddit
Space Spartan Bushido Vikings
Early_Hawk_8933@reddit
Made it into an organic chain saw band
PaleAd1124@reddit
Made bone broth
strangway@reddit (OP)
A delicious way to make a rokeg blood pie
DependentFun4921@reddit
The only way
GargamelLeNoir@reddit
In Klingon culture this kind of body parts would be gifted to a promising and beloved child to the person who lost it.
So I'm guessing Worf had it incinerated or something.
MaintenanceInternal@reddit
If they put it in the replicator they could turn it into anything, a dildo for barclay or a merkin for troy.
strangway@reddit (OP)
Why would he need a dildo when he has a holodeck full of sexy crew members he’s worked with?
MaintenanceInternal@reddit
He seems like the sort to ram it home and 'wear' it throughout the day.
777Danzig@reddit
Oh, I completely forgot this episode happened.
strangway@reddit (OP)
Vulcan mind meld
REMEMBER
AngrySoup@reddit
Well you had better remember from now on, mister!
bigknottywolf83@reddit
It’s in section 31’s Daystrom station next to Kirk’s bones.
BarefootJacob@reddit
Kirk's Bones survives tho, he's an admiral in Encounter at Farpoint...
beersadambeers@reddit
They ate it later in the food replicator.
9CaptainRaymondHolt9@reddit
https://i.redd.it/xl6pbxgy9k3h1.gif
Rhesusmonkeydave@reddit
That preposterous, if they launched it outside it might Klingon the hull
9CaptainRaymondHolt9@reddit
Dad? Did you finally get those smokes?
Odd-Fun-6042@reddit
Alexander?
PastorBlinky@reddit
https://i.redd.it/6vzaaz4tum3h1.gif
PastorBlinky@reddit
Jelaur09@reddit
Came back with the milk too, I guess.
Looks-Under-Rocks@reddit
Go home fellas, subreddit’s over
strangway@reddit (OP)
Probably hauled old Scotty out of mothballs on Norpin to play the bagpipe for Worf’s back funeral.
strangway@reddit (OP)
Amaaaaazing graaaaaace 🫡
Of all the backs I’ve have known, his was the most human.
kclark1980@reddit
You know that flute picard has with the white mouthpiece?
TheZooCreeper@reddit
Collectors guild. If Lower Decks had gotten a season 6, it would have come up.
TheSwissdictator@reddit
Worf uses it as a back scratcher.
0sometimessarah0@reddit
Asking for a friend?
strangway@reddit (OP)
A blue barrel fell on my back and I need a new back so I can get my life back. Again.
MuseoRidiculoso@reddit
Cast a mold of it and made those spine candles in Remus’s office at Hogwarts.
Lonely_Text_9795@reddit
If worf had his way he would've had it forged into a batleth
BoredBSEE@reddit
strangway@reddit (OP)
Mario Bat’lethi over here
Soonerpalmetto88@reddit
Made a spine'leth out of it.
GlitchTheFox@reddit
Fed it into the replicators for that organic material.
strangway@reddit (OP)
I dunno, is the replicator a Blendtec? bc that thing looks like it’d clog the system, it’s so jagged
ForgeoftheGods@reddit
Maybe it was given to the blue barrel for a trophy.
McBloggenstein@reddit
Haha someone needs to edit a holodeck training program for Worf where he goes around dodging and deflecting blue barrels.
CeruleanEidolon@reddit
It's just Donkey Kong.
Parallax2799@reddit
In true Klingon spirit, he should have chained a spiked ball to the end and used it as a mace or worn it as a replacement for his sash.
sorcerersviolet@reddit
Or used it as a whip, a la the mythological dullahan.
TheClosetIsOnFire@reddit
Jokes aside that would be cool af
CeruleanEidolon@reddit
Except he'd have to be constantly explaining what happened to break his back in the first place. "It was... a barrel. A blue one."
DoiliesAplenty@reddit
Great thread 😂
zzupdown@reddit
I think the Predator has it.
strangway@reddit (OP)
Predator vs Klingon would make a great movie.
Maybe someone will come to their senses at Paramount and do this instead of more silly TV shows where Starfleet officers bump fists and talk like kids in 2020. “Warp speed. Let’s gooooooooo! Dope.”
Dave_green87@reddit
Maybe ask the Daystrom institute? Seemed recently they're collecting all sorts of dead body parts. 😅
HDM-12345@reddit
They gave it to the Moopsy.
dividezero@reddit
Stuck it in the matter recycler. Just forgot what it was called but it got turned into food and stuff
PauseAffectionate720@reddit
Smithsonian acquisition
strangway@reddit (OP)
Or maybe the first item acquired by Kivas Fajo, after his time in Will Riker’s Island prison.
chronopoly@reddit
Riker convinced them to let him have it then he hit it away for a couple of years until just the right moment then when he was on a dangerous away mission with Worf, he said “don’t worry, Worf. I’ve got your back,” then pulled out the spine and laughed and laughed and laughed.
strangway@reddit (OP)
Freeze frame. Roll credits.
A Stephen J. Cannell Production
dufflebag7@reddit
Baked it into a cake. With mint frosting.
strangway@reddit (OP)
Mmm…cellular peptides
I_lenny_face_you@reddit
Don’t be silly.
Targs were said in S1 to be more like kitty cats.
strangway@reddit (OP)
Martok had a targ that was dog-like.
Maybe Klingon targ are like the common ancestor of dogs and cats on Earth.
mz_groups@reddit
Seriously, I'm surprised they didn't utilize the surgical capabilities of transporter technology more often. The ability to literally move things around, or inside or outside the body, would have been very useful for surgical techniques!
strangway@reddit (OP)
With a 37% success rate (before Worf’s miraculous recovery), that genetronic whosawhatsit probably didn’t appeal to many.
And Worf had multiple backup organs, unlike most humanoids.
GarySe7en@reddit
Minsk
Deraj2004@reddit
Guinan had it for lunch, an old El Aurian delicacy.
strangway@reddit (OP)
I’ve had Vietnamese oxtail phở, it’s exactly the same as El Aurian Worf’s Backstew
Algolvega@reddit
Braised in prune juice from the Q bottle.
MrEPCOT@reddit
You can ask Jadzia, but she probably won't tell you.
themastermatt@reddit
They made it Alexander's guardian
strangway@reddit (OP)
Fickle-Banana-923@reddit
To be fair, Alexander's probably better off.
kwjyibo@reddit
Played it in gold and hung it up in crushers office, like the model ships in the observation lounge.
gdim15@reddit
She just has a wall of gold plated organs she's removed over the years.
Public_Kaleidoscope6@reddit
Is it next to Picard’s heart?
strangway@reddit (OP)
Alongside her gold-plated Locutus implants, including a Borg athletic cup for his twig ‘n berries.
runnindrainwater@reddit
That’s in Pulaski’s wall.
thedudeadapts@reddit
https://i.redd.it/6j14zcakek3h1.gif
elihu@reddit
Someone with entirely too much time on their hands bought it in an online auction to use as one of the bone dragons in an animatronic model recreation of Castlevania level 4.
(This explanation works equally well regardless if we're talking about Worf's actual spine in-universe or if we're talking about the fate of the show prop.)
Church-lincoln@reddit
They gave it to spot to chew on
PastorNTraining@reddit
Bev walked it over to the replicator so it’s material can be recycled. Enjoys your Hasperat.
ExtremePiglet@reddit
Mmmmm.....Briney
PastorNTraining@reddit
A true fan! A TRUE fan! You know your Klingons.
robotbigfoot@reddit
Garret Wang bought it.
Significant_Hand_735@reddit
Turned into a shoe rack
HalJordan2525@reddit
Picard stapled it to the back of his raccoon hat. He runs around the ship yelling “I’m Davy Crockett!”
ernster96@reddit
They donated it to the Mortal Kombat museum.
ScientistMaximum3774@reddit
Soup stock
Sea-Quality4726@reddit
Mummified in a box on a random colony. It costs 5 darseks to get a look.
Stagger1911@reddit
What clip was this from? That canceled klingon homo show?
security-six@reddit
Targ food
Admiralspandy@reddit
Soup
Robman0908@reddit
It was part of the Enterprise D’s trophy room.
ComprehensiveCup7104@reddit
Trashy_Cappy@reddit
Set_the_Mighty@reddit
Worf made a badass battleth handle out of it.
HisDivineOrder@reddit
Picard mounted it on his wall as a trophy. When Troi crashed the D into a planet, it went missing. Later, a Ferengi scavanged the leftover wreckage and found it. They took the trophy back and sold it online to an anonymous customer.
Eventually, after a series of resales it wound up on a half human, half Klingon klutz's wall. He swore to everyone it was the spine of his greatest enemy.
He thought it a lie but in fact it was accidentally true.
younocallMkII@reddit
Hillary Clinton lookalike took it with her for research exploits?
Choice_Chocolate5866@reddit
put it in cryogenic storage as a tertiary spine.
cwatson214@reddit
Put it in the barrel, as a treat
makemyowngoodnews@reddit
This is the one I was looking for. K’plah.
christhomasburns@reddit
used it to make stock
Northwindlowlander@reddit
I like to imagine he stuck it in the space attic along with the big box his tv came in, his old toaster, 3 tins of dried up paint, and all the other stuff he doesn't have any use for but can't quite bring himself to throw away.
thedudeadapts@reddit
Pretty sure you see it hanging up in his quarters on DS9 in that episode where he...where Kurn comes back.
steak820@reddit
Gave it to Barclay, that's why in later episodes he got a spine.
bbbourb@reddit
Warranty return?
Lost_Balloon_@reddit
Soup.
Delicious-Gap-6678@reddit
Absent some religious issue, it would go the same place as all biological waste--right back into the system.
GoatApprehensive9866@reddit
It propped up a BBQ spit
bebopmechanic84@reddit
I think the answer leads to another question:
What did Worf do with his spine?
(Answer he prob hung it on his wall)
Greedy_Section2894@reddit
Daystrom