"Proof that Christianity stole Jesus from the Egyptians???"
Posted by Greenville_Gent@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 69 comments
(Repost from a Facebook group called Mithradates Eupator)
lebowski-ModTeam@reddit
STOP POSTING THIS
Silly-Platform9829@reddit
Dios mio!
vexed_fuming@reddit
Horus and me are gonna fuck you up.
sharks@reddit
Tutankhamun draws a lot of water in this town. You don’t draw shit
ChinaCatProphet@reddit
The inbred boy King? Say what you like about Khufu but atleast pyramid building is an ethos!
Electric_Apricot2112@reddit
The Pharaoh with the cleft asshole?
WihannBotha1@reddit
Yeah, well....that's just like...your opinion...man.
Scuba_Steve_500@reddit
Well, we just don’t know, dude
Curious_george1567@reddit
From Moses to Sandy Koufax
ChinaCatProphet@reddit
Goddammit Walter, what's this got to do with Egyptian multitheism?
Curious_george1567@reddit
Well there isnt a literal connection
KurtVongole@reddit
Dioses mios, mang
vexed_fuming@reddit
Fuckin’ Anubis. That creep can roll, man.
Several_Dark_7711@reddit
Yeah, but he's a mummifier, Dude
ChinaCatProphet@reddit
Please, weigher of the heart is the preferred nomenclature.
Several_Dark_7711@reddit
Walter, we're not talking about someone who built the Hall of Two Truths here
ChinaCatProphet@reddit
I too dabbled with the Book of the Dead. Not in 'Nam ofcourse.
Several_Dark_7711@reddit
3,000 years of beautiful tradition from the pre-dynastic people to the Theodosian Decrees - you better BELIEVE I'm livin' in the Goddamn fuckin' past!!
Smooth_Milk_4189@reddit
What's a mummifier walter?
al3x_7788@reddit
Jesús.
jayhof52@reddit
That hieroglyph really tied the chamber together.
ChinaCatProphet@reddit
He said take any antiquity in the house.
jayhof52@reddit
I’ll suck your ankh for a thousand stater.
ChinaCatProphet@reddit
I'm just going to find a money changer...
Illustrious_You_6210@reddit
That jackal can roll, Dude.
1lard4all@reddit
Jackal is not the preferred term
Illustrious_You_6210@reddit
Canid-Egyptian, if you please.
faucetpants@reddit
What are you, a fucking palace ranger now?
RootHogOrDieTrying@reddit
Also Dude, let's not forget—let's not forget—that the story of Horus, born of a virgin... that ain't original either!
jeepster61615@reddit
Everything is a fucking travesty with you...
itzTHATgai@reddit
He's a god. With a record.
solidus0079@reddit
Nobody f*cks with the Anubus.
Johnny_Five5151@reddit
solidus0079@reddit
Johnny_Five5151@reddit
Beat me to it! You Magnificent Bastard!
Fun-Lengthiness-7493@reddit
This might be my favorite thread of Reddit ever.
Armored-Elder@reddit
You brought the fucking jackal bowling?
SuperMIK2020@reddit
I’m not buying it a beer
Smooth_Milk_4189@reddit
Fucking jackal has fucking papers
al2o3cr@reddit
You brought Anubis bowling?
Smooth_Milk_4189@reddit
I didn't buy him a beer, he's not taking your fucking turn
Ok-Adeptness3884@reddit
I dig your pyramid, Jackie; completely unspoiled.
Neither-Bag7127@reddit
Of course this contravenes a number of the league's bylaws.
Unable_Lime_2903@reddit
Let's NOT forget, Dude that keeping wildlife, a Jackal's head, for uh, domestic, you know, as a body part - that aint legal either.
WihannBotha1@reddit
What are you a fuckin Warden of the Nile Reeds now?
2wheelsThx@reddit
I just want to understand this sir, every time the Jesus/Anubis picture is shared upon in this fair subreddit, I have to upvote the post?
kinkyslc1@reddit
That some sort of Eastern thing?
WihannBotha1@reddit
Far from it.
GrimeyJosh@reddit
The fuckin sphinx has fucking papers
WihannBotha1@reddit
Over the DUNE!!
Slight-Ad-6553@reddit
any relations to Cynthia Pomeranian, it got papers?
IllDragonfly6730@reddit
Not in 'nam of course.
Minute_University_98@reddit
That rug really tied the Pharaohcy together did it not.
Unable_Lime_2903@reddit
They embalmed a ringer for a ringer, man!
WelpThatHappened81@reddit
😂
Dylan_Is_Gay_lol@reddit
What's this hieroglyphics shit?! What's this boo shit, mang?!
eajags@reddit
Cleopatra and me, we're gonna fuck you up man
Farabeuf@reddit
New shit has come to light
vhmike@reddit
Hey, that's my robe
Ok_Bank_5950@reddit
Yeah dude but hes a pervert
Rizos28@reddit
New shit has come to light, man!
anakinburningalive@reddit
Four thousand year olds, dude.
Blueberry_Mancakes@reddit
"Who the fuck are the Egyptians?"
"It's a wandering pharaoh job."
faucetpants@reddit
What is this day of rest bullshit?
CriticalSuit1336@reddit
You said it, man! Nobody f%%%s with Anubis.
SeaBag8211@reddit
3000 years of beautiful tradition.
2nd2lastdragon@reddit
8000 year olds dude
AgileDrag1469@reddit
If you will it, it is no dream 🎳
LeJugeTi@reddit
This is bush-league psych out stuff !