I call this "Never again"
Posted by dzemperzapedra@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 49 comments
Posted by dzemperzapedra@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 49 comments
Metalhead123123@reddit
wait thats actually pretty decent, i would eat that
dzemperzapedra@reddit (OP)
Hey I ate it too, cheers
ehejueurjs@reddit
Just eat tuna bro with a side of crackers😅😅
dzemperzapedra@reddit (OP)
Funny you say that
https://imgur.com/a/7sJJAUC
ehejueurjs@reddit
🤣
Salohacin@reddit
Looks like a poor man's Martino
https://njam.tv/recepten/broodje-martino
Fit_Carpet_364@reddit
Tiny weiners and tiny pickles. This can't be a an accident. Is there something you want to tell us, OP?
dzemperzapedra@reddit (OP)
What say you now
https://imgur.com/a/a1RRPZA
Fit_Carpet_364@reddit
Is that a threat?
dzemperzapedra@reddit (OP)
No, that's a Frankfurter hotdog
Fit_Carpet_364@reddit
Okay, since I'm clearly dealing with a genius, riddle me this - if a hot dog isn't asandwich because it only has one piece of bread,
dzemperzapedra@reddit (OP)
It's a trick question, it obviously has two pieces of bread, if you cut it in half
Fit_Carpet_364@reddit
So does one piece of bread.
dzemperzapedra@reddit (OP)
Exactly, hence, mayonnaise is NOT an instrument!
Fit_Carpet_364@reddit
My mind....
SlipperyGibbet@reddit
dzemperzapedra@reddit (OP)
Yesssssssss
erect_dragonly@reddit
It has mustard and gherkins. Would eat it. One note: needs more mustard and lose the ketchup
sonofsophia333@reddit
Absolutely lose the ketchup but I'd slice up the gherkins or try to dice them and maybe add some chopped up red onion.
dzemperzapedra@reddit (OP)
They're sliced in half horizontally
Vexmythoclastt@reddit
Good lord. Throw this shit out the window 💀
dzemperzapedra@reddit (OP)
No!
geoffcalls@reddit
I call it half and half! Don't you like mixing sauces in? Did you think to try and slice gherkins? . We live and learn!
dzemperzapedra@reddit (OP)
Don't like mixing anything with mustard, but gherkins are sliced in half in fact, horizontally
elijahlalonde@reddit
the pickles are ass so this one is trash 🗑️
dzemperzapedra@reddit (OP)
They're very good actually
Soviet134@reddit
At least chop the pickles man
dzemperzapedra@reddit (OP)
They're sliced in half in fact, that's the best I can do for you
sonofsophia333@reddit
Wait how many hot dogs are in the bun?
dzemperzapedra@reddit (OP)
4 but those are mini dogs
msteph39@reddit
😂😂 I had to go back and look lol
sonofsophia333@reddit
Looks like four
jason360@reddit
This looks like someone who doesn't live in the u.s. trying their best at making a hot dog
dzemperzapedra@reddit (OP)
You say that like it's a bad thing
ShadowMask87@reddit
This is a good example of how throwing the right ingredients together isn't doing enough.
dzemperzapedra@reddit (OP)
Why, I couldn't decide between ketchup hot dogs and mustard hot dogs, so I made an executive decision
ShadowMask87@reddit
Well, typically ketchup and or mustard on a hotdog is good. So what went wrong?
claremontmiller@reddit
I agree, the ketchup was a poor decision
STRYED0R@reddit
Ok...Hear me out. Bread looks decent.
Add a few raclette cheese and wrap in tinfoil in the oven for 10-20mins (need a tiny hole for exhaust).
Far-Wall436@reddit
More dog man
CreeepyUncle@reddit
You say that now…
miketugboat@reddit
This is the Naperville dog
SnorkinOrkin@reddit
I could have used that bun on my hotdog today!!
Massive-Entry-7916@reddit
Hot cucumber
Snoo_67993@reddit
Get some proper sausages instead of slop make out of pigs arseholes.
Hopeful_Pear_8747@reddit
Bro throw on some sliced onion and dig in? Big boy ball park frank in the making right here
ShadowMask87@reddit
Tell me you warmed the hot dogs
dzemperzapedra@reddit (OP)
They were just boiled, so hot as hell in fact
OldTotal7550@reddit
Can I cry on it ?