What is your go to chippy/takeaway order?

Well, this isn't a go to, since it was a one off occasion, but I'm a big Hull City fan, and had a bet on since December for Hull City to get promoted, came in on Saturday and won £300. Ordered a 1/2lb cheeseburger, 10" doner pizza, XL Doner Kebab, Large portion of chips, and they sent a free cheesy garlic bread too. This was all for myself, I live alone. Lasted 2 whole days and had about 35 cans of stella over those days to go with it. Incredible weekend, but I still feel slightly sick.

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SnooEpiphanies8006@reddit

I'm from. Hull, I praise you and your menu

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JuggernautPretend208@reddit

Large sausage (to share with the dog), chicken and mushroom pie (to share with the wife), large chips (same), pineapple fritter which I've never known if it's meant for afters but I cut it up and eat it with the chips, salt, vinegar and ketchup

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Edibleflowerpot@reddit

I love that you get a large sausage to share with your dog so he doesn’t feel left out 🥰

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meatflaps-69@reddit

Haddock supper, single battered haggis, 2 pickled onions.

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Opening-Fortune4@reddit

Batteries haggis is the treat every time I’m in Scotland

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Mikey463@reddit

I would love to try battered haggis. Love haggis. Is this a norm for chippy's in Scotland?

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Iwantedalbino@reddit

Jumbo haddock supper

Steak pie chaser, although usually scoffed walking home.

Deep fried Mars bar (with a little salt and vinegar)

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herwiththepurplehair@reddit

I see you and raise you a haggis pouch supper with curry sauce

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Whodeytim@reddit

Steak and kidney pie, orange chips, curry sauce

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Consistent-Star-5798@reddit

Fishcake supper

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reallydeleted@reddit

Large battered sausage, cheesy chips and cheesy chicken balls that my local makes

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DaisyLea59@reddit

Large cod, scallops, curry sauce for dipping. And maybe a savoury cake if I'm feeling extra greedy. Lashings of salt and vinegar. Bread and real butter at home!

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revrobuk1957@reddit

Depends…

It’s either cod, chips, and mushy peas with a couple of spoonfuls of the wife’s gravy. That is the choice for when I don’t want leftovers for the following day.

When I want leftovers I have char siu foo yung with chips, salt and pepper ribs, and prawn crackers. The wife has a special chow mein. The portions at our chippy mean that there’s plenty for that night’s tea and the next day’s lunch.

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Otherwise-Plane8282@reddit

Mine depends on what mood I’m in it’s either cod or two spam fritters with chips & curry sauce

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trainpk85@reddit

A battered sausage and a chip butty with a can of irn bru. Used to be lilt but you can’t get it anymore.

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PaulBradley@reddit

It's an absolute crime that Lilt got discontinued

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PaulBradley@reddit

Small chips, large fish, large curry sauce please boss man.

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Jonseroo@reddit

Large chips. We're vegetarian and I don't think they sell anything else we can eat. Chips are nice, though.

We used to go to the other chip shop that had lovely battered onion rings, but then to save money they started making them with sellotape instead of onions. They have closed down now.

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LoudCar7846@reddit

Have you ever tried vegan (banana blossom) mock fish & chips? I'm not veggie but it was a tasty alternative.

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Jonseroo@reddit

Good call. I will suggest it to my family.

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spikewilliams2@reddit

Have you made sure they don't fry in beef fat, and do they fry the chips in the same oil as the fish and sausages?

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Jonseroo@reddit

I can't remember if we asked the first time we went. We very rarely eat chips.

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Spikyleaf69@reddit

At the chippy tandoori chicken kebab & battered chips. I make sumac red onions at home to go with it.

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cornflakegirl658@reddit

Chicken and mushroom pie and cheesy chips with gravy and mushy peas. Pickled egg and bread sometimes too

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Historical_Owl2154@reddit

Battered sausage, chips and curry sauce

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AirlineSevere7456@reddit

My wife and I share a Haddock, regular chips and large mushy peas for 15 quid all in.
Haddock is always huge and the chips ridiculously over generous.

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Clive_Trotter75@reddit

Chips, large battered sausage, pea wet & a buttered barm

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Seaside83@reddit

Wigan, by any chance?

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Clive_Trotter75@reddit

😁

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Seaside83@reddit

It's the only place I've ever heard the words "pea wet", often following the words "smack barm"!

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Clive_Trotter75@reddit

A smack barm with pea wet is a beautiful thing 🤤

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EatingCoooolo@reddit

I usually just buy the chips as I’m scared of batter and ai’ll make pan fried fish at home LOL

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SameCollege4578@reddit

Chips, sausage and gravy with an obscene amount of salt and vinegar

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Gelkoid@reddit

Haggis supper

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ender3sam@reddit

Pudding dinner.

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Waftycrank69@reddit

I have two "regular" chippy orders, depending on mood - Meat pie, chips & large curry with a buttered bun or chicken & mushroom pie, chips, large peas, large gravy, jumbo sausage and a bun.

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MadWorldEarth@reddit

Cod/haddock/plaice & chips.

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Ok-Pumpkin-6203@reddit

Varies. If I was at the chippy now I would get...

Large cod and chips, and a saveloy while I am waiting for the fish to be cooked.

Peas and a can of Rio would complete the order.

When I get home and realise I can probably eat no more than two thirds of it and I reflect on the cost, I will have a little weap.

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Pat00tie@reddit

What’s a saveloy?

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JorgiEagle@reddit

Type of sausage

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GrumpyOlBastard@reddit

What's a weap?

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JorgiEagle@reddit

Chicken burger, lettuce and mayo bun, cheese, sweet chili sauce, and a side of mozzarella sticks. Let it sit for a minute to lose the heat

Used to work in a chippy, wasn’t too hot on fish, but I got addicted to that meal (used to get one free one every shift)

To the point I wouldn’t even need to ask for it, sometimes when my boss sent me on my break, he already had it ready.

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Mikey463@reddit

Cod and chips with a side order of jumbo battered sausage.

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Alicam123@reddit

As shameful as it sounds at the age of 38,
mc Donald’s 😂

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Tonybeetswannabe@reddit

Chips and Curry

Nice soft bap

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BiteSnap@reddit

Haddock, chips and curry sauce with scraps

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darkarcher9210@reddit

Chippy (home) - chips, peas, steak and kidney pudding and gravy Takeaway - large donner kebab, chilli and garlic mayo and cheesey chips

Chippy (work) - chips and English curry on a barm

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Stevebwrw@reddit

Steak Pudding, (none of that nasty kidney stuff!) large chips, large curry sauce, bread and butter, with two cans of lager. That'll fill you up!

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Either_Reality3687@reddit

Cod & chips and gravy - yum A donner wrap with garlic sauce and chips Sometimes a spam fritter and sausage. Fish pattie (fish cake) slice of potato fish potato.

Just depends on what I'm in the mood for

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CobaltOkk@reddit

Haddock, chips, wally, curry sauce.

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Green-Froyo-7533@reddit

Chips, Yorkshire fishcake and curry, if eating at home I add Australian chip spice.

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Intrepid_Bearz@reddit

Large chips and a plain burger - no salad, no sauce.
Coke.

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CosetElement-Ape71@reddit

Large cod/haddock, large fries with salt & vinegar, onion rings, pickled egg and curry sauce. Get in

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Thunderchief1@reddit

Chips, large battered sausage, curry sauce. nom.

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TequilaMockingbirds8@reddit

Babbies ‘ed, chips, gravy, mushy peas and curry sauce, yes I’m a fan of the moist 😂 potato scallop as a waiting snack if I’m particularly hungry

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penciliq@reddit

2 savaloy and smallest chips. Sometimes 1 sav 1SiB and small chips

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ManicWolf@reddit

Chips and potato scollops. Sometimes some battered mushrooms or onion rings.

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Srapture@reddit

Savaloy and medium chips that have been absolutely obliterated with salt and vinegar. Swimming!

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Berkulese@reddit

Hungry: large cod and chips.

Less hungry: steak pie and chips.

Add my own salt and vinegar at home, cos I'm usually sharing the chips with people who prefer not. Pie gets worcestershire sauce

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shmokeandapankekk@reddit

Meat pie peas and gravy

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klaushkee@reddit

Chips

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UpseyDai5y@reddit

Battered chips, haddock, curry sauce. Yum, loads of salt and vinegar and some bread and butter (not from the chippy).

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eldunenorap@reddit

Cod and chips, or steak pudding and chips. Both with mushy peas.

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Complaint-Bulky@reddit

Probably very basic but lamb doner with chips, salt and vinegar, mint sauce and mayonnaise.

Worth mentioning though I'm in the black country so I also have orange chips, aka the best chips in the country.

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atomicsiren@reddit

Fish mini mix.

It’s a small fish in a tray with chips, peas and gravy. The chippy’s regular portions are ridiculously large, so a mini mix is just enough and I don’t end up throwing half a ton of chips away.

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hasimirrossi@reddit

The “Robbie Coltrane” was an off-menu special at L’Alba D’Oro in Edinburgh: double fish and chips, sausage, a slice of pizza and four Irn Brus (a meal, legend has it, that Coltrane once polished off while waiting for a taxi).

From an old Popbitch email.

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Southernbeekeeper@reddit

There use to be a burger van in the commando training centre in Lymstone which did a captain kirk burger. It was a double cheese burger in a tray with two battered sausages to look like the enterprise and a load of chips in the space between.

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Iwantedalbino@reddit

I forget exactly what’s in it but the Scooby Burger of Glaswegian folklore is a treat.

I’m paraphrasing from memory but it was essentially one of everything on the menu in a bun. So burger, cheeseburger, bacon, link sausage, square sausage, tattie scone, egg. The pro move was to eat while it was still half in the bag so anything falling out got caught in the brown bag and swirled in the leaking yolk. It started at the burger van on woodlands road but i introduced it to the one between uni and my flat so I didn’t have to walk that far for one.

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Another_Random_Chap@reddit

Steak & kidney pie, large sausage, large chips.

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t_beermonster@reddit

Chippy: Large Haddock and Chips with Curry Sauce and Mushy Peas.

Chinese: Salt and Chilli Ribs, Pancake Roll, Salt and Chilli Squid, Ginger and Spring Onion Char Sui, Singapore Fried Rice.

Indian: Fish Pakora, Saag Paneer, Roshoon Mirch Gobi, Garlic Naan, 3*Chapati, Pilau Rice.

Kebab: Large mixed kebab.

Pizza: 12" Mexicana.

Thai: Tord mon Pla, Laab Gai, Pad Ka-Praw (pork), Khaow Neaw.

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bostongarden@reddit

US person - do you folks across the pond only do battered fish, or is dredge a thing there?

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bethjnott@reddit

Chips, cheese and gravy

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freckledcupcake@reddit

Small fish supper with salt & sauce.

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Electronic-Sound331@reddit

Smokey sausage, chips, gravy and mushy peas. Used to be saveloy instead of the smokey but nowhere round here seems to do them anymore 💔

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Hair_of_the_cat_@reddit

Cod, chips, curry sauce and mushy peas or if a curry - chicken tikka pathia, sag paneer, mushroom rice and a garlic naan. Both my local places have portions big enough for me and my little girl to share. The curry place is so good and does that whole meal for a tenner

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mooohaha64@reddit

Fish bits and chips, 2 battered sausage, mushy peas and scraps + 3 maybe 4 slices of bread and butter.

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skrew86@reddit

Large fish (haddock) chips and mushy peas

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Dharl61@reddit

Used to be Large Cod, Large Chips and a pea fritter.

However as am getting older it’s a couple of Cod Bites or a small cod and share a medium chips with my wife. For some reason in last 4-8 years I have not seen a pea fritter on the menu and am met with blank stars when I ask the star.

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Brilliant_Charity_29@reddit

Jumbo sausage, chips, salt and vinegar, curry sauce for dunking not pouring.

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CrustyHumdinger@reddit

I'm not a fried fish fan. Pie, chips and mushy peas

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jazfrenchy@reddit

Cheesy chips and a side of mushy peas

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pete00000@reddit

Pudding, chips, peas and gravy on a tray.

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ginger-tiger108@reddit

Scollops, carton of curry, cheese pie and a can of coke!

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Hot-Box1054@reddit

Cod, small portion of chips with salt and vinegar, mushy peas and tartar sauce.

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fourroam@reddit

Cruelty free

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deadgoodundies@reddit

Cone of chips, battered cod, Jumbo battered sausage (that I can scoff in the car so my wife doesn't catch me) and Irish curry.

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Old_Shelter_6783@reddit

Scampi and chips.

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Stefgrep66@reddit

On the very rare occasion we have a chippy, Cod freshly cooked, chips lashings of salt and vinegar and minted mushy peas

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strawberry-ninja@reddit

Chips cheese & gravy. With a side of scampi. Lots of salt & vinegar.

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Green-Dragon-14@reddit

Half rice half chips & curry with a fish cake. My sons is fish, chips & curry sauce.

Way back when we would take our own plates to the chippy, they would warm them & always give you more. Oh & scraps were free (as well as gravy & pea-wet).

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Diddleymaz@reddit

Chips and mushy peas. )I am vegan) so always check the chips are cooked separately

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Elmindreda84@reddit

Kids fish bites and chips, mushy peas, gravy and a spring roll if available

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SpectreSingh89@reddit

Large Chips with salt n vinegar.

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UpsetIllustrator7@reddit

Keep it real

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wetlettuce42@reddit

Sometimes if the mood is right ill have a doner kebab sometimes ill have a little bit of fish and chips

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cheeseismyname@reddit

2 battered jumbo sausages chips and gravy

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RedGodzilla7@reddit

Haddock, large chips and normal peas. T-cake and a can. It’s around £15 which is just ridiculous.

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bigdaveygeorge@reddit

Chip cob, fish, curry sauce, covered in as much salt and vinegar as possible, can of dandelion and burdock

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MrBoggles123@reddit

The fish has gone downhill at our local chippy of late so most likely a steak pudding with chips and gravy or a spam fritters if I'm feeling like something really greasy.

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Professional_Sand502@reddit

Special haddock, chips and scraps, salted to death at the station, Chinese curry sauce large and a dandelion and burdock (can not bottle)

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SeaFun4749@reddit

Curry,cheese and chips

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Useful_Tear1355@reddit

Chip muffin with peas on and ketchup if I’m ordering by myself!! I will sometimes share fish and chips with my mum.

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TheMoonatMidnight@reddit

Go to is a chicken fried rice with bbq sauce and spring rolls (add sausage if I’m hungry!)

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danjimian@reddit

Rock, chips, battered sausage, mushy peas

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Competitive-Guava933@reddit

Battered sausage chips and gravy

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the01li3@reddit

Battered sausage, chips, curry sauce (i would get fish but with the prices of them now...)

Pizza with whatever toppings

The messiest burger in the menu

Some form of sweet and spicy curry with a rice (price dependent, coconut/special fried/chicken fried/lemon fried).

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lonesome_mum@reddit

Either a haddock supper with a side of mozzy sticks or a battered smoked sausage and cheesy chips

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mcwibs@reddit

Haddock, chips, mushy peas

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One-One6017@reddit

Exactly this

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sleepy-popcorn@reddit

Small fish, large chips. If I have plenty of time I add a spring roll too.

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squirrelfoot@reddit

Scallops and chips when I am feeling extravagent or a fish supper with vinegar.

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thejaffacakewitch@reddit

Chips with curry sauce.

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Lucathedonny@reddit

Why’s fish and chips well expensive now, anyways… regular fish, chips and mushy peas and gravy CANT GO WRONG

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notthetalkinghorse@reddit

Haddock, chips, large mushy peas and very occasionally a battered sausage to eat on the way home.

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OMITN@reddit

Rarely have takeaways (live in the country, easier to eat out). When I do:
- Good Friday: cod and chips (just salt, no vinegar) with mushy peas
- Takeaway: Italian style pizza. Occasional Dominos if the wife wants it - I think it’s rank

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Aggravating_Paper982@reddit

Fish cake chips and mushy peas

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Lymbo55@reddit

Fish cake, chips, mushy peas, salt and LOTS of vinegar

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doctorliaratsone@reddit

Large Plaice, chips and a gherkin with tartare sauce

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TheeHappyDude@reddit

Cod, chips, scallop, curry sauce (separate for dipping) Sometimes a steak pudding instead of fish.

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r_mutt69@reddit

Scallops are awesome. I’m also with you on the fish:steak pudding topic. Either are just as good. Also a fan of keeping the curry:gravy separate. We are like takeaway twins!

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someguyontheweb99@reddit

Chips battered sausage curry sauce and a can of irn bru

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ineedathrowaway694@reddit

Chicken chow mein and salt & pepper spare ribs!! Eating it now actually- delicious

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Beneficial_Ear9631@reddit

Haddock, chips, ketchup (for the fish), curry sauce (for the chips), s&v. Can of dandelion and burdock. Mushy peas if I'm feeling healthy lol.

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Sad-Wrap6555@reddit

deep fried pizza 1x battered hamburger, 1x battered sausage, 1x fish supper 2x pickles

split 2 ways except the pickles

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yellowpages2k8@reddit

Scampi, small chips, curry sauce and plain sausage

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Lollygagger105@reddit

Chips, or chip butty. And if I’m back in the motherland of the South, a wally.

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yellowpages2k8@reddit

Scampi, small chips, curry sauce and plain sausage

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RanaBufo@reddit

Haddock, chips and gravy , or battered jumbo sausage, chips and gravy. Both possibky with a bread cake, always with chip spice. I physically cannot eat an unspiced chip.

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LongEarBatman@reddit

Rock and chips, hard to get these days though

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CodingRaver@reddit

Fish cake!!

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Most_Average_Joe@reddit

Depends on the budget and the chippy.
Going all out. Salt and Pepper special, Salt and Pepper chips and a pot of sweet and sour/BBQ sauce.

Other than that it’s either a curry, rice and chips or a just a fish and chips (with pot of sauce: curry/bbq/sweat and sour).

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runforseven@reddit

Haddock, chips, curry sauce, scraps, loads of salt and vinegar

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Xenozip3371Alpha@reddit

Jumbo Sausage and Chips, every time.

I go once every 2 weeks or so, lunchtime offer's £5.10 and it's a decent sized portion of chips.

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lastaccountgotlocked@reddit

Chips, battered sausage, curry sauce.

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_90s_Nation_@reddit

Chippy - [All with either Chips or Fried Rice]

Sweet and Sour Chicken / Pork

Beef Green Pepper

BBQ Ribs

Fu Yung

Crispy Shredded Chicken in Sweet Chilli Sauce

[Usually one of these. Whatever I am in the mood for]

Pizza 🍕 -

Meat Feast or Pepperoni [Both with Extra Cheese. Slathered in BBQ Sauce]

Kebab -

Chicken, Doner, with Salad, Hot Chilli Sauce and Garlic Mayo -

[ Chips on the side with Salt and Vin on, as well as a Cheesy Garlic Bread]

[Sometimes with Shish or Kofte as well]

Indian -

Lamb Tikka Massala

Naan Bread

Special Pilau Rice

Onion Bhajis

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Paulstan67@reddit

Unfortunately the 3 takeaways in the town I've moved to are all crap, so I no longer have a takeaway.

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r_mutt69@reddit

Chippy - steak pudding chips and gravy. Curry house- medium hot chicken Karachi or Rohan Josh with a couple of roti to eat it with. Bonus seekh kebab and salad on the side (I live in an area with some amazing Indian takeaways).

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armsless@reddit

Chips battered sausage and mushy peas

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Norfolk-Red@reddit

Rissole or battered sausage, chips, gravy, can of shandy.

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joannalh_84@reddit

Either haddock or a saveloy, small chips and a bread roll 😍

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PretzelMeepus@reddit

Battered sausage and chips. Alternatively, battered prawns if they have them

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Repulsive_Dig_133@reddit

Well my chippy order would always have been a White Pudding Supper. But now I live in the south of England its a half chicken and chips , there isn't much choice Fish or Sausage otherwise. Its good though :)

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Reesy@reddit

Large sossie in batter, small chips and a can of pop :)

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Ambitious_Jelly3473@reddit

Cod, chips, curry sauce and an unbattered jumbo sausage, with a can of coke or bass shandy (back in the day).

Preferably with a couple of slices of buttered white bread.

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