Suprise THC swab
Posted by Emergency_Force_1578@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 17 comments
I was just told that I have to take a mouth swab drug test for THC today, which I had no idea about. I smoked yesterday during the day a little bit and then at night at around 11 PM (a small ammount). My test will be an at home test (not a fancy lab test) and I honestly NEED to pass it, or worse case senario get it inconclusive. If I had known, I wouldn’t have just not smoked for the past couple days but…
So if anyone has any tips on how I can cheat it that would be great. What should I eat/drink throughout the day? What should I eat/drink right before the test? I won’t be monitored until about 10 minutes before the test so I can def swish some hydrogen peroxide (how much? What percentage?)
Any advice would be greatly appreciated!
Andthentherewasbacon@reddit
i don't think mouth swab tests work at all.
Emergency_Force_1578@reddit (OP)
Lets hope so
V_endeatta@reddit
Just make sure to brush your teeth and swish something
Emergency_Force_1578@reddit (OP)
bet
drfury31@reddit
It probably works if you smoked in the last hour or so
c08306834@reddit
You're supposed to bring the crazy ideas to this sub. Not come here looking for crazy ideas.
Emergency_Force_1578@reddit (OP)
Ion need crazy ideas i need a miracle lmaooo
GulfCoastLaw@reddit
A home test? How do they know your neighbor didn't swab?
c08306834@reddit
OP is a teenager, the swab is being done by their parents. Lol.
Emergency_Force_1578@reddit (OP)
nailed it
erraticsporadic@reddit
if it's a mouth test, you're fine. brush your teeth really well, don't forget the tongue (including the back and sides) and the gums, floss if you can. drink lots of warm salt water to flush everything down. have as much time between your last smoke and the test as possible. if possible though, your best bet is finding a non smoker to discreetly take it for you
Emergency_Force_1578@reddit (OP)
It unfortunatly has to be me
313Wolverine@reddit
72 hours for a mouth swab.
TR1V1UM@reddit
You keep posting this stupid shit in every sub. Your parents need a new kid.
SunnyDiesel@reddit
Wrong sub, champ
vibrantWhisper@reddit
Start a chain restaurant called Tennessee Hibachied Chicken. When the test comes back positive for THC tell them it's because of the Tennessee Hibachied Chicken you had for lunch.
Pretend-Mango-1295@reddit
So your parents are harshing your mellow huh? Just tell them to be cool, I'm sure they'd understand. Most swab tests aren't accurate though so you can just deny. Or you can admit before the screen and maybe they'll show leniency for your honesty.