Britbong brings banter
Posted by caramelsumo@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 23 comments
Posted by caramelsumo@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 23 comments
PM_NUDES_AND_ADVICE@reddit
Let’s play, Migos or NFL Receivers: 1. Quintorris Jones 2. Kiari Cephus 3. Adriel Green 4. Kirsnick Khari Ball 5. Dontayvion Wicks 6. Konata Mumphrey 7. Quavious Keyate Marshall
scottlapier@reddit
I do something similar but "Country Singer or NASCAR driver"
Skeet_fighter@reddit
"Dontayvion" is just what you yell to warn a bird about impending danger
Ok_Field_5701@reddit
I’m an avid football fan and the only name I know on here is Wicks lol
peepeeinmypajts@reddit
That's racist.
GamnlingSabre@reddit
Not sure if KnP
PM_NUDES_AND_ADVICE@reddit
Not sure if you’ve managed to figure out Google but if you have you can find out each one of these is a real name
CandidateMiserable74@reddit
Key and Peele skit?
PM_NUDES_AND_ADVICE@reddit
They’re all real
Reading_username@reddit
Ngl NBA, MLB, and especially college sports would be more exciting if teams got demoted/promoted to/from lower leagues every year depending on performance.
In the NBA at least it would entirely eliminate tanking for draft picks.
Ok_Field_5701@reddit
The best team in a league lower than NBA/MLB/etc would get stomped like shit in the shower drain by the worst team in NBA/MLB/etc, so it would never work.
elliotcook10@reddit
That’s because the Nba and Mlb bought out all of the lower level teams and turned them into farm systems. Remove that and it would
Reading_username@reddit
I dunno, some NBA/MLB teams get stomped anyway. Why not cycle them down to the NBA G League for a season or two and let them run the table to prove they deserve to be up top?
Monkeywithalazer@reddit
What so you think happens when Pueblito de Mierda FC goes against Real Madrid? But they can buy better players and try to stay up (17th place) and use the additional first division money to keep trying to improve and survive and eventually become a mid table team
Judah_Earl@reddit
Ah football, where men get sexually hysteric watching black guys playing with a ball.
Ok_Field_5701@reddit
Reddit on brother!!!!!
ReturnRadio@reddit
I don't have to watch football to experience that
Redmangc1@reddit
Jokes on you, A Cuban went 1st overall this year
America 4
Europe 287466753
SteveToshSnotBerry@reddit
Tottenham should’ve been relegated. Missed their chance to win the league next year.
AgroMachine@reddit
No mate trust me this rebuild, this manager, trust me mate this time it’ll work, this time, this time we are gonna win the league, all the other times were just practice, this time
Arstanishe@reddit
I always wondered, why sports are like that.
Like, i did go to stadiums a couple of times for a football match, or a boxing match once. Sure, it's kinda nice to feel part of a cheering crowd, but meh. Same with concerts.
Eh, maybe i am on the spectre, never did get checked
morzikei@reddit
Football can easily be a special interest, I enjoy going to matches there I don't have any stakes and just turning my brain off for the relaxing almost achievable level of play
And since its outdoors, sure beats gaming
Arstanishe@reddit
Well, i mean, for physical health anything beats gaming, but thanks, that is an interesting perspective on watching sports live