An omelet (4 eggs + milk) with cottage cheese, a little corn, and 1 tomato. My typical breakfast before going to the gym
Posted by Altruistic_You1004@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 43 comments
laurieislaurie@reddit
You can call it an omelette all you like, it doesn't make it one
Altruistic_You1004@reddit (OP)
An omelette (omelet in American English; see spelling differences) is a dish made from eggs(usually chicken eggs), fried with butter or oil in a frying pan.
Are you ok bro?
laurieislaurie@reddit
Fried chicken and coq au Vin both use chicken, doesn't mean they're the same dish.
What you've made is terrible looking scrambled eggs, not an omelette. Definitely worthy of this sub
Altruistic_You1004@reddit (OP)
It's not a scrambled eggs because I didn't stir them while they were cooking. I crumbled the omelette on the plate, so it looks like this
Over-Sector9835@reddit
That’s not an omelette or “a little corn”. And it looks shitty, so good job on that…
at least
H00LIGVN@reddit
Did you copy and paste the AI overview? Are YOU okay bro? lmfao
Altruistic_You1004@reddit (OP)
Wikipedia, bro
Oopsieploop@reddit
Are you ok bro?
Ill-Television8690@reddit
That description wrongfully claims that any pan-fried egg is an omelette, even though we all know sunny side up/over easy are not omelettes.
Ancient-Chinglish@reddit
so scrambled eggs are omelets now?
Walter_Padick@reddit
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Gwaiwar@reddit
For me personally it’s shitty to the point of inedibility I find eggs positively disgusting the idea of cooking and eating the genetic reproductive materials of some bird is revolting to me. Yuck 🤮 And cottage cheese? Yuck 🤢 Otherwise the Corn is ok and I love Tomatoes 🍅.
Aelnir@reddit
but tomatoes have seeds which are the genetic reproductive material of plants?
cum_fart_connoisseur@reddit
It sounds like he eats his own reproductive material..
drmoze@reddit
😡 I did NOT need that visual today.
cum_fart_connoisseur@reddit
No problem mate. Glad I could help!
drmoze@reddit
I am so glad that I'm not you personally.
00trysomethingnu@reddit
Using emojis on Reddit is always odd.
cum_fart_connoisseur@reddit
Must be a pre covid bot
Ancient-Chinglish@reddit
ok you big baby
ClockworkOrdinator@reddit
Why before tho? Seems like hell trying to digest this and work out at the same time
deadmanwalkins@reddit
i would sub some fruit for corn, otherwise not bad.
drmoze@reddit
fruity eggs? nah, bruh
Guilty-Piece-6190@reddit
Nothing like corn to feed the muscles.
drmoze@reddit
*feed the toilet
AlphonseLoosely@reddit
But of course you had to drop in the fact you are off to the gym! God forbid you just post the pic without letting everybody know that vital bit of fucking info
Otaku-San617@reddit
Why is it that people who frequent the gym seem to hate food.
rbarr228@reddit
My reaction, as well
_extra_medium_@reddit
Make it as punishing as possible
Drclaw411@reddit
Cottage cheese is disgust.
Lime_in_the_Coconut_@reddit
Looks like some good Garmonbozia!
spicywingydingy@reddit
Not an omelet. And omg that looks nasty.
DrunkAndUnaware@reddit
There’s nothing shitty about this. Great protein and fiber source.
Arkond-@reddit
Is the fiber in the room with us right now?
Altruistic_You1004@reddit (OP)
tastes great, but looks awful
Big_Researcher_3027@reddit
It would make me want to skip going to the gym.
UncleDuude@reddit
omelets are cohesive, and don’t look like the plate was dropped on the floor and the food scraped back on and served.
Efficient_Ostrich_54@reddit
I don't use milk in an omelet...or corn. (Ew)
kadylady14@reddit
It's okay to love yourself, friend.
32bit_waifu@reddit
the macros are doing numbers but the corn to egg ratio is a bold lifestyle choice
danfish_77@reddit
I cannot imagine this combo before gym. After, for sure
LukaIncic@reddit
you know what’s missing? greens