My husband gives me shit for not wanting my food to touch but then goes and makes a plate just like this, I swear to Mothman, THIS shit is why I have a thing about my food touching in the first place 😭😭😭
My husband would have covered it in Sriracha though 😫
This reminds me of those photos that demonstrate what it's like to have a stroke, where everything is familiar but doesn't actually make sense once you start looking deeper
Yeah at first I thought it was just pot roast over mashed potatoes then I looked closer and realized that’s an orange, not carrots, and the mystery meat is unidentifiable.
That's exactly what I saw was just really bland pot roast potatoes and carrots. But the longer I looked at it the longer I thought maybe I did in fact have a stroke. Then I looked at the name of the sub and was like ah yes, makes sense. 😭 Idk if it's me or what but the textures alone would have made me yack.
I just genuinely don't understand adults who can't cook even a little. If you have Internet access and a kitchen you can fairly easily learn some basic skills to feed yourself
Thank you so much! I didn't think I'd be able to get rid of those last 6 kg before the bikini season starts...but after seeing this I don't think I'll be able to eat anything for the next 6 months or so 👌😅 bikini season here I come!
I would be mad if my husband did this, and a bit concerned on choking hazards. Especially with the speed you commented on. Does he think he’s being funny, or is this something he commonly does? Honestly I can’t really look at it.
He inhales a giant bowl of food like 5 times a day 🥲 he is a body builder. Often it’s just a giant bowl of overcooked plain chicken and white rice. But it really gets me when he mixes cold fruit and hot meat and potatoes
coreh17@reddit
Everyone else is focused on the meal while I'm trying to figure out why he didn't pick a bigger plate. He's got 3lbs of food going on a 1lb plate.
JinormousLoser@reddit (OP)
He loves the potential for as much mess as possible apparently. Adds to the experience.
I’d also like to highlight that it took less than 10 mins for him to consume every last ounce of this.
dwsinpdx@reddit
Any idea what it is?
angrytortilla@reddit
sickhumantrying@reddit
i reached the same way lmaooo
laughing_space_whale@reddit
Do you mean wretched?
PlacentaOnOnionGravy@reddit
Hi! Just fyi - with AI someone could obtain the exact address of this photo. Pls be careful with uploading PII to the Internet.
psycokuak@reddit
Surely the food looks so delicious I need to come over
sohcordohc@reddit
…what is “this?” I can’t figure it all out..looks like cabbage or some boiled hot lettuce and ginger with boiled beef?
Hello_Gorgeous1985@reddit
I think it's potatoes. There might be an egg in there with the meat. Possibly carrots?
There's definitely a random fucking orange just sitting on top of it all.
Arroway97@reddit
I was thinking maybe some kind of melon
Hello_Gorgeous1985@reddit
OP answered in a comment. Potato, ground beef, egg white, orange, papaya. And no seasoning.
Resident_Aside_5276@reddit
The fruit is the seasoning. I do hope salt & pepper were included nonetheless.
cyzad4@reddit
Are you by chance married to a small hippo?
Haggisboy@reddit
Might want to sleep with the windows open tonight. No open flames either.
Sunshine030209@reddit
Maybe get a canary, like miners used to use to alert when the oxygen is getting low.
Hey OP, any 24 hour bird stores in your town?
Capt_Gremerica@reddit
Embarrassed_Mango679@reddit
It's giving me anxiety lol
Purple_Permission792@reddit
Is your husband a German shepherd on his birthday by any chance?
MannyOmega@reddit
This looks like it was generated by AI somehow, he’s got the nonsensical slop pattern down
OMGCamCole@reddit
Mmmmm.
17 potatoes. 3 monkey brains, an egg, an orange, and some old lady’s gums.
Delicious
Medieval_Mind@reddit
Ah, dessert… chilled monkey brains!
Initial-Arrival7861@reddit
the1stmeddlingmage@reddit
It’s a gif you can hear😂
Spicy-Potat42@reddit
And a partridge in a pear tree…
Inner_Ad1392@reddit
Is he still alive?
JinormousLoser@reddit (OP)
He is alive and chowing down. It literally looks like he took a few scoops from somebody’s compost bin
ferrouswolf2@reddit
Is your husband three raccoons in a trench coat?
Apprehensive_Eye_530@reddit
HAHA your husbands wife is hilarious 😉
emilyfbaby@reddit
P.s. you're out of salt and pepper.
emilyfbaby@reddit
I'm so glad he didn't cook for me.
xXTheLastCrowXx@reddit
I see undercooked mashed potatoes. The rest idk wtf I'm looking at.
RawChickenButt@reddit
Persimmon, orange, smashed potatoes, and some type of beef?
JinormousLoser@reddit (OP)
Boiled potatoes with papaya, ground beef, egg whites and an orange and not a drop of seasoning
RawChickenButt@reddit
Artistic or autistic?
Blooky_44@reddit
Yes.
novian14@reddit
Take him out for good food once in a while. Once he know what spices is he will at least salt this XD
BioMass321@reddit
My husband gives me shit for not wanting my food to touch but then goes and makes a plate just like this, I swear to Mothman, THIS shit is why I have a thing about my food touching in the first place 😭😭😭
My husband would have covered it in Sriracha though 😫
Mackmack469@reddit
This reminds me of those photos that demonstrate what it's like to have a stroke, where everything is familiar but doesn't actually make sense once you start looking deeper
Major-Inflation4660@reddit
I thought the exact same thought. I have no idea what any of that is besides maybe an orange and I think some sort of potato
LouSputhole94@reddit
Yeah at first I thought it was just pot roast over mashed potatoes then I looked closer and realized that’s an orange, not carrots, and the mystery meat is unidentifiable.
Major-Inflation4660@reddit
That's exactly what I saw was just really bland pot roast potatoes and carrots. But the longer I looked at it the longer I thought maybe I did in fact have a stroke. Then I looked at the name of the sub and was like ah yes, makes sense. 😭 Idk if it's me or what but the textures alone would have made me yack.
LouSputhole94@reddit
Nah mandarin oranges with mashed potatoes sounds like a texture combo from hell
Major-Inflation4660@reddit
Like how do you chew those together with the mandarin skin.
Fucky0uthatswhy@reddit
I’d like to see that. Any chance you have a link?
Major-Inflation4660@reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/IRZZCQRfQb
Here's another sub with an example.
Captain_Calsones@reddit
Correct
LilViolet95@reddit
My boyfriend calls this slop bowl! Usually reserved for clearing out the fridge days. It's often topped with butthole burning amounts of hot sauce.
Physical-Tip-7402@reddit
Is that an orange on a potato?
OldWorldBuilder369@reddit
Is your husband a dog by any chance?
ConfidentlyAsshole@reddit
Is he on some ancient sumerian diet?
KoszmaryNocne@reddit
Looks like a very healhy meal to me. Whole foods, not some processed junk. Potatos, meat, not sure - a few leaves maybe? And fruit. Nice job.
Dazzling1hamster@reddit
I got heartburn just looking at that
SumFunGui@reddit
I mean Labradors are cute, but I couldn't see myself marrying one
Madzy0@reddit
Oh my god ewwwww
Synthesis_Omega@reddit
Is your husband a pothead? Cuz I've only seen a guy with the munchies eat like this 🤣
JinormousLoser@reddit (OP)
Worse.. body builder
Synthesis_Omega@reddit
Makes sense. Body builders and the need of eating straight cat food
Minute-Unit9904s@reddit
How do all these woman have husbands that can’t cook ?
pepcorn@reddit
Because men are failed by the patriarchy too.
bamsiepants@reddit
1000%
FeyOphelia@reddit
I just genuinely don't understand adults who can't cook even a little. If you have Internet access and a kitchen you can fairly easily learn some basic skills to feed yourself
soggypizzza@reddit
How bad are his farts? 😂
charcoalfoxprint@reddit
Probably for the best he didn’t cook for you….that looks interesting.
WasabiZone13@reddit
So youre shaming him on reddit. Jackass
Zealousideal-Pipe596@reddit
This is like one of those early AI images
OrderAgreeable5046@reddit
dang, cooking for yourself can be risky lol, what was on the menu? hope it wasn't too wild…
Top_Difficulty5399@reddit
Thank you so much! I didn't think I'd be able to get rid of those last 6 kg before the bikini season starts...but after seeing this I don't think I'll be able to eat anything for the next 6 months or so 👌😅 bikini season here I come!
LordRektus@reddit
What the fuck is even that??
Constant-Chance-5245@reddit
The poor toilet
youngforever8809@reddit
I would be mad if my husband did this, and a bit concerned on choking hazards. Especially with the speed you commented on. Does he think he’s being funny, or is this something he commonly does? Honestly I can’t really look at it.
JinormousLoser@reddit (OP)
He inhales a giant bowl of food like 5 times a day 🥲 he is a body builder. Often it’s just a giant bowl of overcooked plain chicken and white rice. But it really gets me when he mixes cold fruit and hot meat and potatoes
Lazy_Entertainer1764@reddit
that’s a brave move on his part lol, hope it turned out edible… what’s the dish?
Worried_Suit4820@reddit
What, pray, is that?!
hepheastus_87@reddit
What in the name of all thats holy is that? This might signify the end times people
OrangeClyde@reddit
What. Am i looking at? Potato base, some sort of meat chunks, cooked tomatoes, orange chunks?
ComprehensiveAd2928@reddit
Boy dinner final boss
Extension-Respond289@reddit
lol my partner tried cooking once and it was a disaster too… sometimes takeout is the way to go 😂 what did he make?
No_Equipment7456@reddit
The man’s building a turd. Leave him be
Ungodly_Box@reddit
Is he a zoo animal
FloridaGirlMary@reddit
This isn’t American
ChefAsstastic@reddit