Apparently the only ones to survive the late 80s and early 90s intact were 2 Shaqs and a Ninja Turtle with 3rd degree burns, plus that gray Frankenstein/Transformer looking guy, I don’t even know what he’s from? At one point he had all the Ghostbusters and tons of ghost accessories, plus the Ectomobile and a proton pack. But that one random pink goblin is the sole survivor. His explanation is that he and his friends went through a pyro phase in middle school where their favorite thing to do was attempt to blow up all their old toys with firecrackers. But seriously tho… WHY SO MANY ARMS?

To be fair, my Barbies didn’t age too well either, they’re missing most of their shoes and wardrobe and some of their hair. But at least they aren’t dismembered, lol.