Any former safety patrol people in here?
Posted by CharlesUFarley81@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 142 comments
Posted by CharlesUFarley81@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 142 comments
Tarantula_Anna@reddit
I only had to wear it to be a crossing guard before school.
scaredycat_z@reddit
I had one - It was fourth grade and I got to leave class 15 min early every day. The actual job was posting where the busses were parked in the school's lot (they didn't have set parking for each bus) so kids could find their busses quickly...and yes, safely. The way I see it, I got to skip out on \~1,140 min (19 hours) of school over the course of an entire year. So, who you calling nerd?!?!
Oh. wait...ignore the math. I'm not a nerd, I promise!!!!!
Procrasturbating@reddit
I was protecting kids on the street, not being a pussy ass bitch hall monitor narc.
shitchea420@reddit
yea “i just joined for the pizza parties” sure ya did snitchin ass
loztriforce@reddit
I was captain in 6th grade
Luger14@reddit
How did you get to be the safety/patrol kid?
loztriforce@reddit
Honestly I don’t remember but I was a total suck up to teachers, so maybe that.
Luger14@reddit
Ok, way to be honest about the brown nosing… curious… after all these years… you still a suck up?
Educational_End_2182@reddit
You've been waiting for this day.
BongwaterJoe1983@reddit
thunderlips36@reddit
How many times in your life have you had stitches?
MisforMandolin@reddit
Oh man. Those vacuums!
cjwi@reddit
King Snitch of Bitch Mountain over here
Miserable-Okra-8787@reddit
trickman01@reddit
Why are you holding a vacuum cable?
Right_Hour@reddit
Because he sucks, ahahahahaha!
taney71@reddit
That’s a good one
loztriforce@reddit
That's my friend but no idea
PervlovianResponse@reddit
You're snitching on ... yourself?!
Self-incrimination isn't allowed in the LEO community
onamonapizza@reddit
Me too! I got to train the new recruits and run bus stop duty, so much responsibility!
Then DARE sent me down a different path...
Reeko_Htown@reddit
Luger14@reddit
Im curious to all you safety/patrol people…. How did you end up in that position?
SQL215@reddit
Thought I was cool af with my safety belt. Best part was, all the normal safety spots were already taken so they put me at the front door like a bouncer. Got to deny any kid trying to leave through the main entrance and make them use the designated exits.
GXP_2009@reddit
I got thrown off of the safety patrol in 5th grade because a neighbor claimed I was swearing while working my stop.
What a b*tch
555deadoralive@reddit
Some of those that work forces are the same as walk crosses.
ChairBearCat@reddit
i did it for the perks…the power…that feeling of superiority…it was a drug…it took me to places i never thought possible…and then i walked away…to this day i still get the urge to open car doors for people, and fold flags, and if i see you walk-running in a hall way, you best believe im gonna call you out
MisforMandolin@reddit
Oh man, mine was green because I was a Sergeant.
BirdBrain_99@reddit
Mine was red because I was a Lieutenant. You may address me as Sir.
JDz84@reddit
Another lieutenant over here!
They just let a few “chosen ones” be sergeants and lieutenants by saying “pick a colored badge,” but my grandfather was a local cop and I knew lieutenants were the higher rank so I grabbed red.
BirdBrain_99@reddit
That's interesting. I was very proud of how fast I was promoted from regular patrolman to sergeant to lietenant. And almost 40 years later I still remember being jealous of the one kid who was captain lol
Sinderria@reddit
StephInTheLaw@reddit
I became a lawyer, so spot on.
walrus40@reddit
AHMAB
HikerTrash207@reddit
Somehow our local cops were involved with it and took the 6th graders to Niagara Falls each year for 4 day/3 night trip. Just one cop and his family plus 7 6th grade boys. Crossing over boarders. Wow. Sounds really bad writing that now.
ShelleyMonique@reddit
Excuse you, I was a conflict manager.
Top_Violinist_9052@reddit
Wasn’t a snitch but I definitely put my older sister bossy skills to work.
dviiijp@reddit
You guys had a badge?
no_clever_name_yet@reddit
My older son was Bus Patrol in 5th grade. He got to go to an amusement park as a reward.
ikickbabiesballs@reddit
Yeah, but what part of safety patrol was telling on people?
fromthedarqwaves@reddit
I had one of those cool Japanese pencil cases with the buttons and the pop out drawers and whatnot. Last day of 5th grade I agreed to be a crossing guard (we wore this same badge). It was a side street so it wasn’t very busy, although I don’t think they’d let children be crossing guards these days. Anyway, I left my pencil case on the stage after the final school assembly, which was close to the door I had to use to get to my post. After everyone had left the premises I returned to discover my pencil case had been dramatically slammed onto the stage, the contents spread out in all directions. I was devastated. I picked up the pencils and the now detached sharpener and walked home. I kept the sharpener for years afterwards as a reminder that some kids suck.
jackfaire@reddit
I'm not sure we had that at all
Abidarthegreat@reddit
Does OP not understand that safety patrol simply meant opening car doors for people? Does OP even have children?
Jasperlinc@reddit
I was in for like a week before they said my grades were too low to be on it (I got a C in something). I was really in it for the Friday pizza. We'd all get to walk down to local pizza shop at the end if the block and their pizza was always great. Got to enjoy it once before they pulled my badge, never to be allowed again.
dontletyourcrownslip@reddit
Ugh. I wanted to be. Never got picked 🫤
cmgww@reddit
They’re all HOA Presidents now…..that and former RAs in college. I was an RA for two years but I was not the typical goody two shoes, I did it for the free room and board and basically enforced to nothing.
gottarespondtothis@reddit
Yea. I peed my pants at my post because I was the train tracks guard. I was dedicated.
MisRandomness@reddit
The only reason I volunteered to be a safety crossing guard was to get out of class. I was 10, and I chose to stand outside in the middle of winter for 20 mins just to get out of class.
Possible-Tangelo9344@reddit
Same. Safety Patrol got to come to class late and leave class early.
Alarmed_Drop7162@reddit
Are you still corrupt?
Possible-Tangelo9344@reddit
I'm sure work and I'm on Reddit, so maybe?
But if this number gets to 60 or higher I'll stop a car I guess.
Alarmed_Drop7162@reddit
You got drunk with power as a child and now can’t let the civilians enjoy their speeding cars.
Possible-Tangelo9344@reddit
It's true. But, I give em 14 miles over the limit!
The-Crawling-Chaos@reddit
That seems pretty fair to me. I try to keep it within 10 because I got pulled over and ticketed for 11 once.
Alarmed_Drop7162@reddit
What’s your beat today?
Possible-Tangelo9344@reddit
I cannot tell you that. I'm very mysterious. Like the wind.
Alarmed_Drop7162@reddit
RaoulDukeOfNewYork@reddit
I'm glad he got out when he did, It's starting to sound a little to close to Bad Lieutenant
Alarmed_Drop7162@reddit
Ban_DeezNts@reddit
In our school only the highest performing little urban achievers were allowed to be Safely Patrol. Slackers were in the back row of the classroom with the dweebs.
LiiilKat@reddit
You should have joined our patrol team in Miami during winter!
sdcasurf01@reddit
Me too. Except winter in San Diego was much of an ordeal!
DuffMans_Brother@reddit
Definitely my main motivation, but my Captain rank also got me a guaranteed spot on the D.C. trip at the end of the year.
BartFurglar@reddit
That plus we got a special field trip at the end of the year to Fun Forest (a really lame amusement park that used to be at Seattle Center)
Straight_Button_5716@reddit
The army BCT still wears a form of this lol. You get a PT color belt. The belt is where you're at in PT. Lol.
Straight_Button_5716@reddit
Crossing Guard
Dphre@reddit
Never snitched. I just washed wanted the power.
floodums@reddit
I joined safety patrol because every year the 5th grade safety patrol got to take a trip to Cedar Point. That was until my 5th grade year when the teacher organized Coke floats. Not even root beer. Coke. When I look back on my k-12 career it was honestly all down hill after that.
HotRingWraith@reddit
I am in this picture and I don't like it.
ChicagoRay312@reddit
I could still fold that properly.
mikemercer77@reddit
I used mine to get out of school 15 minutes early. Instead of standing on a corner for hours I ran home to watch ducktales it started at 3:00 and we didn’t get out until 3:00 so I always missed the first 10-15 minutes. I eventually got caught 😏
Most_Beyond9318@reddit
I wanted to be on safety patrol so bad in elementary school. But you had to be at school at 730am and Mom said absolutely not.
HopelesslyHuman@reddit
Whistleblowers save lives. ACAB but not everyone who reports wrongdoing is a terrible narc.
osddelerious@reddit
Yeah, but at my school it was kid crossing guards at smaller streets around the school.
GarminTamzarian@reddit
oriondracowolf@reddit
100% this was something they let the well behaved kids out of class for. (Though telling a second grader to quit running was fun. Power corrupts. Smh)
Sweet-Sale-7303@reddit
I was on it. We basically made sure all the kids got on and off the buses safely. For us it was 5th grade. 6th grade was middle school.
toasterb@reddit
I've only gotten in one physical fight in my lifetime. It was while on safety patrol with another safety patrol kid.
Travis123083@reddit
I was a parole and definitely dropped a few dimes on shady ass muthafuckas, especially if you were a dickhead!
ResurgentClusterfuck@reddit
HELL no.
My sister tried to turn my mom in to the school for smoking weed though after a DARE assembly
LlewellynSinclair@reddit
lol, my son just finished sixth grade still has his. Well, school safety patrol (basically just directing car line traffic and opening car doors). It was a mandatory service year for all sixth graders at his small school. Kind of like obligatory military service in some countries. The only person he ever snitches on is his younger sister.
Livid_Accountant1241@reddit
Snitch in training sash.
coryhill66@reddit
You're damn right!
Peja1611@reddit
It was the easiest way to get to go to the 5th grade DC trip. Ironically, this screwed me when changing schools meant there was an 8th grade trip that would have been a million times more fun
MasterPhilip@reddit
I was safety patrol in like the fifth grade.
BeeswaxingPoetic@reddit
"Flags up...flags out!" Did everyone have the flags to assist with helping poor kindergarteners cross? Not sure if that was everywhere.
I did it to get out of class early.
Whitechedda1@reddit
Everyone in my school was safety for a week or two. You didn't have a choice, it was "it's your week to be the safety, here ya go"
Pretty_Frosting_2588@reddit
Get hot chocolate and could shoot your shit with the high school hotties (and miss). I signed up because you could be 10-1& minutes late to first period and got hot chocolate. Also got out of last class early. You also got a swim trip off an entire day of school at end of year.
I only did it one year because the second year we played s game where you smashed four piece of bread into the ball and threw it in the air as high as you could then it would come down on the random cars driving down the street. I accidentally did it to our liason office.
BigPoppaStrahd@reddit
I joined the safety patrol in 5th grade, I don’t remember why, that was 5th grade ago. I just remember one of the first days doing it some kid accused me of joining just so I could be one of the first on the bus, I cried when I got home.
Spartan04@reddit
Yes, though we didn’t get sashes with badges, instead we had these orange pullover vest like things that said safety patrol on the front and back. We also had orange ponchos for when it was raining.
I was in it in 5th grade since at my elementary school they picked kids to join in late 4th grade and you shadowed the person whose position you were taking the next year. I was on mornings and had to stand on the sidewalk on one side of the school driveway (we had another person on the other side). Along with keeping kids out of the driveway when a bus was coming we also had a sign on wheels that blocked the driveway that I’d move out of the way to allow busses in and out. The bus area and parking lot were too small for anything else so the sign was to keep parents from using that area and blocking busses with their cars.
Being on mornings did mean I had to get there a bit earlier than I normally would but it also meant I didn’t have to stay a bit after school and on the really cold and snowy days they gave us hot chocolate before we went to class. Those were the best days, got to sit in class sipping hot chocolate.
At the end of the year the school district did a picnic for all the safety patrol people in the district. Got out of an afternoon of school, had all kinds of free food, a DJ from a radio station playing music and giving away stuff, and a bunch of other things. Good times.
MrBearMarshall@reddit
Ours were white.
pls_send_caffeine@reddit
Nope. I was one of only THREE people in my grade who wasn't a patrol. I was home sick the day they gave out the sign-up forms and when I explained that I had been sick and tried to sign-up the next day, the school administration's attitude was: "Oh, that's too bad." I was so salty about it all of 5th grade. 😒
CheerfullyCursed@reddit
I was a safety patrol in 5th grade. Now I mind my own business. Lol
bacchus213@reddit
I just kind of liked feeling responsible for the safety of others 🤷♂️
Consistent-Ad-6506@reddit
We had crossing guards (adults) who did that, no kid was given that responsibility. Which was probably a good thing since most of the schools around here are high traffic areas.
greetingsfromEndor@reddit
Hell yeah. From my elementary class several of the people who constantly were written up ended up in jail for at least a short amount of time.
dougsbeard@reddit
Ha…I work in quality assurance.
GaryNOVA@reddit
I wore one of those, and then I was a police officer for 26 years. That’s how they get you.
Treadingresin@reddit
I'm not a snitch, just good at controlling a crowd.
Agreeable-Chart-5561@reddit
I did it to get out of class, took golf as an elective in high school to leave campus early.
dewihafta@reddit
Last person i “told on” was the girl that we hired at Blockbuster Video who told our boss that I was paying for the skittles she had been eating from the shelf.
Yeah bitch, i dont think so.
Ban_DeezNts@reddit
BS! We didn’t “tell” on anyone. We just insured small children crossed the street safely. It was a community service.
Metzger4Sheriff@reddit
There was a developmentally disabled kindergartner on my bus who would pull her own hair out if she wasn't being supervised. My biggest assignment was to sit with her on days when her aide wasn't able to be with her on the bus.
Never narced on anyone and didn't even follow through when I was supposed to tell kids to keep off the grass.
MsBlondeViking@reddit
Two brothers and a sister, she was the only one that was safety patrol. She married a cop.
cashews_clay15@reddit
Hell yeah I got to stand up on the bus
ananthropolothology@reddit
The true perks! Standing up on the bus AND a guarantee of a good seat.
OhTheHueManatee@reddit
What do you call a group of strict crossing guards? The Go-Stop-O
absentlyric@reddit
We call those people "Team Leads" now.
AccountantMelodic862@reddit
In both 4th and 5th grade, I was the one who you delivered your half day kindergartener to in my very own unused hallway, both morning and afternoon, so I could line them up single file to quietly walk them through the school to their classroom.
Delivering 25 children to a slightly older child feels like insanity given everything now.
FearlessFixxer@reddit
Lol. I had one in 5th grade. I was super proud of it at the time. But I don't think I ever told anyone
wait_ichangedmymind@reddit
My school thought giving me more responsibility would get me to do my homework and be on time for class.
Yeah… no.
Mk2ty@reddit
I only wanted the belt we got to keep them at the end of the year
nefarious_angel_666@reddit
Nah, we got free hot chocolate on colder days and a pizza party at the end of the year... just for wearing our vests while playing outside at recess
Boo-Boo97@reddit
I was so proud to get that. Probably my first ever interview. And my family moved 3 months later and my new school didn't have them.
fannyalgerpack@reddit
I’m a reformed safety patrol and army national guard veteran, now massive hippie
ShirazGypsy@reddit
My younger sister broke my patrol hat the first week I got it and I’ve never forgiven her
This_Fkn_Guy_@reddit
Yea we got chocolate milk on Fridays and a pizza party once a month and a camp in the summer i never got to go to... only snitched once cause a 6th grader beat up a 4th grader.
DustyRailz@reddit
I had one in 5th and 6th grade - but even back then I knew that:
A) Snitches get stitches B) Rats get bats C) Crossing guards get free hot cocoa.
BrainFartTheFirst@reddit
Never had one of these.
XfreetimeX@reddit
Bro, 5th grade right here. Own my.own business after just a train wreck of teens and twentys.
Ultimatesims@reddit
No way man. Snitches get stitches.
rosevilleguy@reddit
All I remember is I got kicked off because I called a girl a bitch.
Old-Tea1980@reddit
You’re*
PatchworkGirl82@reddit
Me! But mostly I just read the bus announcements over the loudspeaker at the end of the day, which was very exciting.
RelevantFilm2110@reddit
acab 😡
Deep-Interest9947@reddit
I’m no snitch.
Klutzy_Cat1374@reddit
I quit that within a week. I was unanimously elected but I ain't no narc. I got a bunch of demerits for not reporting a kid for some mundane crap like not standing in a proper line or whatever and I told the supervisor to stuff it. That was 1976, I think.
dbk1ng@reddit
Snitches get stitches
Sodamyte@reddit
As a matter of fact, telling on people is my career
Blackbird136@reddit
I was one in 6th grade because I was told that the patrols got to go on a trip to DC. Then the trip got cancelled because of stuff the kids a grade above me did!
VindalooWho@reddit
Our entire 6th grade was forced to participate. Ha ha! We also went to DC at the end of the year tho.
Possible-Tangelo9344@reddit
I became a cop, so accurate
Mysterious-Lab-5918@reddit
Walk!
WhatTheCluck802@reddit
Haha yup. I had forgotten about this!
bcentsale@reddit
Hell naw, man. Snitches get stitches.
coffeegogglesftw@reddit
🙋 Guilty as charged, both for 5th and 6th grades. I was a lieutenant and always think about that when recalling how to spell "lieutenant."
But I'm not a snitch 😭
Zeras_Darkwind@reddit
Angelkrista@reddit
🙋🏻♀️ though I was terrible at it. My ankles always popped 😂
mydeadface@reddit
Never had the grades.
zoso190@reddit
Haha oh man, for the full 4th grade year. Didn’t do anything but stand there on the corner as people ran past me.
habrasangre@reddit
Woah lol
neuro_space_explorer@reddit
Yeah this was a flashback I wasn’t expecting, I haven’t thought of this is probably 30 years.
YourMommasButt@reddit
Or you sold dope. One or the other