Anon finds the meaning of life

Posted by praddzy22@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 12 comments

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WeeeeeUuuuuuWeeeUuuu@reddit

jorking the peenor

peenor

jorkin

jorkin the peenor

peenor

jorked

peenor happy

I happy

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thr33beggars@reddit

be cat

owner wants to pet me

owner constantly watching porn

owner’s fingers are always sticky

have to let him pet me or I don’t get fed

can’t wait until owner dies and I can eat his face

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ReplyAfraid7913@reddit

Ok this is just mean, like this post is wholesome .

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85K5@reddit

owner dies

go to eat owner's face

owners face is also sticky

what does this mean

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humantrasbag@reddit

My cat has been gone for 10 days 😔.

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SlipperyGibbet@reddit

Hope your cat come home

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SnooBunnies3625@reddit

u reposted my post 😞 : https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1tmdlpd/anon_finds_the_meaning_of_life/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

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Chodor101@reddit

Reposting twat

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gooberphta@reddit

Yup and cats have extra nerves just for being pet, same as dogs whose only job is to report nice feelings for being pet.

Humans have those as well but ours only work at the perfect frequency and pressure, so we have "caressing"-nerves that are more picky than those of pets

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cokeplusmentos@reddit

Fake: anon understand that the meaning of life is finding happiness by creating happiness for others

Gay: cat

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thatweirdguyted@reddit

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Johnnadawearsglasses@reddit

Big Cat is relentless