Noodle soup from the poop deli
Posted by kleggich@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 39 comments
Just a little schmear of poop on the side, will ya, boss?
Posted by kleggich@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 39 comments
Just a little schmear of poop on the side, will ya, boss?
Fantastic_Pie5655@reddit
Only weird part about that is the paté looking mince bit. Takes it from “yum” to “wtf, no” instantly
aesthetic-mess@reddit
lmao I guessed pate too
aesthetic-mess@reddit
actually looks like a potential Vietnamese dish, is it? hopefully the meat is like pâté
kleggich@reddit (OP)
Close, it's Burmese. And like someone else correctly guessed, it's corned beef on the side.
aesthetic-mess@reddit
oh I see! thanks!!
miraculousgloomball@reddit
What is that? corned beef? and brother if your poop looks like that hot up a doctor with urgency.
jawit15@reddit
Corned beef in ramen sounds horrible
miraculousgloomball@reddit
Yes it does but I can't look at that and think of anything that sounds better
higeAkaike@reddit
Could it be spam?
miraculousgloomball@reddit
Spam is firm and sliceable, like reconstituted spam. If this was spam, it looks mashed, which would be weird
higeAkaike@reddit
I mean… it’s weird regardless.
miraculousgloomball@reddit
Oh no, spam actually works really well in ramen. It's actually pretty popular in SK. Give it a try, there are recipes out there. You may be pleasantly surprised.
This though? Idk wtf this is lol
higeAkaike@reddit
Oh, not that the spam is weird, but the texture is weird and no matter what it is made of… it’s weird.
miraculousgloomball@reddit
ha for sure. I prefer my food without strained primordial goop on the side for sure.
kleggich@reddit (OP)
I'll have you know this goop is unstrained! 😤
renohockey@reddit
Basically is the same as spam with out the gelatin. Called Potted Meat or Deviled Ham in the U.S.
miraculousgloomball@reddit
Oh, I can honestly say I've never seen or tried that. I'll keep an eye peeled for it.
Fanx u stranger!
Beeeracuda@reddit
If you try potted meat, try it on crackers with some pimento cheese as well it’s a tasty snack 👌🏼
higeAkaike@reddit
Could it be ground raw pork? I know in Germany that is a thing. Mett is what I think it’s called.
miraculousgloomball@reddit
It actually looks too fine to be ground pork to me. Too granular kind of? But sure, maybe. I think that'd be worst case scenario lmao. Now I'm hoping for corned beef
PsychologicalArm2138@reddit
Sea turtle bowl goes hard 🔥
kleggich@reddit (OP)
It's one of my favorites. Made of melamine.
katf1sh@reddit
Where did you get it??
kleggich@reddit (OP)
Ollie's
HistoryOk6788@reddit
crafted with amphetamine
Electronic_House2272@reddit
you eat poop now?
3ZZZS@reddit
Jusht a schmearrr
ArwingElite@reddit
Absolute disgrace to serve this in the turtle bowl
Turtle deserves way better
DrMaxMonkey@reddit
This is the most unsettling post I've seen on this sub for a while.
What do you mean "a lil schmear of poop on the side" you cretin?
CritiPirate@reddit
The audacity of naming it "poop deli" and then DELIVERING on the promise.
udumslut@reddit
I want that dish
sandwizard9@reddit
cool plate!!
Fizzbytch@reddit
I need to know, was it good? It looks like it might kinda fuck in a way you wouldn’t expect. Like the cook knew what he was doing even if it doesn’t look appealing.
Maximum_Power7878@reddit
I see some freshly partially undigested meat, diarrhea liquid and fresh tape worms from the butthole.
kleggich@reddit (OP)
It's crayup-tastic
renohockey@reddit
So that's minced Crayfish?
Nice bowl though.
IFeedSquirrelsAMA@reddit
A cook looked at this and was like "yeah looks good send it"
Xfuck1tX@reddit
Practical_Road7172@reddit
I’ve loved most things that have noodles in them since I was a kid, so I would eat that. IF it didn’t have that mystery meat on the side, of course.