My dog wouldn't even tolerate this

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wavdaily@reddit

I feel like you're not stoned enough. It's not that bad.

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leaf-green-spring@reddit (OP)

It's missing something it's really bad without but I don't know what that is so I'm stuck in this Sisyphean struggle until I'm out of frozen burgers 😞

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aberookes@reddit

Upvote for using sisyphean In a sentence . I enjoy random eloquence in unexpected places. Also a fried egg on top, and I would smash this.

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zach0011@reddit

although I wouldnt say seasoning beef to go good with rice is particulary sisyphean in nature.

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The problem is I always buy too many of these frozen burgers "because they're on sale" "because they'll last longer in the freezer" "just in case" and find myself months later tired of these frozen burgers that aren't even that good but not wanting them to go bad eventually... and then when I've freed myself I start craving them again even though they're not even that good at the cycle continues

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zach0011@reddit

let some defrost and just use it as ground beef and make tacos or something

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leaf-green-spring@reddit (OP)

My actual ground beef (turkey... it's cheaper and cooks faster) is fine dining compared to this, I wish I knew what to do with this, it has the consistency of hydrated sawdust

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Miserable-Ad5401@reddit

Gravy, sauce, anything of the sort. Several people commented moco loco or hamburger steak, both would help with the texture massively. Breaking them up and using them in stroganoff is a solid option since it's such a heavy sauce. Hell for that matter, chili mac might not be a bad route.

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gabis420@reddit

Fried egg and chili oil.

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nero-stigmata@reddit

put an egg or two on it. hell i'd eat it anyway

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Supper_Champion@reddit

I'm sorry, but any dog would think they've died and gone to heaven getting a chunk of ground beef like that. The rice is just a filling bonus.

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CHI4610NE@reddit

I could chew this up and spit it out on the floor and my dog would eat it.

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bhputnam@reddit

Packet of gravy and some green onions and I wouldn’t have complained an iota.

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sonofsophia333@reddit

Looks like your dog just took a big runny dump on that rice tbh.

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SilentReflection101@reddit

This is dangerously close to what I had to eat tonight. I feel judged.

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EllaMcWho@reddit

Just needs a gravy and fried sunny side egg to be a loco moco - get some macaroni salad

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ragun2@reddit

My first thought too.

But I mean it's ground beef and rice. Hell, just throw some frozen mixed veggies in and you have a more rounded, filling meal. Could it be more than that? Sure. But this is less shittyfoodporn and more like just lazy, convenient basic meal.

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Interesting_Event_68@reddit

That. And add some gravy and you have a delicious 😋 hamburger steak dinner.

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deadmanwalkins@reddit

yeah i was thinking this is like 2 ingredients away from what you get at jollibee

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FHG3826@reddit

Love loco moco

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SilentReflection101@reddit

I live in a gluten free household. I don't get the privilege of buns.

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BongwaterJoe1983@reddit

Me and my dog would destroy this

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Mattymc075@reddit

At least you ate

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SilentReflection101@reddit

I'd gladly share.

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SeanThatGuy@reddit

Throw some gravy on it and an egg maybe some onions and you’ve got a loco moco. I’d fuck that up.

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UncleDuude@reddit

It’s fine put something on it. Every meal doesn’t need to be a showstopper. Eat some vegetables

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Rustmutt@reddit

Someone un-Loco’d your Moco

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kriswh83@reddit

That is poop from a butt

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danfish_77@reddit

My dog would eat shit off the ground, she'd have demolished this

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bignuts3000@reddit

Chop it up, bit of sweet chilli sauce, it will do…..

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sandwizard9@reddit

over seasoning isnt a real thing

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asinum-fossor@reddit

Your dog is way pickier than either of mine.

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leaf-green-spring@reddit (OP)

I hit the jackpot with chihuahua neuroses, if he takes a look at what I'm having and decides it's not worth it he'll just walk away

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scfw0x0f@reddit

I was going to guess some frozen Salisbury steak, which I have eaten many times. Used to love Stouffer's and Banquet when I was a lot younger.

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blazing_prime@reddit

Dude just fry a egg an add some brown gravy an you got a Hawaiian delicacy the loco moco

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BigBootyKim@reddit

You know ball

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WhyGirlsPreddy@reddit

It's rough out here

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hobodudeguy@reddit

How in the world is this overseasoned?

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leaf-green-spring@reddit (OP)

I seasoned the olive oil I used to defrost the burger

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Budget_Category_003@reddit

Uhm, excuse me...what?

That did not clarify the statement.

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leaf-green-spring@reddit (OP)

It's kinda deep fried? Just not very well

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zerovampire311@reddit

None of this is helping my understanding of the seasoning used

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leaf-green-spring@reddit (OP)

Oh haha salt, pepper, and that adobo all purpose stuff

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Miserable-Ad5401@reddit

Adobo seasoning is delicious, but you really should have skipped the salt if you were using that.

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leaf-green-spring@reddit (OP)

That's probably the better judgement, yea

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Miserable-Ad5401@reddit

If you haven't done it already, it's also amazing for dressing up frozen french fries, tots, whatever.

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Theincendiarydvice@reddit

I am cackling at this exchange. Thank you for explaining (eventually.)

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Walter_Padick@reddit

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Nattyice94@reddit

You should deploy to where I was just at lmao. 🤣. This looks good compared to what we had. I stick with MREs

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RumHamsRevenge@reddit

Chop and mix it.

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Miserable-Ad5401@reddit

Yeah. Honestly, this, with a little bit of beef broth or gravy would be a perfectly fine struggle meal.

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FloatingScooter@reddit

This is literally the first thing I've scrolled past today that actually looks like food. Still not sure if that's a compliment though.

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No_Communication2959@reddit

Needs brown gravy and mushrooms/onions

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Mammoth-Might3229@reddit

loco moco

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SnooBunnies156@reddit

Bra cook some gravy and mushroom and you have a burger steak my friend

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AverageInfamous7050@reddit

This needs to be a monster burger with everything you can possibly think of on it, including 5 kinds of cheese. Make it epic.

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leaf-green-spring@reddit (OP)

My stomach knows how bad I am at throwing ingredients together and draws strict limits at anything questionable like "dairy" 😞

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SaoirseMayes@reddit

I'm lactose intolerant but I just deal with the consequences 2 minutes after I eat, it's worth it

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leaf-green-spring@reddit (OP)

I've already had to replace my first car because the pipes got too messed up to replace, this is my only body and it's already messed up, I'm getting old, it's not worth it.....

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AverageInfamous7050@reddit

Oh. Looks like ice cream on it is out of the question then.

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Icy_Month192@reddit

Did i just grow up poor or easily pleased? Ive had this and looked forward to it

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leaf-green-spring@reddit (OP)

I grew up poor and if my mum saw this she would laugh at me for still not knowing how to make rice

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Revenga8@reddit

Just gotta stop it up a little. Add a fried egg on top and gravy, bam it's a loco moco

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Emergency_Badger5920@reddit

r/shitfromabutt

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NearbyPhilosophy8740@reddit

Dude, if you just made some gravy and add frozen veg, it’d probably make a decent meal

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stew5462@reddit

I bet the dog would love it

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leaf-green-spring@reddit (OP)

He might take it but he has a clear preference for actual steak, or at least stew beef... he barely accepts rice at all, I don't know what that's about

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Theincendiarydvice@reddit

How dry is it? That might explain it.

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leaf-green-spring@reddit (OP)

Extremely

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Independent-Coat2744@reddit

🧢 I know that dog would eat the burger tho

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RFC793@reddit

This is some r/poopfromabutt material

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BigZangief@reddit

Break the party up into little bits. Garlic salt it generously, the. Throw it in the pan nicely flat. Don’t stir or move it until it’s just about cooked through and then quickly stir it around before putting over your rice. This way it gets char on the bottom but doesn’t dry out the meat. And when you pour it over the rice, the fat helps to not make it so dry. I used to eat this 1-2 times a day and still love it

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bandwagonnetsfan@reddit

Buy some Japanese Curry to put over that