What was your favorite skit on the Dave Chapelle Show??

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Dynamo_Ham@reddit

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

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Johnny-Edge93@reddit

It’s between Rick James and Wayne Brady for me. Probably Wayne.

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Flight_Not_Fancy@reddit

3-way tie between the Rick James and Prince Charlie Murphy True Hollywood Stories and Clayton Bigsby

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Korzag@reddit

Im frequently amazed they piloted that show with Clayton Bigsby. Like holy hell how did that get network approval?

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DirtyBirdDawg@reddit

Show us your face, we wanna see your face!

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selkus_sohailus@reddit

Lmao the explosion fucking got me. And like no one even reacts it’s like something from the simpsons

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SwitchbackHiker@reddit

He just started with that and said this is what we are. You knew from the start you were in for something good.

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ZaphodBeeblebrahx@reddit

I’m gonna say at least some of them found it hilarious for all the wrong reasons

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Throwaway_inSC_79@reddit

Same. I’d probably throw Wayne Brady into that mix. And if you head over to the Stargate subreddit, they’ll bring up “Does Wayne Brady need to choke a shol’va?”

Runners up would be the gay KKK and the player haters. Specifically the time haters.

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onion4everyoccasion@reddit

It's hard to explain the hilarity that ensued when that Prince bit first aired. It was before the meme era. I watched it in absolute tears

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karaloveskate@reddit

Also can’t forget “when keeping it real goes wrong”

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JeyKeyDeeSee@reddit

My fantasy football team name was Blouses that season because of this skit.

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FriarTurk@reddit

If you visit Paisley Park, part of the tour focuses on where he liked to make and serve pancakes.

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Throwaway10123456@reddit

And then Prince released an album with the cover being Chappelle playing Prince.

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Flight_Not_Fancy@reddit

I still laugh to tears when I see any of these episodes

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Anemones_In__Spades@reddit

Can't beat Rick James, Prince, and Charlie Murphy are the absolute tops. I rewatch them a few times a year intentionally, and there are very few things that I do that with.

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El_Daywalkerino@reddit

Couldn't have chosen better 😂

These three are 1a 1b and 1 c for me

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correct_eye_is@reddit

Not my favorite person se but...

You better wrap that gavel up B!

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Fun fact, G. tranfered some weed to my pocket at my friend's house one day and I don't know who was coming over but my friend just kept saying, "don't say it when you see him" and I didn't know what I wasn't supposed to say but as soon as he walked in the door I knew... Cool Dude...

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LEGOMyBrick@reddit

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YousAPenguinLookinMF@reddit

I’m rich beyotch!!!

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illinoishokie@reddit

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MelpomeneAndCalliope@reddit

This is my favorite as well!

“I am the manager, bitch!”

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ByeJon@reddit

I used to work at a Kinko’s and I’m 100% certain whoever wrote this sketch used to as well.

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CMS_3110@reddit

I used to work there too. A guy at my store worked the overnight shift and did security for Dave's show during the day (he's even in one of the sketches for a moment). He swore to me up and down that he never had any involvement in the pop copy sketch, but I never believed him. I still don't.

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goosejail@reddit

Same & same

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LucyEwalker@reddit

You may get snagged by one of these customer people. Your job is to frustrate them and make them feel unwanted!

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uncctf@reddit

I use this gif at least 2x/week at work.

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andiepandee@reddit

Listen, sister, I gotta go take a shit.

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-Midnight_Marauder-@reddit

To this day me and a mate of mine will randomly interrupt each other and say this.

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-Midnight_Marauder-@reddit

"I don't give a fuck, I'll go to Rikers for 2 years on principle cos I don't play that shit......

... can I help you?"

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youknowwhatthisis00@reddit

My butt itches. I don’t know why, I took a shower.

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Plutoniumburrito@reddit

I say this a handful of times a week!

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That-Jeweler-Girl@reddit

Bitch, I am the manager!

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ViciousSnatch@reddit

“Oil? Bitch, you cooking?” flips table

I quote something from his show at least once a week. It has so become a part of my vernacular that I’d completely forgotten that me quoting tittays comes from CS!

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frumperbell@reddit

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admiralveephone@reddit

Samuel Jackson Beer. Every time it’s on I’m in the floor laughing almost.

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One-Earth9294@reddit

I think that was my first exposure to Bill Burr.

God I love that skit.

IT'S MY BEER. DRINK MOTHERFUCKER!

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admiralveephone@reddit

YOULL BE FUCKIN FAT GIRLS IN NO TIME!

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frumperbell@reddit

HOWS IT TASTE MOTHERFUCKER??!!

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Stonk_Lord86@reddit

The Mad Real World. Dave and team were ahead of their time across the board though.

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-threefeetoffun@reddit

“Correction, I had sex with Katie too.”

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PM_me_your_dawgs@reddit

Katie got some big ass tit-ays

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msw757@reddit

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Gryphon1171@reddit

The Racial Draft

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manxram@reddit

Lysol 🤣

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kmmccorm@reddit

What’s the square root of this apartment?

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Zeke688@reddit

‘Tyree and Lysol are just really nice guys’

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Current_Midnight5294@reddit

“Get ya fat ass outta here before I cut some bacon off ya back”

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ClubberLangsLeftHook@reddit

And bring me a banana cognac biatch!

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manxram@reddit

And a Philly blunt, son.

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ThatDudeWithAS@reddit

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Superb_Valuable_5789@reddit

Real Cambodian

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ThatDudeWithAS@reddit

https://i.redd.it/b42b66m4273h1.gif

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ZaphodBeeblebrahx@reddit

I Only drink the finest breast milks

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T1sofun@reddit

I used to say this when I was breastfeeding my son.

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Current_Midnight5294@reddit

“America wanna see us live, not work. Look at me America, look how Tron is livin’ for the ci-TAYYY.”

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FiK-SiR@reddit

I never understood this reference until I saw New Jack City a few years later.

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Current_Midnight5294@reddit

And the Stevie Wonder song

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howAboutRecursion@reddit

And a banana cognac bitch!

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Putrid-Attempt6586@reddit

100% some of their skits might have been below their standard, but I don’t think they ever did a bad one

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KinNortheast@reddit

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XMXP_5@reddit

A sugar cookie?

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AlphaSuerte@reddit

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Dartmouthest@reddit

I rhyme and I rap, I rap and I rhyme

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CuriousTurtle5@reddit

I spit hot fire 🔥

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BottomDonkey@reddit

Yo who order pizza!? What da square root dis apartment”

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Scrodnick@reddit

Worst come to worst, we do reserve the right to fuck you up

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lexi_prop@reddit

The thing about sleeper holds is when you wake up your anus really hurts!

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Current_Working_2103@reddit

"They got weed in 'em?"

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WuTang4thechildrn@reddit (OP)

r/melanatedgenx

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DirtyBirdDawg@reddit

You stabbed my dad!

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ZaphodBeeblebrahx@reddit

I’m bleeeeeeeding!

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Daylight-Silence@reddit

And a banana Cognac, beeee-itch

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Master_Bonus5064@reddit

Keep on doin’ what you’re doin’ white boy!

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Ok_Ball_788@reddit

The R. Kelly songs he did were pretty damn good.

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frogman696969@reddit

The Rock James sketch was a cultural phenomenon because of its genius. However, so was Clayton Bigsby, which was episode 1, right?

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val0ciraptor@reddit

"Yes he deserved to die and I hope he burns in hell!"

But seriously the unreleased Tupac in the club skit.

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SomeWateryTart83@reddit

I wrote this song a long time ago, a really long tiiiime ago

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BoneWhiteHaze@reddit

It was the dopest song I ever wrote… in ‘94 🤣

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BoneWhiteHaze@reddit

It was the dopest song I ever wrote… in ‘94 🤣

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Famous-Somewhere-@reddit

“How am I doooing this?”

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NJ2SD@reddit

That line is one of my favorites

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NJ2SD@reddit

"And you in the back, you ain't shit. You bought a gin & tonic and you didn't even tip. And if you hit this table one more time then the record might skip, might skip. I told ya, stop hittin' the table."

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CommanderAmander@reddit

Dave Chappelle, that’s not your wife!

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val0ciraptor@reddit

It could be doo doo!

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lorenzo463@reddit

See? I told ya! Quit bumping the table.

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the_kid1234@reddit

I think I still have that in my iTunes library if I search it right now.

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Plutoniumburrito@reddit

Frontline: In A Gay World

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Mrs_Cupcupboard@reddit

I have never seen whatever this is she now I desperately need to. This is how you mow lol

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Nervous_InsideU5155@reddit

Clayton Bigsby

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NegPrimer@reddit

I would probably pick Black Bush...but that's because I don't think it gets talked as much as some of the other skits. If actually choosing a favourite, I wouldn't be able to.

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Oahu_Red@reddit

“I’m rich beeeatch!” (honk honk)

Also, the blind racist bit was so clever and hilarious.

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principessa1180@reddit

Rick James, but I loved that John Mayer skit with white people dancing.

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Bubbly_Wave_4049@reddit

Rick James!

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CabinetSpider21@reddit

Fuck yo couch n****

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sped2500@reddit

What did the five fingers say to da face? SLAP!

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Deesmateen@reddit

Unityyyy

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LQNova@reddit

I still say that randomly.

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Trashman82@reddit

Look what you did to my face!

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Godawgs1009@reddit

Still use this one

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Deesmateen@reddit

One of the quotes I use to know my people

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rosephoenix19@reddit

Coooold blooded!!

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illegal_fiction@reddit

Fuck yo couch!

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MortgageRegular2509@reddit

I’m truly sorry Charlie Murphy. This here is some of the sickest of the icky. Whaddaya say, you wanna smoke with your boy Rick James?

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NeroBureau@reddit

Fuck yo couch!

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neckbeardsghost@reddit

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JadedJared@reddit

I had never watched anything so funny in my life.

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RepulsiveInterview44@reddit

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T1sofun@reddit

When Diddy rides the bodyguard and uses his locs as reins. Amazing.

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wesborland1234@reddit

You doing your taxes? Thats what’s going on in the streets?

I’m shuttin the studio down.

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Daylight-Silence@reddit

Racial Draft or I Know Black People, don't make me choose

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sarcasticlntrovert@reddit

“Somehow, that is correct”

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megamanx4321@reddit

Goodbye fried rice, hello fried chicken.

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frankzappa2020@reddit

For shizzle

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Good_and_thorough@reddit

It’s a bird,

one of those that you just

bring home and wear out.

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Johhnynumber5ht2a@reddit

With their 1st pick the Asian delegation selects....the RZA, the GZA, Old Dirty Bastard, Inspektah Deck.......

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ZaphodBeeblebrahx@reddit

Diversify your bonds.

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WuTang4thechildrn@reddit (OP)

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Why_So-Serious@reddit

Diversify your portfolio, hitches!

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slumberpartymassacre@reddit

Because that's what Newports are?

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NFL_MVP_Kevin_White@reddit

One of the funniest delivers for me:

What?!?! Colin Powell isn’t white. He isn’t even an eight weight. He’s 100% black!

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NoBot-RussiaBad@reddit

Is pimping easy?

..... Hell, yeah!

Somehow, that is correct!

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Daylight-Silence@reddit

Big Daddy Kane would say it ain't easy

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SteakJones@reddit

Pop Copy is still in my brain forever.

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T1sofun@reddit

When Keepin’ It Real Goes Wrong

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diggmasterr@reddit

who said anything about oil, bitch we cookin?

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pixiequix@reddit

Cocaine is a hell of a drug 😆

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Rasputin1916_@reddit

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QueerTree@reddit

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EvergreenHulk@reddit

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Herky_T_Hawk@reddit

There’s a breakfast restaurant in Chanhassen, MN, the city where Prince lived when he died and his Paisley Park Studios is, that has a painting in the front entryway of Prince serving pancakes.

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Hot-Clock6418@reddit

what restaurant?

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Herky_T_Hawk@reddit

Hope Breakfast Bar.

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Hot-Clock6418@reddit

rats. too bad. that owner is a fucking crook

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Dark-Empath-@reddit

Blouses restaurant, Chanhassen, MN

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erinhannon321@reddit

Btiches

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dvoecks@reddit

I just won a trivia contest as an ice breaker at work. First thing I said was "Game. Blouses."

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SheWasAlwaysJody@reddit

Law & Order: Tron Carter

I love all the Constitutional amendments but my favorite is fiiiiiiiiffffff

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Hewish625@reddit

1, 2, 3, 4, FIFFFFF. When he shows the piece of paper with FIF on it I lost it.

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breadmakerquaker@reddit

Racial Draft and close second, When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong

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knosmo78@reddit

I was looking for When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong.

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MagnumHV@reddit

I don't like people playing on my phone

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Sodamyte@reddit

it was a wrong number!!!

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Buckeye_Country@reddit

What's really hood, bitch?

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Master_Bonus5064@reddit

I still say this when talking shit to my buddies.

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ViciousSnatch@reddit

You a bitch, and so is your Aunt.

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FishermansPlatter@reddit

Smashley evens

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lava_monkey83@reddit

Racial draft. “The black delegation chooses Eminem.”

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crazy4schwinn@reddit

Racial draft

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HolidayEggplant81@reddit

Wayne. Brady.

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TheNewGuyFromBahsten@reddit

Is pimping easy? Hell yea

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Significant_Skill205@reddit

What is a badonkadonk? ..."Ooh...that's junk in the trunk. That's what you put your mug on when you saddle up and ride."

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Charlie_the_Tuna@reddit

Wayne Brady, hands down.

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heyman_itsme@reddit

Does Wayne Brady have to smack a bitch?

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terminally_irish@reddit

If there has never been a Rick James (bitch) this would have been the line everyone quoted!

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Mandrake1771@reddit

Choke

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heyman_itsme@reddit

That's it.

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Mandrake1771@reddit

It’s all good, it’s been a minute

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anthrax_ripple@reddit

Unforgivable

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Wallie_Collie@reddit

You better thank mandrake... go on..

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SheOutOfBubbleGum@reddit

In high school my friends and I were constantly asking eachother if we had to choke a bitch?

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-threefeetoffun@reddit

I wanted to use the quote but I’ve already got a warning for violence for describe rules of “the ring”

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KrayzieBone187@reddit

If I ever get to meet Wayne I want to thank him for that. It was perfect.

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Empire-Carpet-Man@reddit

"It's Wayne Brady. My mother-in-law loves you."

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Empire-Carpet-Man@reddit

"It's Wayne Brady. My mother-in-law loves you."

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sick_shooter@reddit

Oh shit, it’s Wayne Brady, son!

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Thrombulus@reddit

RIVERSIDE MUTHAFUCKA

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Ol_Turd_Fergy@reddit

I still say this and “is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch” on a regular basis

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-threefeetoffun@reddit

I love how his sleeve gets stuck on the way down.

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davesmissingfingers@reddit

Came looking for this gem.

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KochuJang@reddit

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?!

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ReggaeForPresident@reddit

At the time it was 100%. Not sure if it would resonate the same way now since Wayne Brady hasn't really been in the spotlight in the last 20 years or so.

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BuffaloRedshark@reddit

Sometimes when watching let's make a deal I'll say "is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?"

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honestrade@reddit

Basically this, because if you were watching along all season they always bagged on Wayne Brady so it was a trip to see him “hosting.”

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ParkMan609@reddit

The only correct answer

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drinkslinger1974@reddit

I remember when that one aired and I couldn’t stop laughing all the way through it.

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csonnich@reddit

Came here to make sure this was at the top.

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AlternativeShoe6973@reddit

"I make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X, huh mf?"

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mitchdactt@reddit

It was Mooney!!

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wundercat@reddit

Dave, hoes.

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CommanderAmander@reddit

Hello, bitches.

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Life-Razzmatazz3338@reddit

Smooth as eggs

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WendyPortledge@reddit

I may be the minority but I have never found him funny.

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ACW1129@reddit

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Agreeable_Mouse6000@reddit

Trading Spouses

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Master_Bonus5064@reddit

I’ve heard of trimming the hedges but you’ve done scorched the earth!

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bluemitersaw@reddit

Correction: earth > erf

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TBShaw17@reddit

And for the first time in my life, I tasted brown sugar…and not in my oatmeal.

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Agreeable_Mouse6000@reddit

Wash yo ass and then we’ll watch Martin Lawrence

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LouDog421@reddit

I smell your light saber

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Humble_Service_868@reddit

I don’t know. What was it!?!?

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WuTang4thechildrn@reddit (OP)

I am going to assume this is sarcasm.

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Humble_Service_868@reddit

Yeah, thanks for checking. Better come through now. Maybe When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong.
That or Hip Hop news, Das EFX edition. Bum-stickity-bum-sticky-bum!

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Brewtown@reddit

Samuel Jackson Lager or the Wife Swap

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Ok-Lawfulness-6820@reddit

The Racial Draft!

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TOBYIT@reddit

Blind klansman was pretty funny

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CampBart@reddit

You fuckn moron!

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Ok_Tale1102@reddit

Game... Blouses

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NJ2SD@reddit

The Player Hater's Ball is my favorite comedy sketch ever. It also helps to be familiar with the HBO documentary "Pimps Up, Hoes Down" which it's based off of.

"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go home and put some water in Buck Nasty's momma's dish!"

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NJ2SD@reddit

https://youtu.be/vaZF6y4vWNI?si=ZYDbbf9fqhuVnrxl

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Zestyclose-Smell-788@reddit

That's very insulting, what you said about my coat. It's made from your momma's pubic hair.

They barely stayed in character during that skit

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OkMeringue2249@reddit

Me too

This is my most favorite sketch of all time

Did not know it was based off another shoe. Totally thought he made this up himself and always wondered how he could’ve thought this up. Makes sense now.

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NJ2SD@reddit

It was an America Undercover documentary, if you remember that series. I don't recall Chappelle ever confirming that it was inspired by that, but there's a segment with a pimp awards show hosted by Ice-T, so I just assumed that's where they got the idea.

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Johhnynumber5ht2a@reddit

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sweetchunkyasshole@reddit

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Ted_Fleming@reddit

You better take that cane beat whoever made that suit to death

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-threefeetoffun@reddit

One of my most used quotes

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AlternativeShoe6973@reddit

"Beautiful on the weekend does stunts for Little Richard in gay movies" always makes my lmao.

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Portland_Runner@reddit

Beautiful: "Buc Nasty, you are so dark that when you touch yourself it's like black-on-black crime."

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mcsweetin@reddit

As I sip this water that I know somebody spit in

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SixStinkyFingers@reddit

Soda

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mcsweetin@reddit

Oh yes, you're so right! My old brain made it water

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TDiz480@reddit

Oooooo, hate hate hate

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Rare_Tomorrow_5425@reddit

This is by far the right answer

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Expensive_Elk3689@reddit

Silky Johnston is nominated for calling in a bomb threat… to the Special Olympics man!

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BloodyRightNostril@reddit

“Rosie O’Donnell.

She looks like she wears underwear with dick holes in ‘em.”

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chihsuanmen@reddit

The best part is how everyone behind Chappelle starts busting out laughing after he delivers the line.

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adamroadmusic@reddit

I love the story Dave told about censors going back & forth about whether or not he could say "dick holes" on television. Its on that live New York unscripted set he did around 2009, its a 4-hour video, most of the audience are English tourists.

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carlydelphia@reddit

Boy George! Now that man right there, I'd hate to fight.

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Hawvy@reddit

“Look like a broke-ass Ice T!!”

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chihsuanmen@reddit

“Next motherfucker that interrupts me is gettin' shot. Please believe that."

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ThatDudeWithAS@reddit

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NoNameNeeded4321@reddit

I always think about them mocking that picture of Diddy. Patrice O’Neal saying his teeth are so small that he looks like a dolphin is the funniest burn ever on TV lmao

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Big_Somewhere9230@reddit

God I miss Patrice.

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NoNameNeeded4321@reddit

Same. Even Shorties Watchin’ Shorties was great lmao

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Notabagofdrugs@reddit

You just made me remember that show.

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carlydelphia@reddit

Dolphin teeth !!

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Godawgs1009@reddit

It's so hard but this and Clayton bigsby are it. I'm so glad i was alive to see this shit when it came out.

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Exciting-Argument-67@reddit

Oh, no, "rofl" goes back to the mid-nineties and chat rooms.

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IceSmiley@reddit

I remember how it seemed everyone in my college watched that sketch and it's a good idea to get people talking about the first episode.

My favorite sketch is Wayne Brady kidnapping Dave though 🤣

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KoopaKaaaaahn@reddit

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

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Author_Dent@reddit

“What can I say about that suit that hasn’t already been said about Afghanistan? It looks bombed out and depleted.”

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Acslaterisdead@reddit

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Putrid-Attempt6586@reddit

Black Bush

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Abooziyaya@reddit

Time Haters

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ymm267@reddit

The Charlie Murphy True Hollywood Stories: The basket ball game with Prince and the Revolution, and Rick James “f*ck yo couch!”

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-threefeetoffun@reddit

Aww shit it’s Wayne Brady!

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p4rc0pr3s1s@reddit

Riverside motherfucker!

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circusgeek@reddit

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Objective-Two-8728@reddit

No one’s going to say Black Bush?

……..Oil? Bitch you cookin?

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heresmytwopence@reddit

Reparations 2003

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Turk_Sanderson@reddit

Dave is a trick ass mark buster who LOVES to remind everyone of HIS personal victim-hood of having TWO educated and professional parents in his life

Fuck him and the horse he rode in on

OH MY MENTAL HEALTH! PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND THE TRAPPINGS OF FAME! WHITE BOYS SCREAMING I'M RICK JAMES IN THE MIDDLE OF FEBRUARY 2004! OH THE HUMANITY!

And then the second a minority groups appears which carries the ire of the right wing he thinks he can collaborate with them in order to deprive of others of their civil rights?

Fuck him

I've met albino white trash blacker than his Uncle Tom ass...

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KermitFrayer@reddit

Pop copy

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retribution81@reddit

The McDonalds one.

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smartasshipstername2@reddit

Young Calvin got a job! Way to go young blood!

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Famous-Somewhere-@reddit

Of the lesser known ones, Arsenio at the cheese tasting.

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smartasshipstername2@reddit

This one caught me so off guard when it aired. I fell out of my seat laughing, literally.

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admiralveephone@reddit

WHY DIDNTCHU TELL ME YOU HAD SUCH GOOD-ASS CHEESE?

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littlemama9242@reddit

I say “ Katie’s got some big ass titties” and "fuck yo couch" wat more than I should.

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badmongo666@reddit

"...buy another one, you rich motherfucker"

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FreddyNoodles@reddit

“He called us the Brothers Darkness…this was before Wesley Snipes”

I know that was just Charlie and not scripted but that gave me a headache I laughed so hard.

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RoastQueefSandwiches@reddit

It's always enjoyable meeting a Katie out in the wild and having that fire off in my brain immediately. Especially when she does have some big ass titties.

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Srcn80@reddit

Wide nose havin’ mutha fucka!

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BillyQuantrill@reddit

Yo we just GAVE him some help

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Zeke688@reddit

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Subject_Command5442@reddit

Fuck yo couch

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Prof-Ponderosa@reddit

Racial pixes

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BoyznGirlznBabes@reddit

What Makes White People Dance feat. John Mayer

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LQNova@reddit

Yes, for some reason I lost it when the waiter elbow drops through the table lol

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jeneral_disarray@reddit

Oh my god the megaphone at 4:45 - kills me every time 🤣

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Doc_ocular@reddit

Play the fight riff!!

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panocha-apretada@reddit

Lotta bush votes in the room

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panocha-apretada@reddit

Why did I have to scroll so far to find this perfection. “Hey oh….Shut…the…fuck…UP!”

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LQNova@reddit

"White people can dance if they are given the correct music."

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gooch_norris_@reddit

The church choir singing the diarrhea song

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Short-Sandwich-8476@reddit

The two different justice systems!” I plead the Fifth,, the Fifth,,,”

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Short-Sandwich-8476@reddit

Tyrone Biggums!

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Short-Sandwich-8476@reddit

Knee High Park!

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FishermansPlatter@reddit

Leonard Washington wife swap skit

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BoognishJones@reddit

The one where Mos Def plays the gang member that makes bird sounds.

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Medical_Argument_911@reddit

Some mark-ass truck just poured Morton salt all over my sneakers mang

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ViciousSnatch@reddit

General Cornrow Wallace!

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jailasauraa@reddit

Him narrating the horribly spelled letter is just...

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darcdarcon@reddit

Mtv cribs

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CG3_3CG@reddit

Clayton bigsby

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Squirrel_Master82@reddit

R Kelly

Drip, drip, drip

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lecoqmako@reddit

Whenever relevant to the specific situation, despite fading general relevance, I still bust out “I wanna piss on you.”

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illegal_fiction@reddit

Yes I do, I’ll pee on you

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cecil021@reddit

same

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That-Jeweler-Girl@reddit

The only thing that makes my life complete, is when I turn your face into a toilet seat

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StayFreshCheesePuff@reddit

Your bodyyyy…. Your body…

….is a porta pottyyy

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313Wolverine@reddit

Pee pee, poo poo

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paulbearer619@reddit

Your body is a Portopotty

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ChristyLovesGuitars@reddit

Fuck that transphobe. Hate how often he pops up in my feed, still.

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DouglasBubletrousers@reddit

Black Bush always gets me.

The United States of Space!

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SomeWateryTart83@reddit

Do I have to remind you of what you can do with an aluminum tube? And if that don't scare you, they have... yellow cake

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Master_Bonus5064@reddit

The N!gas got yellow cake!

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WhiskyStandard@reddit

Wherever someone says yellowcake I hear that guy saying “pray that you don’t drop that shit!” and have to remind myself that no one’s going to get that.

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DouglasBubletrousers@reddit

Don't drop that shit here.

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gobble_my_gobble@reddit

It's in this cia napkin

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Herky_T_Hawk@reddit

M A R S. Mars bitches. Red Rocks!

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-threefeetoffun@reddit

(Tosses cure for aids) Have a nice weekend.

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EndlessConnection@reddit

If the Internet Were Real" (Season 2, Episode 6). In the sketch, the internet is portrayed as a physical, real-world place where Dave visits an illegal "Free Downloads" store to snatch bags full of free music before being invited to a pornography shop by a character played by Ron Jeremy. I didn’t piss myself laughing but this was the funniest shit I had ever seen in my life at that point.

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NoKatyDidnt@reddit

The one that came to mind immediately was the “F*ck It” song.

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PHX480@reddit

Any skit with Leonard Washington is my favorite.

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IlsaMayCalder@reddit

This just reminds me how many quotes from this show I use in my everyday life 😩

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Malaguy420@reddit

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darkskyfalls@reddit

Brenda Johnson’s version of “when keeping it real goes wrong” is one of my favorite skits ever

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NearbyAd9549@reddit

Fuck your couch Charlie Murphey

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Responsible-Maybe289@reddit

Unity!!!!!! SLAM!!!

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No_Oil8507@reddit

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AllTheStars07@reddit

World Series of Dice!

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NJ2SD@reddit

What you know about sevens?!?

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Hot-Clock6418@reddit

ashy larry!!

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blankgeneration201@reddit

Besides the obvious ones like Charlie Murphys Hollywood stories, or Wayne Brady. I loved everything is better in slow motion also when keeping it real goes wrong.

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d3dk0w@reddit

Fuck that, I don’t like people playing on my phone.

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NJ2SD@reddit

I still say this frequently

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Agreeable_Peak_6100@reddit

From eating popcorn in the comfort of her own home, to eating fruit cocktail off a prison floor.

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That-Jeweler-Girl@reddit

I keep it real

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MiaTonee@reddit

Chappelle show....Chappelle show...Chappelle show wooo hoo hoo yea yea yea yea...🎸

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freefood65@reddit

By far Haters Ball. Even they couldn’t stop laughing.

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admode1982@reddit

Clayton bigsby.

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FooFightingManiac@reddit

It’s hard to pick btwn prince, Wayne Brady and Rick James. That said the best quick clip he did was Samuel Jackson imo. Kinkos a solid 2nd

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G-Unit11111@reddit

My username comes from the Trading Spouses episode.

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jibby13531@reddit

It's crazy that was based on Trading Spaces, and I was like it's one thing to trade houses, but they're never making a show where you trade spouses in real life. Then Wife Swap came out.

I smell your light saber

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anthrax_ripple@reddit

G-G-G-G-G-G-Git your ass in the car

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G-Unit11111@reddit

Yup!

My IRL friends called me that after were drinking one night and watching Chappelle's Show DVDs, and I just started randomly quoting that scene. And my one friend is like "I'm gonna call you G-Unit from now on!". And it's stuck ever since.

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WuTang4thechildrn@reddit (OP)

Ha😂

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karaloveskate@reddit

Tie between Charlie Murphy losing to Prince in basketball and Wayne Brady being a stone cold gangster.

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IAm5toned@reddit

Real Hollywood Stories with

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lushico@reddit

“Thanks ribs!”

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NetworkEcstatic@reddit

I sprinkle diamonds on my food. Cuz its the most baller shit you can do to some food. And it makes my dookie twinkle baby!

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Low_Shop8561@reddit

Clayton Bigsby

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hashlettuce@reddit

I have always enjoyed trading spouces.

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sweetchunkyasshole@reddit

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Empire-Carpet-Man@reddit

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GutsAndBlackStufff@reddit

Black Gallagher

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jfabad1821@reddit

This is it!

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ARealBillsFan@reddit

Thank you!

Never go out like some punk bitch with a fuckin mallet!

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GutsAndBlackStufff@reddit

I got warrants!

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Ordinary_Aioli_7602@reddit

Clayton Bigsby is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

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yeuzinips@reddit

When keeping it real goes wrong

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Appropriate-Knee3245@reddit

Fuck yo couch

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Intstnlfortitude@reddit

Racist Mr. Ed

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ArachnidMother7211@reddit

Bigsby

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UWishUWereMiah108@reddit

Charlie Murphy Prince memories

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cataholicsanonymous@reddit

Let me tell you something you may not know about me, Joe Rogan. I smoke rocks.

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Electronic_Repeat_81@reddit

This is Joe Rogan from NBC’s Fear Factor. Can I tell you something? You have great New York boobs.

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TBShaw17@reddit

You should know Mr. Joe Rogan. This ain’t the first time I’ve tasted penis.

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tampapunklegend@reddit

Honestly, Wu-Tang as accountants is probably my favorite. You got to diversify wit ya assets.

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frankzappa2020@reddit

Wu Tang Financial

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Clean_Usual434@reddit

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janedoe15243@reddit

Clayton Bigsby

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Dangerous-Bar-3356@reddit

Rick James #1 for me Playa Haters Ball is definitely up there

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Senor-Cockblock@reddit

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uns0licited_advice@reddit

Too many to choose from. One of the best all time shows.

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Glass-Guess4125@reddit

The one I have seen the most times on repeat is Black Bush. It is just packed full of amazing one-liners.

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FaeFollette@reddit

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

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Drhenrygriffin@reddit

Tupac isn’t dead.

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can-i-be-real@reddit

Black Bush. It’s where I got my Reddit user name

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Illustrious-Reward-3@reddit

Don't drop that shit! Pray to God you dont drop that shit!

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anthrax_ripple@reddit

Special CIA napkin

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Spare-Good-5372@reddit

Clayton Bigsby, the blind black white supremacist.

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whateverday@reddit

1, 2, 3, 4, FIFTH!!!

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freshavocadhoe@reddit

I still shout this out sometimes.

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apoplectic-confetti@reddit

Fif

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KyFly1@reddit

Go upstairs and wash your ass and we’ll watch Martin Lawrence.

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slusmiles@reddit

When keepin it real goes wrong. https://youtu.be/2Gxdw9Uaqng?si=wDN9-9Jdlkiz8glP

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QuietProfessional0@reddit

STD puppets

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No-Tax-209@reddit

Charlie Murphy and Prince

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MagnumHV@reddit

Wutang financial is up there for me 👐🏻 you gotta diversify your bonds and protect ya goddamn neck

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OmegaRainicorn@reddit

His version of Sesame Street with “Fuck it!”

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Bigcurt43@reddit

Knee high park.

We still quote it

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SixStinkyFingers@reddit

The Player Haters Ball is my favorite.

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CharismaticAlbino@reddit

Honestly it was a toss up between Rick James and Prince. He was hilarious as both.

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SortofChef@reddit

Clayton Bixby, Haters Ball

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Srcn80@reddit

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SauerMetal@reddit

World Series of Dice. The funniest thing to air on TV.

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Agreeable_Peak_6100@reddit

World Series of Dice 🎲

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erinhannon321@reddit

Yes!

Ashy Larry

Grits and Gravy, “and when I leave come together like butter cheeks.”

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MechanicStriking4666@reddit

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Depraved_Alt@reddit

Bitch, lemme holla at ya! Holla! Holla! Holla!

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paran01dr0b0t@reddit

Kneehigh Park- the std puppets. Laughed so hard, I cried and was sore the next day!

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TheMatt561@reddit

The 350z commercial parody, I'm day one

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Bigfan78@reddit

"I'm Wayne Brady, bitch!"

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Sodamyte@reddit

IT WAS A WRONG NUMBER!!!

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Efficient_Leopard141@reddit

World Series of Dice

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sassyfontaine@reddit

I was remembering all the Paul Mooney bits recently. Absolutely gold.

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greenroombro@reddit

"White people love Wayne Brady because he makes Byrant Gumbel look like Malcolm X"

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Legitimate-Term2310@reddit

Racial draft

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referencefox@reddit

So long fried rice, hello fried chicken!

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gobble_my_gobble@reddit

Fer shizzle 🤓

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ComplexImmediate5140@reddit

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Kaiser-Sohze@reddit

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Pop Copy

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Panelak_Cadillac@reddit

I still use the term "Habitual Linestepper" to this day.

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molsonmuscle360@reddit

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rememberthegreatwar@reddit

Makin' The Band was great. Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan and Dylan! I spit hot fire!!

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tulsuduke@reddit

I'm torn between

"BREAAAAST MILK...YOU MADE MY DA-AY!"

and

"UH BUMBAKUNG, UH BUMBAKUNG
UH BUMBABUMBABUMBAKUNG
A RUMPUN TUMP
A RUMPUN TING
A RUMPA TUMPA TUMP
A RRRRUMP UN STING"

As my favorite lines from that skit

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badmongo666@reddit

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Troof_Out_Here@reddit

Clayton Bigsby was the funniest skit I’d ever seen on any show

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Several-Hamster3096@reddit

I feel like the show peaked on its first episode because of that sketch. The rest of the show is really good, but they hit the first episode out of the park.

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GivesYouGrief@reddit

I often cite this show as a rare example of a show that the first episode is actually the best one. Hard to do that.

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Several-Hamster3096@reddit

No B's here, I was also in a gas station one day. There was a very voluptuous woman checking out wearing tight jeans and a tank top. She was digging into her pockets for cash, she did a little bouncy jiggle to get into her pockets, and in my mind I think of Chappelle saying "come on titty" and sure enough in the Speedway check out line this girl's boob pops out, same way as the car scene in that first episode.

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gobble_my_gobble@reddit

I forgot about that one. So good

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elonbrave@reddit

I still think about it.

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Small_Tax_9432@reddit

https://i.redd.it/y2868ya8473h1.gif

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SacamanoRobert@reddit

*sketch

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theglatmachine@reddit

I'll have a Samuel Jackson

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ReggaeForPresident@reddit

You'll be fucking fat bitches in no time

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G-Unit11111@reddit

It's my beer! It'll get ya drunk!

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onion4everyoccasion@reddit

Me three

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5ubatomix@reddit

SAMUEL JACKSON BEER!!

AINT YOU SEEN ANY OF MY MOVIIEEESS??

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-threefeetoffun@reddit

Juice?! That was good one. Deep Blue Sea? They ate me! A fucking shark ate me!

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Routine_Astronomer_2@reddit

Good choice muthafucka

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bumblebeetown@reddit

IT’LL GETCHA DRUNK

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drainbamage1011@reddit

MMMMM MMMM BITCH

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Swimming_Temporary_7@reddit

Race draft

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krusty_yooper@reddit

Game. Blouses.

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ReggaeForPresident@reddit

All of them. This was a rare thing when it was all great. No misses, no stinkers.

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Ss4scoobydoo@reddit

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IndependentNo4685@reddit

but I’m going with “ make me pancakes, bitches”

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ZakDahdger@reddit

What did

The five

Fingers

Say

To the

Face?

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ZeeeeeroCool@reddit

Clayton Bigsby for the fact it was part of the PILOT 😆 The Charlie Murphy RHS is just epic storytelling too.

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Anxious_Emu369@reddit

As a devotee of The Purple One, there can be no other answer than Prince. Naysayers should cleanse themselves in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

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IndependentNo4685@reddit

Great question

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Where_Is_Bucky@reddit

World Series of Dice

“When I leave, come together like butt cheeks”

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marysunshine@reddit

The racial draft or anything to do with Rick James.

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striptheflesh121@reddit

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to smack a hoe?

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Admirable_Try_1209@reddit

I live in the same small town as Dave. Donnell moved here a few years ago as well. I have some very good stories!

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Big_Somewhere9230@reddit

Close to Young’s Dairy?

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Azaroth1991@reddit

Clayton Bigsby

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cdizzle6@reddit

P-Diddy Makin the Band. “Breast milk (clink-clink) you make my daaay!

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joeblk73@reddit

Clayton Bigsby skit

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Bootwacker@reddit

How has nobody mentioned Tyrone yet? Peanut butter and crack is the breakfast of champions.

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KoopaKaaaaahn@reddit

I use the line from popcopy sketch in the first episode all the time. “Because fuck em, that’s why,”

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gobble_my_gobble@reddit

Wayne Brady

Black Bush

Prince

Howard Dean

Time haters

Hard to choose

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WaterAirSoil@reddit

And a banana cognac bitch!

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GothamGreenGoddess@reddit

https://i.redd.it/hmsv5t1a073h1.gif

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MondegreenFamily@reddit

The Rick James night is beyond anything that television has ever been able to accomplish ever since. For one brief moment in time. We were all Rick James, bitch!

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Fast_Method2196@reddit

Y’all are all forgetting the R Kelly skit and that shit turned out to be real real

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Lawrenceburntfish@reddit

CHARLIE MURPHY

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pimento_mori@reddit

We still regularly quote “I can’t eat all of it!” In our house.

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Broad_Food9658@reddit

Haters Ball.

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GivesYouGrief@reddit

I often say I am in the beginning stages of mudbutt.

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GivesYouGrief@reddit

WelcometoPopCopyhowcanIhelpyou

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LeperFriend@reddit

The amount of "fuck your couch" getting thrown around was absolutely exhausting

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Leon_Trout@reddit

The guy from Men in Tights had a show?!

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Winter_Dimension8107@reddit

The racial draft.

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DirtyBirdDawg@reddit

Clayton Bigsby made me laugh so hard I think I may have cried during the episode. We used to quote so many lines from that sketch and being black, the ones we quoted the most were the ones that would get HR involved in 2026. In 2003 though? We were fine.

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Possible-Tip-2914@reddit

Is Wayne Bradey going to have to choke a bitch?

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Id_likeToBeATrain@reddit

Very first skit.

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smoothops85@reddit

Fuck yo couch!!

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CReeseRozz@reddit

Charlie Murphy!

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bdon_58k@reddit

Yo, yo, yo, this tread is getting too long. WRAP IT UP!

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1995droptopz@reddit

Reparations episode. Dude that bought a cigarette truck, strait cash

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IssueActive888@reddit

Clayton Bigsby, it was just so well done and polished

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Background-Idea9906@reddit

Charlie Murphy!!!!

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captain_chalkdust@reddit

Pocket stenographer

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MayoGhul@reddit

Clayton Bigsby hands down

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carlydelphia@reddit

I didnt steal your car, Rhonda!

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Kellzy1212@reddit

Wayne Brady. Training Day was a favorite movie back then.
Close second is “whhhhattt?” Okaaaayyyyyy!

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That-Jeweler-Girl@reddit

OMG, I was in college when that was huge. My boyfriend (later husband) and I went to a local theme park. We were getting seated and checked on a roller coaster and someone started it, and it went up the train. The look on the ride operator face said it all, she had heard it all damn day, and was over it

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Bredda_Gravalicious@reddit

Clayton Bigsby

but haven't seen mentioned...

The World Series of Dice

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johnnycat75@reddit

Reparations

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Plane_Jacket_7251@reddit

So, so many... Wayne Brady was always a good one. But yeah, the first two seasons were just gold

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Terrapin3641@reddit

Woooo so many but my underrated one is Pop Copy. Having worked so many CD jobs, that one had me rolling.

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WhiskyStandard@reddit

“You think Mandela doesn’t know what’s popping on the streets?!”

Admittedly, not a good skit at all, but it’s hard for me to think about Nelson Mandela and not want to say that.

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CyramusJackson@reddit

New 2pac

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PennydumbTheClown@reddit

Blind, black KKK member sketch

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ChiefSampson@reddit

The best thing (among so many great skits) from the show is the out takes of Charlie Murphy laughing hysterically during the Prince skit.

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SomeWateryTart83@reddit

Black George Bush!

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rqx82@reddit

Don’t make me nostalgic for old Dave, especially since I live not that far from him and he’s acclimating/ruining the pocket he built.

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Notredamus1@reddit

Man thats like asking me to pick between my kids. But if I had to pick, Clayton Bigsby because it was on the first episode and it blew my mind at the time.

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