Is there a market in China for a Caucasian jazz pianist?

Posted by Diligent_Egg_5819@reddit | expats | View on Reddit | 11 comments

Hello, I GOTTA GET OUT of this absolutely DEAD END BACKWATER of a US state that I currently reside in!  China looks dope ahhh hell and I've been hearing about these "white monkey" jobs where westerners can work kinda fake or indignant jobs and the only job requirement is not being a Chinese guy.  As an aspiring jazz pianist I would really like to have a job where I play piano in a sophisticated lounge environment where Chinese people buy me drinks and give me big cash tips and I'm friends with a Chinese private detective and there are "dames" and "broads" there and they don't get mad at you if you describe them as "tall drinks of water on a hot Chinese style day".  What city in China is good for a  professional "lounge lizard"? How would I work out a visa as a freelance jazz pianist who wears a big stiff wool suit and a fedora but the fedora looks cool like Frank Sinatra and not lame like a gamer?  Should I learn Chinese jazz songs to expand my chances of getting books at lounges? I do not speak Mandarin but I can kinda do a Sinatra impression due to my velvety voice (I DID NOT MAKE THAT UP, PEOPLE HAVE TOLD ME ITS VELVETY).