Morningstar chicken nuggets with low sodium soy sauce and a mortar full of crushed peanuts
Posted by taozee3@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 50 comments
Salohacin@reddit
Can we address the elephant skull in the room?
TKG_Actual@reddit
I don't think I've ever seen so many bad culinary decisions in one picture before.
Glenmarththe3rd@reddit
✨boy✨dinners✨
Fortehlulz33@reddit
Weirdly enough, the most "boy dinner" part of this picture is the animal skull
Glenmarththe3rd@reddit
I’ve never bet a girl that drinks Busch and I don’t want too
Fortehlulz33@reddit
More for me tbh
SnausageFest@reddit
The food is by far the least shitty thing pictured.
One_Season458@reddit
If you're talking about the Busch light apple, it's surprisingly good. D'usee is one of the better cognacs you can buy in a store as well
nuclearbuttstuff@reddit
Yeah I won’t sit idly by and hear bapple slander. It’s delicious. If you don’t like Busch Light Apple then fuck you.
Fortehlulz33@reddit
Bapple and Busch Peach are so good.
Adventurous-Vast281@reddit
Would that be Beach, then? Bapple and Beach!
FrogVolence@reddit
Is it similar to cider bc if it is, sign me tf up
One_Season458@reddit
It's kind of its own thing
johnwynnes@reddit
Redds Apple Ale came out like 15 years ago, it's not in any way it's own thing. It's Busch light with a half a droppers worth of apple flavoring.
One_Season458@reddit
That's why I'm saying it's its own thing. I managed a liquor store for many years, redds is pretty over bearing. Always was. Busch light apple is very approachable and still has a beer flavor. Redds is for a certain type of consumer, not the beer drinkers.
johnwynnes@reddit
Managing a liquor store means absolutely nothing. You're just responding to people's responses to advertising, garden variety alcoholics, and the smallest sector of normal consumers. It's slop for people who like slop, it's 90% chemicals and 10% fermented malt beverage. Drink a fucking beer.
nuclearbuttstuff@reddit
If you like cider and don’t hate beer, I think you’d like it. It’s just a good, light, drinkable beer with a little bit of sweetness to it. I am exaggerating my love of it here, but I do think it’s good stuff. I bought a case a few weeks ago and it was like the best thing after cutting the grass on one of those hot days.
TheRateBeerian@reddit
Right the jay z owned cognac is quite mid
Miora@reddit
Why is it so hard for for people to throw their trash away
ADHorvath1@reddit
Crushed peanuts?!!?!!? Never in my life have I heard of this.. whyyyy?
taozee3@reddit (OP)
I had them leftover from peanut soup
ADHorvath1@reddit
That’s fair. And btw you should try the keystone apple if you like Busch apple. It’s new this summer and pretty decent
DarePatient2262@reddit
I agree. Crushing peanuts seems like the worst thing you could do to them.
Adventurous-Vast281@reddit
I just want to know if that cloth hanger is fake or a fawn you taxidermied.
taozee3@reddit (OP)
It's a duiker
Adventurous-Vast281@reddit
Okie doke. I was just curious whether it was real or not.
taozee3@reddit (OP)
Yeah it's real, duikers are the second smallest antelope that exist. He has his balls still attached so I covered him up
primadiamonds@reddit
I had questions and was not ready for the answers 😂 Thanks OP
Adventurous-Vast281@reddit
Heard. Way to protect his modesty 😉. Go on a lot of African hunting trips?
taozee3@reddit (OP)
Nah just lucky on Craigslist
roughczech@reddit
Low sodium but I good I got those peanuts, spy sauce whiskey and beer. Definitely one healthy meal
Business_Wind6122@reddit
Bro what
roughczech@reddit
Bruh, have another one....
If you consume all that on the table, you don't have to worry if the soy sauce is low sodium
blaq_marketeer@reddit
Bros gonna go hunt hillbilly vampires when he's done eating...
jbjhill@reddit
r/drunkencookery would like a word
BTMillie@reddit
D'usse also?! This isn't a struggle meal, this is a struggle heal
Glassesguy904@reddit
Why bapple with chambord
justanyting@reddit
Why do you have the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?
Sorcerous_Tiefling@reddit
For real you should seek help. You shouldnt need to drink 7+ beers and also hard alcohol on top of that while eating dinner alone. If this isnt a cry for help id be shocked. Eat a vegitable and cut back on alcohol or you are actually going to die early from a preventable cause. Cirrhosis is a very shitty way to die bro..
taozee3@reddit (OP)
🫡
Ypsiowns3013@reddit
Is that bapple?! 😂🤣
Sea_Spray7368@reddit
Hell yeah
Dupps_I_Did_It_Again@reddit
And, perhaps, some beer.
Apart_Pineapple2392@reddit
Rays_LiquorSauce@reddit
We get it, you drink.
GritCityPrincess@reddit
Get help 🩷
mrsloopy279@reddit
And Bapples, don't forget the Bapples
SuperAdaGirl@reddit
and a whole lotta busch
skepticcaucasian@reddit
Are those the vegan nuggets? If so, I miss them. I haven't had them in so long ,and it's good to cut out meat once in awhile.
Adventurous-Vast281@reddit
They are but, honestly, you are probably better off just eating a piece of chicken. All that pre-made vegan stuff in the frozen food section is super high processed with enough salt to pickle you from the inside out. Not slamming veganism, I go pretty long periods without eating meat but there is much better stuff out there.