Anon likes busty girls

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morgentrona@reddit

fat and flat is the most horrendous body type, but rolls and cellulite aren't worth the big (usually very saggy) tits. they look good in clothes, but once they come out.. it's over

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morgentrona@reddit

that's a low t attempt at aggression, try again. this time less passive. be a man.

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PM-ME-YOUR-NIPNOPS@reddit

Did you just "I'm rubber you're glue" me??

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Csonkus@reddit

Fatchickswithsmalltits.com. We need to corner this market.

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JeSuisLePain@reddit

Rolls, cellulite, and saggy tits ain't always a bad thing. One man's trash, so to say...

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AtomicMonkeyTheFirst@reddit

Being fat doesnt automatically mean big tits.

Nature is cruel. Sometimes there's no silver lining.

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LooseButtPlug@reddit

Is this what you do with your time? Finding technicalities to argue about?

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Vulturre@reddit

Hearing a judgement about how time is spent from someone with "top 1% commenter" on a 4chan sub is hilarious.

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LooseButtPlug@reddit

You can say one funny thing a week and end up in the 1% group. Too bad you need a mediocre sense of humor... Something I'm afraid you'll never gain

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AtomicMonkeyTheFirst@reddit

Pretty much alternating between that and pointless internet arguments

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LooseButtPlug@reddit

You should spend more time masturbating.

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ramm102412@reddit

This is the kind of interaction AI wants to take away from us. Let that sink in

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AtomicMonkeyTheFirst@reddit

I do both at the same time. I have two hands.

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McWeaksauce91@reddit

I’m also in the camp that fat tits are usually gross too. Gross shape, gross hang factor, gross figure.

Natural bust relative to body size will always be a league of its own.

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LombaxTheGreat@reddit

Fat also doesn’t mean loyal or that they’ll love you.

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From my experience fat women (talking about American standarda where "fat" means youre quite over the obese range) consistently were worse partners and my luck with women treating me decently went up considerably when I wasnt dating fat women anymore.

People make the mistake of thinking being fat is a physical characteristic only but its not, someone who is addicted to food and doesnt care enough about themselves to lose it have other traits that are bad in a relationship including selfishness, laziness and hedonism. If you've ever heard of Amberlynn Reid, while I wasnt with anyone even approaching half her size, her negative traits I tend to see in lots of obese people.

I used to be pretty obese myself so im not punching down here. Speaking from experience.

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LLMprophet@reddit

Nothing means loyal for men or women.

One interesting thing women do well is that once they no longer love you, they can change what they felt in the past so that they retroactively never loved you.

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STFUNeckbeard@reddit

They do give some pretty righteous bjs though. I woke up next to a she-hog once after getting shitfaced and was deep in a pit of despair and self hatred about it. But then next thing I know she was slobbing on my knob and it was ball burstingly good

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Supremely_Zesty@reddit

They go the extra mile because they know they got the short end of the stick. I'm a decent looking guy but will occasionally go for ladies lower on the attractiveness scale because they will literally let you do anything. All you have to do is give them a good O and you've got them wrapped around your finger. Haven't had a single dead starfish, they go absolutely wild and will suck your soul out through your dick. Have yet to be disappointed

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STFUNeckbeard@reddit

Yep, literally just finger blasted her and she came hard (didn’t even have to work that hard at it because I think she was just so starved for it). She was massaging my balls and just slobbing and throating me, I popped off like a teenager in moments. Looking at her afterwards was shameful again, but can’t lie it was a top 3 bj

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tonyaustin6@reddit

Having big tits bc you’re fat is like having a really fast car bc it’s going off a cliff

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sendmetittipics@reddit

Unironically this.

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One_more_username@reddit

Keep posting more pepe memes on 4chan, that should definitely work out.

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M1ssTake_@reddit

Who doesn't love pepe?

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SierraDespair@reddit

Be rich

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Stupid10YearOld@reddit

The real answer

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JeSuisKing@reddit

As a person of means; they never really love you.

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Medical_Officer@reddit

Wife has big naturals. Not sure if she loves me.

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Kashimashi@reddit

You can buy tits, but you can't buy love.

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poopsmcgee27@reddit

Who doesn't?

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8last@reddit

Only advice i have is if a large titted gal shows you her nipples at the bar, you'll be smothering your face in those puppies later that night. So step 1 is to start there.

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OuterWildsVentures@reddit

So go to the bar and ask to see nipples

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MacrossX@reddit

You can't win if you don't play

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8last@reddit

Keep on knocking until it happens.

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Tony_Roiland@reddit

I don't like dogs

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cat__weasel@reddit

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HefflumpGuy@reddit

Her boobs are lopsided.

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Iddra_@reddit

I haven't seen boobs that aren't.

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HefflumpGuy@reddit

Must be a design flaw then

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2_brainz@reddit

Gym

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marius_titus@reddit

Get fit, that's it. That's the cheat.

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2_brainz@reddit

Yep

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research_badger@reddit

It’s doable, but my friend, you may be surprised to realize those boobs are attacked to living, breathing, human being

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Gold-Application3680@reddit

Be rich

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pestivator@reddit

actually whats the advice to find any attractive & intelligent women who really loves you?

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philmarcracken@reddit

>attractive & intelligent women

>who really loves you

pestivator, I...

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lewd-boy-o@reddit

"Genuinely loves you"

Yeah that might be a tall order bud :/

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PMmeuroneweirdtrick@reddit

Ok ok how about genuinely pretends to love you? What are my chances?

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lewd-boy-o@reddit

If you have tons of money then yeah much higher. Might be cheaper to just buy a hooker though.

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PinBeneficial1366@reddit

But hooker doesn't love you, that's why people don't treat sex with them as something good

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lewd-boy-o@reddit

Someone that loves you just because you have money is worse though

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PinBeneficial1366@reddit

That called "upper class whore" but society now allow them to talk and teach new generations their ways, without being ashamed and called what she is

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LLMprophet@reddit

Society now allows convicted felon pedos to be POTUS to talk and teach new generations their ways and bomb 168 school children in other nations and sell out their country for Israel without being ashamed.

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Prudent-Platypus-975@reddit

Worse than "genuinely loves you"

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BrocoliAssassin@reddit

He already lost all hope on that one. If you have to ask for something as big as that, you are at the point where you have to take what you can get.

They really need to teach men to workout and get some meaningful hobbies so they can get some self esteem and teach them that the quickest way to never getting a girl is to listen to what they say they want.

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ExerciseFinal9915@reddit

Go to church

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AthiestCowboy@reddit

Become the version of yourself your dream girl desires.

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iVar4sale@reddit

Fat girls have big boobs and low confidence so... not hard at all actually

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Supremely_Zesty@reddit

However they are low quality compared to a small waisted busty woman. It's the difference between an overcooked grocery store steak and Wagyu beef cooked to perfection. One has lots of excess fat and gristle that you'd rather not be there along with a subpar texture and the other has fat in all the right places and makes you salivate at the sight of it.

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JanBartOlivia@reddit

Workout and be Bald

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TheDiddlerOfBob@reddit

Go to a gym daily, find a girl whos out of shape and talk to them

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PinBeneficial1366@reddit

"make investment in future"

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Cat_From_Kathmandu@reddit

Hodl

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JustChillin3456@reddit

Jewish women. Bake them fatty foods it’s that simple

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Becaus789@reddit

Step 1 ask her a question about herself
Step 2 act interested
Step 3 listen don’t talk
Step 4 be interested
Step 5 be interesting

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Shaquarington_Bithus@reddit

Keep posting on 4chan and it’ll work out

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clayticus@reddit

Shouldn't be hard in the USA 3/4ths of women are obese

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kb24fgm41@reddit

The real answer is to treat her like she has small boobs

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Seyelent@reddit

Either gotta be chubby or op needs to procreate and hopefully they develop due to pregnancy

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Gilgamesh107@reddit

try being pleasant to be around

dont talk about how much you like the tate bros or fuentes

wash your face

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JeSuisLePain@reddit

Even if you don't talk about it, if you like the tate bros or fuentes then the odds of finding a woman who will genuinely love you are astronomically low.

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