woah anon leave some foids for the rest of us
Posted by Alarmed-Risk7885@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 38 comments
Posted by Alarmed-Risk7885@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 38 comments
JustChillin3456@reddit
This is unironically how I got my first gf
Riventh@reddit
tell us more
JustChillin3456@reddit
I was an autistic kid and I saw this Latina girl with a fat bum I really liked. We were standing on line to enter our home room and I noticed she was being pushed out of the line by other kids. I was too nervous to say anything so I literally just grabbed her and moved her to the spot in front of me. She was shocked for a moment then said “don’t touch me!”
We ended up going out a week later when she asked me out.
We dated for 3 years then she cheated on me with my best friend. Still smashed tho
Alarmed-Risk7885@reddit (OP)
W
JustChillin3456@reddit
Don’t be. I got a new girl with a big bum and massive milkers
TheOleicOracle@reddit
Was her pussy nice?
JustChillin3456@reddit
It was, she even let me in her bum
blveberrys@reddit
“with a fat bum” is frying me
Doppel2ganger@reddit
So sad, real and straight😔
Dog_Got_license@reddit
Actually funny tho
ComedyGold13@reddit
i love this, actually
southwest_barfight@reddit
I don't, just walk forward at a diagonal angle to signal them to go the other way like a normal human
maggiemayfish@reddit
Shit your pants to assert dominance of the hallway
MrBingly@reddit
Exactly! It's easier to lean over and grope them if they're sidestepping. Groping straight on its awkward and difficult.
echit2112@reddit
Always good to get the opinion of a professional🫡
FollowingSuitable941@reddit
is anon delusional?
thr33beggars@reddit
I think anon just misspoke.
He said he picked a girl up, turned around, and put her down so they could go on their respective ways.
I think what he meant to say was he went to the bathroom, went into the stall with a hole in the wall, and blew several men.
Easy mistake to make.
Reaper781@reddit
Why do you think he was in such a hurry? He was late for his 4 o clock.
KER1S@reddit
4 o cock
ishitwashingmachines@reddit
This one is somewhat plausible, 'gard strength is real
Skyp_Intro@reddit
I actually did that a couple of times in the 80’s. Alcohol was involved. ‘Tism was diagnosed much later.
CalmGuy69@reddit
is the sky blue?
Spoonplague@reddit
Yeah, but let him be happy
Danijay2@reddit
Autism Rizz. And the worst part is that it might actually work.
MrBingly@reddit
Legit knew girls in college that would've creamed themselves if a guy did that.
Assuming he's good looking of course
serial_feet_sniffer@reddit
Anon inappropriately touches a little girl
Alarmed-Risk7885@reddit (OP)
partoutrichie@reddit
I've done that but only to people I know, don't try to grab a lone woman in the street guys
Ver_Nick@reddit
Pick up a human like a box? With your hands straight out? Anon never tried lifting people in his life
kartblaster@reddit
Anon has the right idea but needs to have a talk about personal boundaries
uncle_rooch@reddit
Anon violates so many people on a daily basis it doesn’t even register anymore
SquareDinner5357@reddit
Violet is just a pretty color to anon
-SandorClegane-@reddit
Anons next post:
ze_existentialist@reddit
Anon doesn't realize he can use his words
Prestigious-Fig1172@reddit
thermjuice@reddit
Girl sees anon yet keeps moving forward
Accurate_College_864@reddit
anon helps a fellow regard
RoninOak@reddit
Anon walks down the wrong side of the hallway, expects others to get out of his way...