It's a league game, Smokey

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BNATiger@reddit

Far fucking out. Guess I know what I am watching next (up in the air right now).

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lIlIIlIIllIllIlIIIll@reddit

The announcement was that he was over the line.

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Connect_Living_591@reddit

It’s ok he dabbles in Pacifism. PS-I did not know that.

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What-a-Crock@reddit

Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing. I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so these fucking credit cards and airline mile deals can interrupt my movie

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ThiccExternalDrive@reddit

Come on, man, it's Smokey.. so his toe crossed the line

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MisterE1200x@reddit

The announcement is in the voice of Sam Elliot.

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RalphTheCrusher@reddit

Is TBL actually back on Delta now? New shit has come to light!

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Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit

Hey, man, it’s an in-flight movie, so what if the pilots message covered the movie a bit…

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Soulless--Plague@reddit

This is a long haul flight, this determines if we make our connection at the next airport. Am I wrong? Am I wrong?!

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jayhof52@reddit

“This is your captain speaking; if you look out the left side of the aircraft you will find a stranger in the Alps.”

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Soulless--Plague@reddit

What are you a fucking Air Traffic Controller now?

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MrCharles63@reddit

You can imagine where it goes from here

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Look dude,, this is your partner. HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY! AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES? Walter put the piece away,,, they're calling the cops man. Walter put the piece away. Walter? YOU THINK IM FUCKING AROUND HERE! MARK IT ZERO!! Alright it's fucking zero. You happy you crazy fuck? It's a league game smokey.

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MrCharles63@reddit

Smokey was a conscientious objector

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Krispykid54@reddit

But he wudden over.

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steve_zissous_glock@reddit

A world of pain.

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ILuvRossiTheKittyCat@reddit

This violates a number of the league’s bylaws.

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WhatIsTheAmplitude@reddit

They’re calling the FAA man.

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Grip-my-juiceky@reddit

Do you like Air Travel, Mr Lebowski? It can be a natural, zesty enterprise

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WangDoodleTrifecta@reddit

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downtune79@reddit

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Downtown2@reddit

Not on the rug, man.

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BOMBLOADER@reddit

THERE.. it’s zero.. you happy know? You crazy Fuck

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abornemath@reddit

Has the whole plane gone 𝘊𝘙𝘈𝘡𝘠?

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centerofhearts@reddit

Jimmie Dale doesn't deserve that.

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urban-achiever1@reddit

I so wish this was an option on my last flight. I will have to use my phone to watch on my return trip.

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Just_Ad_8679@reddit

Over the Line!

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worthyfukinadversary@reddit

I myself dabbled in pacifism once . Not on an airplane of course.

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HeavyMetalRN1974@reddit

“Excuse me stewardess……mind if I do a J?”

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Subject-Relevant@reddit

There are rules

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axlgreece5202@reddit

An announcement is in progress courtesy of Sobchak Security.

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johnnywalkerblack81@reddit

Bulll-shit Wahll-ter

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Still_Function@reddit

The flight crashes into the mountain?

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S1eeper@reddit

Don't be fatuous, Still_Function.

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ILuvRossiTheKittyCat@reddit

Nothing is fucked here.

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j0llyj0nny@reddit

Calm down you're being very undude.

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Annual-Negotiation-5@reddit

Calmer than you are

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legs_y@reddit

As a tall guy, sitting in airplane seats for any amount of time is like entering a world of pain. A world of pain.

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FuzzyTop75@reddit

This isn't Delta, there are rules.

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Pseudonymble@reddit

[mic crackle] Attention pasengers; this is your pilot speaking. Uhhhhh, please note, there ARE rules on this flight, and, uhhhhhh, we here at Delta would appreciate it if you could all, uhhhhhh, give a fuck about them. Thank-you!

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ImmediateBed2200@reddit

Were you listening to the flight attendants announcement?

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901Soccer@reddit

THE GOD DAMNED PLANE HAD CRASHED INTO THE MOUNTAIN!

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copaseticsplenetic@reddit

Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules??!

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TomatilloAccurate475@reddit

I hope you're returning Cynthia's dog to her in Hawaii

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LouDog0187@reddit

THE STEWARDESS IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE! Also, Dude, stewardess is not the preferred nomenclature. Flight attendant, please.

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xXBiG-PeTeXx@reddit

Mark that frame an and you are entering a world of pain.....

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t0advine@reddit

This is your captain speaking. Time of arrival at your destination is 12:06, we will now begin final approach to World of Pain.

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Negative-Ad-1049@reddit

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RoundTiberius@reddit

Is that near the in-n-out burger

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SirBabiez@reddit

STFU Donny

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Icy-Banana-3291@reddit

Let me guess, they interrupted the movie to tell you about how this isn’t nam, this is air travel, there are rules.

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Slo_Chill@reddit

I’ve flown commercially before. Not in ‘Nam, of course.

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NotYerBoyBlue@reddit

Hey, Walter, come on man, it's Smokey. So his toe slipped over a little, you know.

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Longjumping-Hunt-543@reddit

it's just a game, man

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h8101@reddit

Yeah but I wut’nt over

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SirBabiez@reddit

Walter, put the piece away man. They are calling the air hostess.

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Different_Top_2776@reddit

[To the flight attendant] You got any Kahlua?

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roshanritter@reddit

They’re calling the air marshals man.

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Frankfactor517@reddit

This isn’t Spirit Airlines, there are rules.

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therealtwomartinis@reddit

Me and everybody else, eyeball to eyeball. That's fuckin' budget travel.

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Electric_Apricot2112@reddit

The god damned plane has crashed into the mountain!

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Express_Area_8359@reddit

“Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking. To all watching the movie. He is over the one”

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Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit

What’s this shit, this “over the one” bullshit?

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Express_Area_8359@reddit

What you dont roll Saturday shit? ( saw my bad spelling thank you for this shit man)

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Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit

Is this a… what day is this?

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Express_Area_8359@reddit

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hexagon-yurt@reddit

What are you, an airline Captain now?

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OliverKitsch@reddit

That ain’t uhh. That ain’t legal either.

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NormalDudeWithACurse@reddit

They're calling the cops Walter put the piece away (song-song voice)

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RedPhule@reddit

Calmer than you are

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Prestidigitoriuhm@reddit

Wellp, it's all water under the plane, now...

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notcabron@reddit

I watch it every time lol

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patronizingperv@reddit

They're calling the flight attendant, put the piece away...

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howsthisforsmart@reddit

Waving the fucking gun around!?

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CCN1983@reddit

Those kraut bastards in the cockpit can untaxi!

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marvelousmondays@reddit

Yeah, but I wasn't over! Gimme the marker, Dude! I'm marking an 8.

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Key_Country3756@reddit

You’re like a child who wanders in interrupting in the middle of a movie to make some stupid announcement!

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SeaSkimmer2@reddit

That’s right, Dude, they peed in the fucking aisle.

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Aramkhutu@reddit

Smokey my friend

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tyderian25@reddit

Announcement in progress: Mark it zero!

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BopNowItsMine@reddit

Look out the window. π•π•π Man in me will do. Nearly any task. As for compensation there's a little he would ask..... π•π•π

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pi_face_@reddit

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!