Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing. I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so these fucking credit cards and airline mile deals can interrupt my movie
Look dude,, this is your partner.
HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY! AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?
Walter put the piece away,,, they're calling the cops man.
Walter put the piece away.
Walter?
YOU THINK IM FUCKING AROUND HERE! MARK IT ZERO!!
Alright it's fucking zero. You happy you crazy fuck?
It's a league game smokey.
[mic crackle] Attention pasengers; this is your pilot speaking. Uhhhhh, please note, there ARE rules on this flight, and, uhhhhhh, we here at Delta would appreciate it if you could all, uhhhhhh, give a fuck about them. Thank-you!
BNATiger@reddit
Far fucking out. Guess I know what I am watching next (up in the air right now).
Few_Variation5459@reddit (OP)
The fucking dude abides
lIlIIlIIllIllIlIIIll@reddit
The announcement was that he was over the line.
Krispykid54@reddit
He’s fragile.
Connect_Living_591@reddit
It’s ok he dabbles in Pacifism. PS-I did not know that.
Neither-Bag7127@reddit
Not in 'Nam, of course.
Active_Education_747@reddit
Not everything involves NAM!
What-a-Crock@reddit
Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing. I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so these fucking credit cards and airline mile deals can interrupt my movie
ThiccExternalDrive@reddit
Come on, man, it's Smokey.. so his toe crossed the line
samn32@reddit
Bullshit, mark it 8 Dude
Outrageous-Pirate891@reddit
It’s all water under the bridge.
DudeB5353@reddit
Will you just take it easy?!?
Active_Education_747@reddit
Your team may be disqualified.
MisterE1200x@reddit
The announcement is in the voice of Sam Elliot.
RalphTheCrusher@reddit
Is TBL actually back on Delta now? New shit has come to light!
cake_piss_can@reddit
Are you flying to Nam?
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit
Hey, man, it’s an in-flight movie, so what if the pilots message covered the movie a bit…
Soulless--Plague@reddit
This is a long haul flight, this determines if we make our connection at the next airport. Am I wrong? Am I wrong?!
jayhof52@reddit
“This is your captain speaking; if you look out the left side of the aircraft you will find a stranger in the Alps.”
Soulless--Plague@reddit
What are you a fucking Air Traffic Controller now?
Junior_Lavishness_96@reddit
I’m perfectly calm, dude.
Lopsidedlopside@reddit
It’s a league game, Smokey.
MrCharles63@reddit
You can imagine where it goes from here
ryzhkov_214@reddit
Look dude,, this is your partner. HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY! AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES? Walter put the piece away,,, they're calling the cops man. Walter put the piece away. Walter? YOU THINK IM FUCKING AROUND HERE! MARK IT ZERO!! Alright it's fucking zero. You happy you crazy fuck? It's a league game smokey.
MrCharles63@reddit
Smokey was a conscientious objector
Krispykid54@reddit
But he wudden over.
steve_zissous_glock@reddit
A world of pain.
ILuvRossiTheKittyCat@reddit
This violates a number of the league’s bylaws.
WhatIsTheAmplitude@reddit
They’re calling the FAA man.
Grip-my-juiceky@reddit
Do you like Air Travel, Mr Lebowski? It can be a natural, zesty enterprise
WangDoodleTrifecta@reddit
downtune79@reddit
Downtown2@reddit
Not on the rug, man.
BOMBLOADER@reddit
THERE.. it’s zero.. you happy know? You crazy Fuck
abornemath@reddit
Has the whole plane gone 𝘊𝘙𝘈𝘡𝘠?
centerofhearts@reddit
Jimmie Dale doesn't deserve that.
urban-achiever1@reddit
I so wish this was an option on my last flight. I will have to use my phone to watch on my return trip.
Just_Ad_8679@reddit
Over the Line!
worthyfukinadversary@reddit
I myself dabbled in pacifism once . Not on an airplane of course.
HeavyMetalRN1974@reddit
“Excuse me stewardess……mind if I do a J?”
Subject-Relevant@reddit
There are rules
axlgreece5202@reddit
An announcement is in progress courtesy of Sobchak Security.
johnnywalkerblack81@reddit
Bulll-shit Wahll-ter
Still_Function@reddit
The flight crashes into the mountain?
S1eeper@reddit
Don't be fatuous, Still_Function.
ILuvRossiTheKittyCat@reddit
Nothing is fucked here.
j0llyj0nny@reddit
Calm down you're being very undude.
Annual-Negotiation-5@reddit
Calmer than you are
legs_y@reddit
As a tall guy, sitting in airplane seats for any amount of time is like entering a world of pain. A world of pain.
FuzzyTop75@reddit
This isn't Delta, there are rules.
Pseudonymble@reddit
[mic crackle] Attention pasengers; this is your pilot speaking. Uhhhhh, please note, there ARE rules on this flight, and, uhhhhhh, we here at Delta would appreciate it if you could all, uhhhhhh, give a fuck about them. Thank-you!
ImmediateBed2200@reddit
Were you listening to the flight attendants announcement?
901Soccer@reddit
THE GOD DAMNED PLANE HAD CRASHED INTO THE MOUNTAIN!
copaseticsplenetic@reddit
Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules??!
TomatilloAccurate475@reddit
I hope you're returning Cynthia's dog to her in Hawaii
LouDog0187@reddit
THE STEWARDESS IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE! Also, Dude, stewardess is not the preferred nomenclature. Flight attendant, please.
xXBiG-PeTeXx@reddit
Mark that frame an and you are entering a world of pain.....
t0advine@reddit
This is your captain speaking. Time of arrival at your destination is 12:06, we will now begin final approach to World of Pain.
Negative-Ad-1049@reddit
RoundTiberius@reddit
Is that near the in-n-out burger
SirBabiez@reddit
STFU Donny
Icy-Banana-3291@reddit
Let me guess, they interrupted the movie to tell you about how this isn’t nam, this is air travel, there are rules.
Slo_Chill@reddit
I’ve flown commercially before. Not in ‘Nam, of course.
NotYerBoyBlue@reddit
Hey, Walter, come on man, it's Smokey. So his toe slipped over a little, you know.
Longjumping-Hunt-543@reddit
it's just a game, man
h8101@reddit
Yeah but I wut’nt over
SirBabiez@reddit
Walter, put the piece away man. They are calling the air hostess.
Different_Top_2776@reddit
[To the flight attendant] You got any Kahlua?
roshanritter@reddit
They’re calling the air marshals man.
Frankfactor517@reddit
This isn’t Spirit Airlines, there are rules.
therealtwomartinis@reddit
Me and everybody else, eyeball to eyeball. That's fuckin' budget travel.
Electric_Apricot2112@reddit
The god damned plane has crashed into the mountain!
Express_Area_8359@reddit
“Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking. To all watching the movie. He is over the one”
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit
What’s this shit, this “over the one” bullshit?
Express_Area_8359@reddit
What you dont roll Saturday shit? ( saw my bad spelling thank you for this shit man)
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit
Is this a… what day is this?
Express_Area_8359@reddit
hexagon-yurt@reddit
What are you, an airline Captain now?
OliverKitsch@reddit
That ain’t uhh. That ain’t legal either.
NormalDudeWithACurse@reddit
They're calling the cops Walter put the piece away (song-song voice)
RedPhule@reddit
Calmer than you are
Prestidigitoriuhm@reddit
Wellp, it's all water under the plane, now...
notcabron@reddit
I watch it every time lol
patronizingperv@reddit
They're calling the flight attendant, put the piece away...
howsthisforsmart@reddit
Waving the fucking gun around!?
CCN1983@reddit
Those kraut bastards in the cockpit can untaxi!
marvelousmondays@reddit
Yeah, but I wasn't over! Gimme the marker, Dude! I'm marking an 8.
Key_Country3756@reddit
You’re like a child who wanders in interrupting in the middle of a movie to make some stupid announcement!
SeaSkimmer2@reddit
That’s right, Dude, they peed in the fucking aisle.
Aramkhutu@reddit
Smokey my friend
tyderian25@reddit
Announcement in progress: Mark it zero!
BopNowItsMine@reddit
Look out the window. π•π•π Man in me will do. Nearly any task. As for compensation there's a little he would ask..... π•π•π
pi_face_@reddit
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!