Was out of milk. Hand-whipped cream and cinnamon toast crunch
Posted by DocKosmosis@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 24 comments
Yes substances were involved. Texture wonderland.
Ive since been informed I could have simply added water and my biceps are not happy
Nopenottodaymate@reddit
If you had cream why didn't you just substitute the unwhipped kind for milk?
Dupps_I_Did_It_Again@reddit
My trick is heavy cream with water, maybe a splash of coffee creamer to extend it a bit.
pawshine_again@reddit
Technically if you do that its just heavy cream and oils at that point because most (american) coffee creamer is non dairy and the main ingredient standing in for said missing dairy is hydrogenated oils.
Mysterious-Egg-624@reddit
Bcuz whipped cream has a better texture
Nopenottodaymate@reddit
I will take your word for that, because it doesn't look better.
Mysterious-Egg-624@reddit
I like it creamy
NOTTedMosby@reddit
Bro, have you ever tried to drink heavy whipping cream? Like drinking butter
mwpdx86@reddit
I love using heavy cream on cereal. I usually thin it out a bit with regular milk, but straight cream is fine. It makes me feel like a Norse viking on the tundra, eating the most calorie dense foods I can find for sustenance while I answer my emails.
Nopenottodaymate@reddit
Why would I try and drink heavy whipping cream.
I guess I forgot other places have odd dairy products.
DocKosmosis@reddit (OP)
Heavy whipping cream is just a marketing name for cream so that is what you originally described
KittiesRule1968@reddit
Freeze it and eat it like ice cream!
Legitimate_Mess_5807@reddit
I thought that was sour cream at first
belljs87@reddit
I saw root beer float CT crunch at Walmart the other day. Anybody give that shit a try yet?
WhatAcheHunt@reddit
You probably used your dominate arm to mix, and I bet that arm reminded you with every bite you took 🤣
No-Pizza-517@reddit
Double and give it to myself
knightlynuisance@reddit
I'd demolish this
Salt_Finger_6863@reddit
I feel your bicep pain having done this to myself for jello once when I was too lazy to go to the store
crystalclearbuffon@reddit
Lovely. Nothing wrong here.
Mysterious-Egg-624@reddit
Ohhhh yeahh
TBellOHAZ@reddit
Cool.
Is that a Weekend at Bernie's shot glass?
DocKosmosis@reddit (OP)
Yeah lol
ZiaWitch@reddit
Maximum_Power7878@reddit
Freeze it, turn into some sort of frozen ice cream sandwich
NoGarbageAllowed@reddit
Would