One bird flipped at a time

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nintendonaut@reddit

I would never actually do what this guy did, of course, but I have certainly fantasized about it and can somewhat understand the all-consuming rage when a city just decides, "Yeah you just can't go where you need to go now because we've closed off every single major road and exit because [insert big event or concert here]."

Like oh cool, guess I'll just go fuck myself then, no problem.

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IcyPride2973@reddit

“Unhinged” with Russel Crowe was a yearning/documentary film for men and a Horror movie for women.

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AussieDaz@reddit

Falling Down is a better watch

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IcyPride2973@reddit

Certified Top 5 “I’m in this and I don’t like it” film.

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MasterofLego@reddit

It was also stupid as fuck

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Capnmarvel76@reddit

Fucking terrible oatmeal studio crap. I’d watched ‘Romper Stomper’ a week before watching that bullshit and wept as to how far Crowe fell.

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Jaruut@reddit

That was me the other day when I had a doctor appointment right next to where the high school graduations were taking place

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Jimmie-Rustle12345@reddit

This shows how cars turn otherwise normal people into psychopaths.

It’s glorious on a bicycle, can go wherever you want. True freedom.

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Purple_Flavored@reddit

Go ride on the freeway and tell us how much freedom bicycles really offer though

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crunchyjoe@reddit

So. Hostile car infrastructure makes it worse for everyone else? Classic story. I'd rather take the train though.

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jetlifevic@reddit

"just decides" Like the parade or event just sprung up out of nowhere that morning to inconvenience you

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NotJayKayPeeness@reddit

I've had multiple instances where some random fucking fun run shit happens that fucks up my commute.

I read the news, I go outside, some things just surprise you.

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xXsirrobloxXx@reddit

Those people who heard about the fun runs just all decided to meet up there randomly I guess

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sidjo86@reddit

People when they think the world is their property. You can totally tell when someone has never had it rough go of it or if they did they just dissociated their way through it.

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Skafandra206@reddit

I mean, it's just a decision anyways

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FormerPresidentBiden@reddit

The president visiting cities that I lived in was always fun

"Yes, this path that cuts the city in half is blocked off for x amount of time"

And I work and live on opposite sides 😐

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Hearasongofuranus@reddit

this guy is what I imagine immediately when someone says "American"

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fuih8u@reddit

You can't even look at this guy and think maybe, possibly he could be from anywhere else. 100% Americunt

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Varangus@reddit

The type that instantly goes into a tantrum about his freedumz whenever someone suggests that eating steak 5 times a day, every day, and driving a truck that consumes 50 liter/km maybe aren't such wise life choices.

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Pm_me_clown_pics3@reddit

What's km? Is that kill myself units because I live in europe?

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Varangus@reddit

That's really funny, especially since the US has a 50% bigger suicide rate than the EU.

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PLoxeus@reddit

That’s because immigrants don’t commit suicide.

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Varangus@reddit

That's cool, since the EU has less immigrants than the USA, for double the population.

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PLoxeus@reddit

Oh I get it, you must be one of the ones living in a cozy chalet in the Alps filming Ricola commercials

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Varangus@reddit

I bet that in your head, your reply is a totally logical follow up to what I said, but for the rest of us without schizophrenia, it isn't.

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PLoxeus@reddit

If you don’t have schizophrenia then you are a minority around here, which I know you are totally fine with anyway

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RelevantBee7856@reddit

Holy kek

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ThirdHoleHank92@reddit

Still better than whatever Muslim theocracy you Europeans are about to be living under

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Varangus@reddit

That's rich coming from people that just elected a muslim as the mayor of their biggest and most important city.

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orangultra@reddit

Liter/kilometer? That would make him rage and speed through a parade again.

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Falis_VonOxbigg@reddit

You sound like a communist

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DreamsServedSoft@reddit

perhaps the only downside of a nation built on free expression

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NotJayKayPeeness@reddit

He's what I think when I hear someone say New Jersey.

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420ball-sniffer69@reddit

He’s a convicted rapist also

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Ssyynnxx@reddit

whats this referring to

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NotEeUsername@reddit

Guy drives around barricades onto highway that’s closed off for a marathon with pedestrians everywhere

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Thoob@reddit

I love the look of "Yeah, this is the right move" on his face the whole time once he committed 1000% like any TRUE patriot would.

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Keyboardpaladin@reddit

I love the wide eyes he gets when he realizes just how fucked he is for committing to this

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Shootemout@reddit

the fuckin crazy thing is that he could've played it off after getting to the end with all the people and could've just said "i had road rage and was confused where to go" it would've been a fat fucking lie but it would be the difference between a ticket and jail

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greyetch@reddit

Playing dumb works every time.

There are so many Americans with a 70 iq among us, just pretend to be one for a few minutes when you need to.

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Purple_Flavored@reddit

Isnt he a sex offender too?

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420ball-sniffer69@reddit

It’s not shown in the video but the cops were following in a helicopter and nabbed him right after. Bro got 5 years

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phlaries@reddit

5 years for avoiding traffic???

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phlaries@reddit

The only problem I see in your comment is “highway that’s closed off for a marathon”

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Kurt805@reddit

Please sir may I have a link? I have the world's most boring job

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james_b_beam@reddit

Oh hello colleague!

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lintytortoise@reddit

This was portland oregon wasn't it?

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Beast_of_Guanyin@reddit

https://www.kgw.com/article/news/investigations/portland-man-driver-grand-floral-parade-route-prison-sentence/283-dfd1c654-992f-4dce-bf79-8666b4b19faa

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AHighAchievingAutist@reddit

Hahaha he got 5 years for it too, what a total complete fucking moron

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901_vols@reddit

Worth, hero

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daveeff@reddit

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sidney_Sean_Mecham_Drives_Through_Portland%27s_Grand_Floral_Parade_-_Full_Dashcam_Footage.webm

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Ssyynnxx@reddit

genuinely dont even have words for this lmao

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aerosol_aerosmith@reddit

I too wish to witness

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thottie236@reddit

THEY GOT IT ALL BLOCKED OFF

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Tokarev490@reddit

THE CONVENTION CENTER EXIT, EVERY DAMN EXIT

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Kriztauf@reddit

YOU PUNK MOTHERFUCKERS

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SonOfThorss@reddit

I feel represented by this man

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KoalaOutrageous8166@reddit

The music was the cherry on top.

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TuxPi@reddit

Life in the big city

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Valuable-Chipmunk784@reddit

H U S T L E A N D B U S T L E

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Resident_Fishing1571@reddit

Exposed red brick walls

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The_Third_Molar@reddit

That entire sequence was wild. It goes from road rage idiot to holy shit so fast.

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Tommysrx@reddit

gif

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stuffnshit@reddit

this guy went insane, won't forget this video

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freet0@reddit

Honestly I kind of get it. My city with no warning decided to close 4 exits in a row off the major highway so they could do construction at all of them simultaneously. Naturally I needed the first exit and had to drive like 5 miles out of my way as a result. I was fuming.

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unfitfuzzball@reddit

The giant class ring is what gets me

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AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)

he probably got that from his 16yo boyfriend.

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MisfitActual0311@reddit

Sadly, this is probably me in another 4 or 5 years.

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-MangoDown@reddit

Didn’t this parade guy happen like a few years ago.