Dallas parking garages need to start making spaces for drivers that have a micro penis.

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SipoteQuixote@reddit

I took my work truck into a parking garage and was like 2 cm from the top because of my ladder rack. These guys are that tall without it, cant imagine choosing to drive a big ass truck downtown.

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BlueHorse_22@reddit

I know the owner. He's a dentist and needs that vehicle for work.

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Corgisarethebest123@reddit

How does a dentist need a truck like that?

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hypogly@reddit

Have you ever tried pulling teeth without a hemi??

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VolKit1138@reddit

Some teeth are harder to pull than others.

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justinharris2588@reddit

Lmao. This goes for apartment garages for me too. I’m like if you live in this apartment and park in this garage, why the need for the big ass truck?

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Bardfinn@reddit

I regularly see a Cybertruck parked in a hatched line (do not park here) area of a parking garage.

Why should rules apply to them?

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hypogly@reddit

Is that Uptown? Because that garage looks familiar and there are a lot of main characters in that neighborhood.

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NeverEndingHope@reddit

Yeah, the one in the same block as Grimaldi's and Sweetgreen, directly across from Cortland West Village. Used to live there, I'd recognize it anywhere.

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Few_String545@reddit

We need to regulate tanks driving on the road more heavily. These things barely resemble pickup trucks at this point and only serve as status symbols and mobile smog factories.

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That_Platypus9735@reddit

Every parking garage only has compact spaces. Most of the time my civic doesn't even really fit. Civcs are not big cars

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Aromatic_Location@reddit

I don't know this particular garage, but the car on the left side is parked right on the line. It looks like this guy got his truck close to the pillar. Not sure what else he could have done really.

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HermannZeGermann@reddit

Staying within the lines is hard for some.

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Knot-Lye-Ing@reddit

They're not big at all, they should easily fit into compact spaces.

Sure you're not trying to park in the motorcycle spots?

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gregarious_giant@reddit

They do it the roof but none of those guys know how to be on top.

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JSRevenge@reddit

TBF, neither driver can park, penis' notwithstanding.

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He needs those wheels to drive over the curb at stoplights so he can get into the turning lane instead of waiting 30 seconds for traffic to move like a normal person, and so he can be at the perfect head-level height to blind people with his LED headlights.

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mrmcbeer@reddit

I used to park in a garage at work and probably once a week I would get stuck behind some dipshit in a lifted truck crawling up 5 levels at 2mph because he's afraid of hitting the ceiling.

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maverick1127@reddit

Funny how the parking spaces work for garages and new business construction. The building codes enforce a certain amount of “spots” so they make the math work on sizes to meet the minimum requirements in order to get approved. and paid.

While on the other hand auto manufacturers are pushing for bigger vehicles. To get paid.

They don’t work together. In fact opposite directions. So they can each get paid. How the vehicles fit, is not their problem. They got paid.

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