When Maude rolls thru for some coitus…
Posted by TopicPretend4161@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 44 comments
it strikes me that The Dude is working with fresh booze and ingredients for his Russian.
Did Maude have the class to buy Jeffery a new bottle of vodka and all the mixers for his favorite beverage?
Perfect-Resource-343@reddit
I find it funny that in the whole movie the Dude is constantly smoking a roach haha. Can’t recall a scene where he has decent amount of the J left
LazzarilloDeTormez@reddit
He drops a never lit joint on counter when paying after Walter causes a scene at the diner. If I remember correctly, he also fires up a brand new joint after asking mind if I do a J? But you’re correct, lots of half smoked roaches otherwise.
TopicPretend4161@reddit (OP)
The one at Lebowski’s looked really good. Like it was smoking well, my man was able to exhale RINGS…
We had Dude-alf the Grey, man.
atmontsenioreyesore@reddit
New shit has come to light.
InternationalFiend@reddit
Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?
LazzarilloDeTormez@reddit
I was talking about my rug.
chipz-n-gravy@reddit
Coitus?
Kettle_Whistle_@reddit
Oh no…
no_vale_verga817@reddit
She didn’t buy him more booze Dude…
I do know that when the Dude enters the trashed home, he scans the room and the only thing on the bar is kahlua. Then after the what-have-you, um coitus, he makes a drink with freshly stocked ingredients.
Now so far, we have, what appears to me, to be a victimless plot hole.
BendAppropriate614@reddit
OVER THE LINE!!!
no_vale_verga817@reddit
What happened to your line? Did Jackie Treehorn do that as well?
No-Gas-1684@reddit
Tomorrow's already the tenth
no_vale_verga817@reddit
FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKIN TENTH!!!
Kettle_Whistle_@reddit
Far out…
CapitalPunBanking@reddit
We're you listening to the dude's story?
sorotomotor@reddit
> Did Maude have the class to buy Jeffery a new bottle of vodka and all the mixers for his favorite beverage?
I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a Lebowski has coitus in this fair city, Maude has to compensate The Dude?
Commercial_Set2986@reddit
Look, he's not trying to scam anybody, he's just helping her conceive!
steven_cornthrob@reddit
The story is ludicrous.
Moist_Rule9623@reddit
Of course she did, she’s a good lady friend… and THURRAH
Evening-Ad-8218@reddit
His special lady friend. But he's just helping her to conceive.
TheWayoftheLeafCast@reddit
She’s my…..my fuckin lady friend
TopicPretend4161@reddit (OP)
Fuck off, Da Fino.
Evening-Ad-8218@reddit
A brother Shamus!
MarkyMarquam@reddit
In bed with everybody. Marvelous stuff.
Kingkruti@reddit
Thats my robe.
Kevelle68@reddit
Nice Marmot.
Corona_Cyrus@reddit
There a Ralph’s around here?
pantalonesdesmartee@reddit
Jeffrey. Love me.
Hefty_Fishing8268@reddit
It can be a rather zesty enterprise.
BizarroFelix@reddit
Don’t be fatuous
NocaSun38@reddit
I mean what did you think this was all about? Fun and games?
avreddits@reddit
She knew what condition his condition was in …
Ask_Black_Phillip333@reddit
That’s marvelous!
TopicPretend4161@reddit (OP)
I like your style, Dude.
avreddits@reddit
Dude abides ☮️
AdultishRaktajino@reddit
Need a trading card for this like Odo’s first time.
https://www.reddit.com/r/DeepSpaceNine/s/u9cQWx77mD
FrozenWaffleMaker@reddit
Would it help with conception?
handsomeape95@reddit
Increases!?!
High_Af_Osrs@reddit
She's gotta feed the monkey.
Dull_Investigator358@reddit
kharringtonvideoarts@reddit
I keep telling you, it’s the foundation’s money.
kinkyslc1@reddit
Well, Dude. We just don't know.
901Soccer@reddit
Well Dude, we just don't know
JakeFixesPlanes@reddit
Well Dude, we just don’t know